cumber1137

Time to call the US Dep. of Ed and let them know I can't pay. See the line where it says I studied film? Yeah, you'll never get your $.

Dear LL Cool J, please take off your shirt.

Excited to get out of work and go on a date with my sister tonight. #needgirltime

I unlocked the Saturday Night Live: Zooey Deschanel and Karmin sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/5hEem4f

"I'm gonna put lots of Cox on the big screen." Kate on Joe Cox.

Getting paid to hang out with Kris Draper is awesome. He's so nice!

Tonight's the Red Wings alumni game. I can't believe I'm going to meet Kris Draper, Darren McCarty, and Micky Redmond.

It's a shame she'll always be known as the lead singer for the ***** Cat Dolls bc she can sang. http://t.co/dB9lX5E

I find it so f-ing irritating that buying "nude" lingerie means buying ugly tan slips. Give me a f-ing brown bra and pantyhose!

“@bookslut87: @cumber1137 Not drunk enough. You still have your pants on.”