kipwinger
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Tell me more about the sexual preferences of castrates? You seemed to know a lot about it a minute ago. The more I empathize the more I'll understand why Tyler Bertuzzi is such a b*tch.
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3/2 - Ok, hear me out, this is how we can still make the playoffs GDT - Kraken @ Wings - 7PM EST
kipwinger replied to Walman6million's topic in General
Fact: Dylan Larkin signed an extension within 24 hrs of it becoming obvious that Bertuzzi would be moved. -
So Bertuzzi's biggest fanboy also happens to be a treasure trove of eunuch trivia? Tucker Carlson would say this isn't a coincidence.
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3/2 - Ok, hear me out, this is how we can still make the playoffs GDT - Kraken @ Wings - 7PM EST
kipwinger replied to Walman6million's topic in General
SY says Bert is off the trade block = Larkin doesn't sign. SY secretly tells Larkin that Bert is about to be traded = Larkin signs within a day of the trade. Not a coincidence. -
I think one generally leads to the other but you're the expert it seems.
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One step above asexual is same-sexual. Everyone knows that. Especially your boy. Wait...you thought his "just the tip" tshirt was a promise? Lol. It was a request bud.
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Even if I only banged one chick in my life pal. Your boy's 1 step above a eunuch.
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3/2 - Ok, hear me out, this is how we can still make the playoffs GDT - Kraken @ Wings - 7PM EST
kipwinger replied to Walman6million's topic in General
If anything Larkin is probably happy to have that candyass off his line. I doubt he was too thrilled going into battle each night flanked by a dude who's afraid of needles and spends 75% of the season in the trainers' room. Edit: Sweet goal by Jake the Snake. Walman = ALL MAN -
Which means I f*ck 100% more women than Bert does.
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3/2 - Ok, hear me out, this is how we can still make the playoffs GDT - Kraken @ Wings - 7PM EST
kipwinger replied to Walman6million's topic in General
He said the same thing about Mantha. Who cares? -
It's ironic because Bertuzzi was definitely the g*yest member of this team. You'd think I'd be more into him.
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3/2 - Ok, hear me out, this is how we can still make the playoffs GDT - Kraken @ Wings - 7PM EST
kipwinger replied to Walman6million's topic in General
I've heard Vancouver fans are really unimpressed with that Filip Hronek guy. Maybe he's available? -
I don't get this meme.
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3/2 - Ok, hear me out, this is how we can still make the playoffs GDT - Kraken @ Wings - 7PM EST
kipwinger replied to Walman6million's topic in General
Siiiiiiick assist by Zadina to Berggren. The future is now. -
I'm happy to see Bertuzzi gone for no other reason than because (next to Sundqvist) he was the least f*ckable part of an immensely f*ckable team. Nothing (aside from his play this season) made my dick softer than his weird buggy eyes and stringy meth hair.
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3/2 - Ok, hear me out, this is how we can still make the playoffs GDT - Kraken @ Wings - 7PM EST
kipwinger replied to Walman6million's topic in General
Where's all the Chia pets tonight? Wings defense saying "Hronek Hwho?". -
C'mon Yzerman, trade Zadina already. I will be overjoyed when I never have to hear that name again.
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In theory yes, but obviously there are tons of variables. The teams, the value of Detroit's picks, what we're willing to add. I'm using our two first rounders as a starting point. Obviously if it's a team that's just starting their rebuild (and therefore expecting to be bad for a while) having a bunch of high value picks might be worthwhile. It's hard to do, and rare, but we've got the picks to do it now.
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I'd be okay with that in the case of the Boston pick, but I'd rather we use the Islanders pick to move up and get a top center this year. If we can move up and take Carlsson or Fantilli and then pick three times in the 2nd round this could be the draft that essentially ends the rebuild. Dude. This is getting ridiculous haha.
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I haven't read that, but that's typically how it works. Teams typically can't just keep punting on conditions forever. The Islanders' pick is top 12 protected and it works exactly like that.
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It's top 10 protected. And while I expect Boston to be worse next year, there's no way they're going to be bad enough to fall into the top ten. It's a really good pick. It'll probably land in the low 20s, unless Bergeron and Krejci retire and Pastrnak walks in free agency.
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I hate the delayed gratification as much as anyone, but this is actually a pretty good deal. Bertuzzi's trade value is pretty low and there's a really really good chance Boston is much worse a year from now considering the makeup of their team. I hate to see those two guys go, they're both really good players. But we're picking FIVE times in the first two rounds (this season). That's HUGE. We now have the assets to move up and land a real difference maker at the top of the draft.
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A 2026 second rounder no less.
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Haha, I did right before I wrote that post and now I feel like a fool.
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I don't see that. We can beat any offer Ottawa makes, and they already have Chabot and Sanderson on the left side of their defense. Makes no sense for them. Buffalo too with Power and Samuelsson. And since Arizona has said they're not willing to take back salary there aren't too many other teams that A) have the cap space, and B) have the picks to acquire him.
