SouthernWingsFan

Crosby smells. Yes, I know I am acting like an 8 year old. Yes, I know I am not funny at all. *shrugs*

Red Wings-Coyotes playoff series all day today and I watched some of it (games 2 and 7, part of game 4). Good stuff.

^ It takes more than 3 licks, I've tried it!!! Does anybody else think that the people who do Civil War reinactments, should they use live ammunition to make it more fun?

Tunes. Butt or Crack

Nah, news in the mornings for me. The person below me thinks this is funny.

I don't know if it's the wine I just had, but that last picture scared the bejesus out of me of the funny face!

Groovy, neato, and all those goofy cool words.

Sure. You gotta love the cool goofy high numbers on a jersey.

Sorry, not meant directly for you, although be being the last nimrod to respond to that I could see how it felt that way. Just basically saying that Mondays are always gonna be around. I don't like 'em either but I'm not gonna change it so I'm not going to vent more than necessary about it. Nope, would love to though. The person below me thinks this is funny. (Language Disclaimer )

Dominos Sweet Merciful Crap or just CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

I beg of the NHL to get rid of the intent to blow the whistle rule waving off a goal and the phantom interference b.s. Either you blew the whistle before the puck crossed the line resulting in a no-goal, or you didn't resulting in a goal. Interference will always be a judgmental call, I get that, what I want eliminated is if you "interfere" on a goal scored and they waive it off, give the guy a penalty for crying out loud. It has to be a black/white rule, either you interfered or not resulting in 2:00 penalty or not. And while we've seen it happen plenty with Holmstrom, this is a league wide problem. I can remember exactly a time when it helped the Wings, when they won at Chicago late in the season 5-2. Chicago was up 2-0, and it should've been 3-0 on a PP goal but Byfugelin "interfered". While I'm glad the momentum helped the Wings to 5 second period goals there, the "interference" call on Byfugelin was absolutely just terrible. Those two rules I want changed dramatically. I'd also like the trapezoid eliminated, but I won't cry about it if it stays. Other than that, some intersting stuff (no line changes for offsides, 5 shootout players which I've been in favor for from the beginning).

At present time, this is not significantly better or worse than Lilja. I wanted Lilja back but he might've decided from the very beginning that he wanted out. Can't blame management for not retaining a guy that wants to explore other options if that was his intention.

Do it yourself Hocus Pocus or Abracadabra

Not really, Mondays will always be here like every other day of the week, so not much point in obsessively whining about it. The person below me thinks this is funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA4qvETb1vo

Shot to the Heart - Bon Jovi

In most cases, too much depth is never a bad thing (minus Chicago presently with cap/money). At present time, signing Modano only helps the Wings chances at a Cup. Hopefully we will be able to say this months down the line. I'd love to keep them all, but if you have a chance to get one of the better players at his position throughout his career at a reasonable price, and he is still capable of scoring goals/points at a respectable amount during the final chapter of his career, you go for it.

The Brett Favre of the NHL!

Don't want to see Miller go but I understand the logic here as Ritola is still a potential long-term protige.

If you retire #24, then you got to retire #91, and then eventually #96 and #30. As much as I enjoyed seeing Chelios and Fedorov play here (Probert was before I started seriously getting into hockey, started to watch with a lot more interest starting in 1996 season roughly), and much as I root for Osgood when he gets too much of a bad rap often, and as much as I love having Holmstrom be my favorite player, you're going to have to do a heck of a lot of convincing for them to have their numbers up on the rafters. The only one with a legitimate shot of going up soon over the next few years in #5. (EDIT: In my opinion, not factual obviously)

Plenty. Trying is overrated. The person below me thinks this is funny. http://www.mapmyrun.com/route/us/la/new%20orleans/961128120268588555

Depends on the situation, but usually go without it since coffee is at work as well. Best way to go out with a bang... Raise your golf club up for lightning to strike it or Just jump off a roof

2001 offseason, nothing will top that getting Hull and Robitaille and Hasek. This offseason is still solid and exciting nevertheless with getting Modano, Lidstrom back for another year, Hudler, etc.

I like 'em, not too shabby. Yes, I get that I'm probably the only one that does.

Chelios is going to coach until he's 90 years old.