kipwinger
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3/2 - Ok, hear me out, this is how we can still make the playoffs GDT - Kraken @ Wings - 7PM EST
kipwinger replied to Walman6million's topic in General
Typical drunken cis man. Trying to man-splain my own sexuality to me. It's getting late bud, better power down a few more brewskies before it's time to pass out on whatever whale you're sharing a bed with tonight. -
I literally just said I use it when I f*ck. I'm clearly not ashamed.
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You should Google it if you're not too worried about Biden using the NSA to steal all your freedom.
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3/2 - Ok, hear me out, this is how we can still make the playoffs GDT - Kraken @ Wings - 7PM EST
kipwinger replied to Walman6million's topic in General
It's like when women call each other "b*tch" or black people use the N-word. We're allowed to call each other out for being closeted. It's only rude when people like you do it. -
Sure you do. Again, you're well known for your honesty. Booze is a straight drug for gross heteros. When I wanna get crazy I slam tina and f*ck.
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3/2 - Ok, hear me out, this is how we can still make the playoffs GDT - Kraken @ Wings - 7PM EST
kipwinger replied to Walman6million's topic in General
I won't open on whether Larkin's gross midwestern wife has any taste. However, I will mock you for suggesting that I, a *** man, am being derogatory by using my well attuned gaydar to call out Twinktuzzi for trying to fake it in those shorts. -
Nope, just didn't want to end up flabby and impotent.
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You might be. I don't drink.
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3/2 - Ok, hear me out, this is how we can still make the playoffs GDT - Kraken @ Wings - 7PM EST
kipwinger replied to Walman6million's topic in General
Everybody knows that straight men like Larkin let their wives handle the interior design. Did Bertuzzi's lady friend pick out that outfit? Nice try. -
How edgy. I bet you crack all the other regulars up when you're bellied up to the bar drinking away what's left of your testosterone.
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3/2 - Ok, hear me out, this is how we can still make the playoffs GDT - Kraken @ Wings - 7PM EST
kipwinger replied to Walman6million's topic in General
That picture of Bertuzzi is absolutely the g*yest thing I've ever seen. He's SUUUUUUCH a twink lol. Hip thrust out, no body hair, skin tight shorts. GUARANTEED he's wearing panties. Nice of that young lady to be his beard tho. Gotta keep up appearances. -
Italians are notably lithe people. I'm sure you bonded over your heterosexuality...and all the carbohydrates.
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So you say. You're famous around here for your honesty. Make sure you cuddle that sweat box extra close tonight to assuage your guilt.
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Sure you would pal. Did you make sure she was in the kitchen rummaging around in the refrigerator before you feverishly typed that?
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3/2 - Ok, hear me out, this is how we can still make the playoffs GDT - Kraken @ Wings - 7PM EST
kipwinger replied to Walman6million's topic in General
According to multiversal theory somewhere there's a universe where your takes aren't pathetic, Tyler Bertuzzi is still on the team, and he's also into chicks. It's just not this one. -
3/2 - Ok, hear me out, this is how we can still make the playoffs GDT - Kraken @ Wings - 7PM EST
kipwinger replied to Walman6million's topic in General
Too bad Pius Suter isn't a half-step faster. He's a super heady player. -
No doubt she'll be a real moose. Just like all the other heteros out there who have given up on themselves.
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3/2 - Ok, hear me out, this is how we can still make the playoffs GDT - Kraken @ Wings - 7PM EST
kipwinger replied to Walman6million's topic in General
Let me dumb it down for you. SY: I'm not going to trade Bertuzzi Larkin: I'm not signing an extension *One Week Later* SY: Looks like I'm trading Bertuzzi after all Larkin: Where do I sign boss? Robert Hagg and Gustav Lindstrom should NOT be in the NHL. Ugh. -
Ironically messing around with not-very-hot women makes Zadina sound MORE straight, not less. All you straight guys have sweaty, hoggish, wives.
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3/2 - Ok, hear me out, this is how we can still make the playoffs GDT - Kraken @ Wings - 7PM EST
kipwinger replied to Walman6million's topic in General
What else was he supposed to say "F*ck that loser"? Here's the timeline. We're in a playoff spot, SY says Bert is off the block, crickets from Larkin. We lose twice to the Sens, SY decides to sell, Bert's an obvious trade piece, Larkin signs, Bert kicks rocks. Thems the facts. -
3/2 - Ok, hear me out, this is how we can still make the playoffs GDT - Kraken @ Wings - 7PM EST
kipwinger replied to Walman6million's topic in General
Yeah, I'm sure SY didn't bother talking to his Captain about the direction of the team before he signed. Good thinking. -
Hate to break it to you pal, but Bertuzzi is a liberal. Guaranteed.
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Tell me more about the sexual preferences of castrates? You seemed to know a lot about it a minute ago. The more I empathize the more I'll understand why Tyler Bertuzzi is such a b*tch.
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3/2 - Ok, hear me out, this is how we can still make the playoffs GDT - Kraken @ Wings - 7PM EST
kipwinger replied to Walman6million's topic in General
Fact: Dylan Larkin signed an extension within 24 hrs of it becoming obvious that Bertuzzi would be moved. -
So Bertuzzi's biggest fanboy also happens to be a treasure trove of eunuch trivia? Tucker Carlson would say this isn't a coincidence.
