SouthernWingsFan

Why aren't kites square-shaped?

Jeans. I have no clue what corderoys are. Shooting a mime with a silencer or Killing a loudmouth gossip with a grenade

No idea who he is but if it involves improving my house, sure. The person below me thinks it'd be cool to have a 5000 foot telescope that makes it easier to see in the sky. I dunno... *shrugs*

Yep. Every morning I have instant coffee so I'll have enough energy to make the regular coffee. *shrugs*

:chug: People who are currently 30 years old are cool, like me!

Generally speaking, when you are losing big and a game is all but lost before the final seconds tick off, more chippy/rough stuff can possibly be expected from the team that will lose. But this is the Ducks, this is nothing new, they are chippier and dirtier than your usual team.

I think so. The person below me is laughing at what happened to this person. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7899CfQNTVI

Sawchuck Kick the Bucket or Buck the Kicket

I am a dork. *shrugs*

Hope he survives.

I don't have Dish so I haven't paid much attention to the amount of disdain over this, but it would not shock me if it is much bigger of a deal than you might think. It may not be the most popular sport in here for most people, but it is also going to strike out in the immediate future a lot of college football games and a lot of NBA games for local markets, and from an overall geographic perspective in this country, football and basketball are more popular than hockey. I remember reading an article about Georgia's college football game at Colorado last weekend being blacked out. It would also effect a lot of Big 12 schools who use Fox for broadcasts (Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, etc.), Pac-10 schools I think as well (USC, UCLA, Arizona, etc.) and a large handful of other schools/universities. The same will go for NBA teams and their diehard fans (Dallas Mavericks and Houston Rockets/Fox Sports Southwest, Oklahoma City Thunder/FS Oklahoma, LA Lakers and their FS partner, Detroit Pistons/FS Detroit, and a good bit more I believe). DirecTV may have more subscribers than Dish, but I honestly think across the board this could affect a lot more people because it is going to involved multiple sports (football, basketball, hockey). The Versus deal, as annoying as it was also, affected a limited scope in hockey games, as well as some college football games (Mountain West Conference, Pac-10, Big 12). And the Pac 10 and Big 12 broadcasts were often the 2nd/3rd/4th choices of popular games in the conferences I believe.

Nope, I'm scared of widths. The person below me thinks this is funny and a good idea. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqPbQagwTTA

Are we there yet. More irritating Toilet Bowl or Port-a-Potty

Sponges grow in the ocean..... That kills me.....

Ritola thinks you all are acting like a bunch of silly goobers fighting over him.

Neutral. Butt to Face or Face to Groin (possible thread killer again )

I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I'm going to get tractors that small for it.

Yes, yes 1000 times yes. The person below me likes to touch stuff and play with everything for no apparent reason.

Zetterberg will score 10 touchdowns because it's the cool hip thing to do these days.

I wouldn't sweat much about Kronwall being on the 3rd pairing. I would think the d-men would probably try to get equal time to start out given the ages of Lidstrom, Rafalski, Salei, etc.

SouthernWingsFan is going to be the whipping boy this year. Oh crap, that's me!

The cool thing about getting older is that you get grayer, your skin wrinkles, and your teeth start rotting. Really sweet stuff!

To explain the above further... Yes, I have problems... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z9Mk5Qt_K4

Good - Better Than Ezra

Negative. Darker. The person below me thinks I smell.