SouthernWingsFan

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  1. SouthernWingsFan

    Osgood/Turco exchange

    I can do it too!!!! Osgood: "Your momma's so fat when her beeper's going off, people think she's backing up!" Turco: "Yeah well your momma's so fat when she sits on the bus, she sits next to everyone!" Osgood: "Your momma's so fat she uses the ocean as a bath tub!" Turco: "Well your momma's so fat she got into a monster truck and turned it into a lowrider!" Osgood: "Your momma's so old when she was in school they didn't have history!" Turco: "Your momma's so old when I told her to act her own age, she died!" Osgood: "Man, what a bunch of classless goofs we are, right Marty?" Turco: "Yep." Osgood: "So we're set for lunch on that 3rd weekend of July?" Turco: "Yep." Osgood: "Okay, see you then!" (not directed towards you interminded)
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    Wings/Pistons schedule conflict

    NBA's I think, at least the ECF was scheduled in advances as one of the Wester Quarterfinal series went to 7 games that just ended Monday night. No lie on your last question, if the NHL asked the NBA to do what you asked at the end, higher ups from the NBA would laugh right back in their faces.
  3. SouthernWingsFan

    Wings/Pistons schedule conflict

    VS isn't worried about ABC/TNT/ESPN and hockey will always still have its hardcore fans that will watch the games.
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    What are you listening to? 2?

    DJ Format - We Know Something You Don't Know
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    Osgood/Turco exchange

    Because people are making a big deal over just a handshake, which is less exciting than a lava lamp or lighted tennis shoes. And lava lamps and lighted tennis shoes are pretty boring. If you don't like me saying that I think 7+ pages of debating a handshake is just absolutely stupid, then that's your tough luck then.
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    Penguins franchise deserves no credit

    You play within the rules set by a league and play with the cards that have been dealt to you. The Penguins have capitalized on those chances that have been given to them over the past few years, more than being fair and well within the rules. As others with much more detailed posts have proven, you are acting bitter and are pretty off-base.
  7. SouthernWingsFan

    To all wings fans...

    Much thanks, hope you stick around for the Finals and thereafter. :beerbuddy:
  8. SouthernWingsFan

    Burnside: Pens in 7

    I can bet you other sports analysts probably will pick against the Red Wings as well who probably work outside of ESPN. Does that make them dumb as well?
  9. SouthernWingsFan

    Burnside: Pens in 7

    Understand what you are saying, and more than fair enough.
  10. SouthernWingsFan

    Osgood/Turco exchange

    People, seriously...it's a handshake. A HANDSHAKE. A handshake isn't something exciting in life.
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    Members photos

    Nice diaper!
  12. SouthernWingsFan

    Post Everytime You Look

    I was just at this place called the Internet......There is a lot of porn there!
  13. SouthernWingsFan

    What are you listening to? 2?

    Sly and the Family Stone - I Want To Take You Higher http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3QEyMeEfqM
  14. SouthernWingsFan

    Burnside: Pens in 7

    And you throw away history when each game is played. The outcome is determined on the ice or playing surface, not in a sports forum or newspaper. A great home crowd definitely helps and is a factor, but you have to ultimately beat the other team on the playing surface to win.
  15. SouthernWingsFan

    Burnside: Pens in 7

    Just trying to play middleman for the obnoxious doom-and-gloom and/or obnoxious arrogant posts that make the Wings sound indestructible. The Wings are no more/less invincible than the Penguins, and vice versa.
  16. SouthernWingsFan

    Burnside: Pens in 7

    Nope, it's also possible to do it in JLA as well.
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    Osgood/Turco exchange

    Osgood to Turco: YOU DIDN'T SHAKE MY HAND HARD ENOUGH YOU STUPID SOB! Turco to Osgood: YOU CALLED ME A STUPID SOB YOU PUNK! I HATE YOU! Just thought I'd contribute to the many obnoxious overreactions to this thread about a simple handshake. /sarcasm
  18. SouthernWingsFan

    Burnside: Pens in 7

    Philadelphia beat Washington this year in a game 7 ON THE ROAD. It's definitely possible for a road team to win game 7.
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    Burnside: Pens in 7

    Sad but true....sad but f**king true. It's not like the guy predicted a Penguins sweep or Penguins in 5. He's picked the Wings before. If people would just get past their OMG ESPN IS SO HORRIBLE bias, they'd actually see that picking somebody to win in 7 games probably yields that the teams are close to even on play, and it will be a TIGHT SERIES. Again, with as closely evenly matched as these teams are, you could easily bounce back and forth 50-50 on your selection to where picking either team is fairly realistic. Not everybody that picks or chooses against the Wings automatically makes them an idiot. It's pitiful to see such fan responses in here this playoff year towards people that might actually go against the Wings where their claims are fairly legit and realisitic.
  20. SouthernWingsFan

    Would you consider the season a disappointment?

    Well, discuss away. I wish I could select multiple options, b/c I think it would be very disappointing if they bowed out early, but another part of me is just happy and proud to see them make it this far. Definitely do not be fully content that they are here, but 28 other teams almost never make it this far for plenty of seasons. It takes a lot of work to get this far, and while I know expectations of this team are sky high more often than not, again I think we should at least recognize and be happy they've made it this far, with hopefully 4 more wins to come.
  21. SouthernWingsFan

    Post Everytime You Look

    Your momma's so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up. *shrugs*
  22. SouthernWingsFan

    Lineup for Game 1 of the Finals!

    Assuming everybody is healthy... Datsyuk-Zetterberg-Holmstrom Filppula-Franzen-Hudler Cleary-Draper-Drake Maltby-Helm-Samuelsson Lidstrom-Rafalski Stuart-Kronwall Chelios-Lebda Osgood Hasek
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    Burnside: Pens in 7

    Melrose picked the Wings tonight on the Sportscenter recap if it's any consolation. Seriously though, can't really blame Burnside. Pitt has a helluva team with a ridiculous amount of offensive, probably a little more capable than the Wings in terms of a balance standpoint if possible, and the two defenses are pretty even. Their only question is in goaltending I think, but that is far from an achilles heel. I highly doubt this series will end quickly and it'll probably be an offensive slugfest. The series could honestly go either way and the teams are almost dead even in terms of talent and capabilities I think.
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    Post Everytime You Look

    Words that are spelled the same way forwards and backwards... Mom Dad Otto Tot B**b T*t Toot Ma'am Dud Bub Tat Non Bib Pop Pap All right I think I'm done.
  25. SouthernWingsFan

    So, how about the Pens?

    Honestly, I think it is about as even as a matchup as you can get from my limited knowledge of the Penguins. They've seemed to eliminate the perception that they don't play defense and are all finesse. They definitely have plenty of skill like Detroit, and added a few big bodies recently like Laraque and Gill that certainly do their roles on the ice. Both teams are pretty stacked both offensively and defensively. The only uncertainty that I think exists, and I really may be reaching to deep for an uncertainty, is Pittsburgh in goal. Not that Fleury doesn't have it or has been terrible, not even close. You just wander how he's going to react in the Finals going against somebody who's already 'tended in them once. My part homeristic pic is Wings in a full 7.