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Everything posted by megaelixir
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If this classroom were a ******, it would be incredibly clean, because there are so many douches in here.
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A unionized public employee, a teabagger, and a CEO are sitting at a table. In the middle of the table there is a plate with a dozen cookies on it. The CEO reaches across and takes 11 cookies, looks at the teabagger and says, "Look out for that union guy -- he wants a piece ...of your cookie."
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I haven't counted calories all week, and I've only eaten carryout crap from Hamtramck restaurants, yet somehow I've lost 2.5 pounds since weigh-in on Monday. Hopefully I'll keep it off until this upcoming Monday so it'll be "official".
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The three people in front of me all brought their freaking breakfast to class. Come on, now.
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Lily's so freaking smart it blows my mind. She knows over half the alphabet, numbers up to ten, several colors, several us states (by shape), has a vocabulary of easily 250 words, and has the best sense of humor I've ever seen in a toddler. Haha, her new thing that she likes to say is "duuuuuude!".
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Hah. I tried to put my ring on this morning and my finger was like "lol no". I hope the swelling goes down soon...
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Um, so I think I broke my finger a couple of hours ago, and didn't realize it until now. I just randomly looked down at it, and it's all bruised and swollen. It hurt a little earlier, but I didn't think anything of it doesn't hurt at all right now, it's not numb or anything either. Just gross looking. Wtf.
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I just made a killing selling my Ke$ha tickets on Stubhub. Sorry to anyone who wanted them, but I was able to sell them there for 90 dollars a pop!
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Tomorrow I have a consultation with a stylist who will hopefully be able to correct my stupid hair color and make it blonde and wonderful again.
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Thank you Grammys for reminding me I need to add this song to my "play at wedding" list. On a related note, holy s*** Mick Jaggers is now virtually indistinguishable from the "christmas is all around" guy from Love Actually.
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I hate my geology class with every fire that burns in my mortal soul. There is a smelly giant retarded (?) kid that doesn't have any teeth and he stinks up the whole classroom. The professor is awful, so awful. There are a few decent folks, but mostly the people in the class are just horrible. In my head they are known as "wig lady #1", "slow kid", "been to jail girl", "crazy vietnam vet guy", "wig lady #2", etc...
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So, um, I registered with David's Bridal to "win a free dress", which was a giant, giant mistake. I didn't win a dress, but I did win David's Bridal calling me every two hours trying to get me to schedule an appointment. F them. I was considering scheduling an appointment there, but not anymore.
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Seriously. Ke$ha tickets. Anyone want them, or know anyone who does? It's a sold out show. I'll sell 'em to you at face value.
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Happy 164th birthday, Thomas Edison! I feel like we're pals since I've been to his lab so many times...
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Wow. Montreal and Boston is about 10000 times more interesting than the Wings game right now.