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I vaguely recall hearing him say that he's just there to score. Although, he's hardly the first player to have said something like that in public.

Didn't Ottawa get Chaisson in the Spezza deal? I don't think they're going to turn around and cut bait on the guy after a year.

Don't forget ***. Frankgrimes made it clear above that if there's no fighting, hockey will become "as homosexual as other sports". The great Champion of fighting wants enforcers in the game, why? So it doesn't turn ***. Lol. Even if I didn't care about fighting in hockey I'd be against it just so I didn't have to agree with anyone who thinks something like that.

Close. When I was a child I was a member of Big Brothers/Big Sisters. As luck would have it, premier NHL enforcer Craig Coxe had volunteered to be a member of Big Brothers/Big Sisters and I, being a lifelong hockey fan, was chosen as his "little". I was so excited that I was going to get to spend time with a real, live, NHL enforcer. No more gushing over hockey cards, facebook photographs, and in-game stills for me. This was the real thing! Never had I been more "pro-enforcer". Craig Coxe is generally unreliable. Both as a human being, and as a "big". That's why I hate enforcers GMRwings. Well that and because Brian McGuffin is "better at life than me".

I know, how much is that film going to rule?

That's right. He wants Lucic to go out of his way to hurt someone, so that McGuffin can come back and make Lucic not hurt people anymore. And that, in a nutshell, is the mentality of the pro-fighting crowd.

Well that and GMRwings doesn't have an odd, almost child-like infatuation with pictures of me.

I thought the same thing when I first heard about it, but it looks awesome as hell lol.

You're welcome. You're all welcome. By the way, have you seen the trailers for the new Mad Max starring Luke Glendening...errr...Tom Hardy? It looks bitchin'.

I think he should get hired by the league to carry around Gary Bettman like Master Blaster from Mad Max "Who runs bartertown!"

Nope, I bet team (the league over) were lining up to sign a slow, talentless, 37 year old dips*** who squirts people with water bottles from the bench. And of course he chose them, not because they were the only team that was interested, but because the Florida Panthers have a long and storied history in the NHL. I mean, who wouldn't want to play for them?

Nope I mean the Florida that will be watching playoff hockey on TV like I do. Oh, you didn't think the fact that they won a few games against the Wings lately matters did you? Adorable.

Well one of the two people you're talking about just got waived because he's EXACTLY an unskilled meathead goon, and the other didn't have a place on the only team in the league that 100% embraces unskilled meathead goons. So what point are you trying to make? That one of the two of them is a good hockey player? They're just different levels of unskilled, meatheaded, goon. Hence nobody (other than perennially horrible Florida) wants them.

Nailed it.

You really don't have any ideas? Not even a guess?

I know we are all having some fun right now. But I think its important to take a minute to think about those most affected by this. Of course I'm speaking about Brian and the rest of the McGuffin family. I hope they know that through trials ahead, I personally will never forget the significance they've had on me. The name McGuffin will forever be seared in my memory.

This is all so incredibly satisfying. I'm not above basking in it.

Have you seen how much Tatar likes to party? I bet that dude goes unprotected all the time. It's a dangerous world.

Two McGrattans don't make a right. Or a complete hockey player for that matter.

Was in.

I'm not really into dumb chicks.

Better than Brendan Smith?

You know who will get to the bottom of this? Brian McGrattan in his new front office position. Nobody is more capable of A) figuring out which rat hypnotized Brian Burke and forced him to waive the aforementioned McGrattan, and B) making sure that all future Flames embrace a different rat ethic...of the gym variety. All in a day's work for Brian McGrattan, Calgary Flames Toughness Czar.

Yeah, but aside from those two really tough dudes, "WHO IS PROTECTING JOHNNY HOCKEY, MONAHAN, AND BARTSCHI NOW?"