kipwinger

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    11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

    I know all the cool kids are talking about how crappy and old Bertuzzi is these days. But for those who aren't watching these games with their heads up their *sses, is anybody else really impressed with the old man this year?
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    11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

    Textbook DDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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    11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

    It's funny how that happens when you do things "correctly" and "try hard".
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    11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

    I thought it was understood that it would be a threesome. A devil's threesome.
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    11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

    Well now that you say it that way, wanna go out sometime?
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    11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

    Ewwww. Are you actually pale? I thought your kind were required to go door to door whenever you moved to a new area?
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    11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

    "I promise I'll call you tomorrow"? I was shooting for the most sexist thing I could imagine. That pretty much does it.
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    11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

    Aiming a little high aren't you? I'd be happy if Smith could do things like pass or make quality line changes. Gotta crawl before you walk.
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    11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

    Hey take it easy boo, I'm just joshing ya. If I were really there with you I'd be cooling my heels across your back while you lapped milk from a saucer wearing a Susan B. Anthony costume and little kitty ears.
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    11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

    How naive. If I were there I'd pat you on the head and tell you how thankful we all are that you have other "talents".
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    11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

    Damn, that sucked. Wait, somebody help me figure out how to blame Quincey for that one!
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    11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

    Yeah, is there any possible way to blame Smith's boneheadedness on Quincey?
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    11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

    Was that on purpose? Edit: Nevermind.
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    11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

    Osgood has not said T.J. Galiardi's name properly even once tonight. "Great back check their by Googlimoogli".
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    11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

    Who turned the puck over on that breakaway?
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    11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

    I'm not here to go on and on about their skill, to be honest I'm not nearly as impressed with them as most people are. My only point is that you can't really say two guys got shut down when they had a goal and assist in the game. Well you can say it, but in the same breath you've got to then say that the Sedins extra, super, duper, megaman shut down our superstars (based on the fact that our big guns accounted for zero points).
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    11/1 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Flames 3

    I'm not exactly sure how one Sedin assisting on the other Sedin's goal counts as getting "shut down", but considering they had exactly two more points than our euro twins I'd say you're a bit off the mark. Another one. Am I eating crazy pills? I'm no lover of the Sedins, but how exactly did they get shut down when they scored 2 of their team's three possible points? Also, why isn't anyone saying that the Sedins' shut down Dats and Z...you know...cuz they didn't score at all?
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    stephen weiss

    I agree with this. Dude gets ride of the puck the second he gets it. I want him carrying the puck, making plays, and creating offense. Not dishing to Cleary...for whatever reason.
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    Varlamov Arrested

    Totally saw this coming!
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    It might be Illich, not Holland

    My favorite part of this post. "IF you come back down you'll be changed...". Is there something going on I don't know about? Do people frequently NOT come back down? Returning from your meeting with the boss, changed or unchanged, shouldn't be something that's up in the air ya know?
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    Lines Thread

    Hopefully in the best possible way.
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    Lines Thread

    Moving a little fast aren't you there soldier? Why don't you start off telling me about the mustards and cheeses...but sultry like. "Oh Yeah, this is an aged gruyere smoked to perfection with hickory and sage, topped off with a spoonful of Inglehoffer stone ground...you like that don't you bad boy?"
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    10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1

    Glad to see Tatar get a goal. He's been our best forward for two or three games, and he finally got rewarded. I legitimately think he'll keep getting better at the NHL level. Not like Martin St. Louis good, but definitely Danny Briere good. He's such a tenacious little dude, I love it.
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    10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1

    That's about as weak as it gets on that penalty.
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    10/30 GDT: Red Wings 2 at Canucks 1

    What? Whud I do?