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Stanley just met Damon outside. Not even kidding. I would've taken a pic but I didn't have my phone by me. And Damon was drunk anyways.

Johnny Depp is so funny in Willy Wonka. Honestly so funny. Making me all wet.

Why the f*** do they put Pineapple Express, a movie entirely about weed, on FX and then edit out the word "ass" a thousand times? f***.

EVERYONE VOTE FOR @Dance9Will AFTER 10PM! http://t.co/WRf0YoE3

In my office, thinking about starting a fight. I'll seriously fightf****** ANYONE. http://t.co/wIk8NOyy

Guys look at where my right hand is in this pic with Mrs. Forshey: http://t.co/dZBJxYVV

And I have a leak in my ceiling. Some weird ***** juice drips on my floor every minute. But we haven't had water in 3 weeks. Classic.

It's official. Skrillex finally made a drop capable of exploding a head. Just skip to 2:25: http://t.co/XBqLdzyS

Look at baby Earl Sweatshirt's forehead. http://t.co/Mj5SRLK3

Is that whole "girls poop" rumor really still going around? Some people are sof****** ignorant.

Never liked Childish Gambino, but his new mixtape is really cute: http://t.co/93wMvdsu

f***, I'm about to OB (overbuzz). They always call me "Long-Cut Brad" at the office. #CorporateBradLifestyle

Eating doritos, watching some porn, peeing on the floor. #CorporateBradLife

RED WINGS ARE JUST LIKE ME RIGHT NOW. 75% *** AND TOTALLY f***ED.

Guys. I am drunk!!!

I'm going to go drink 271 half-gals of absinthe now.

Suter and Parise announcing their decisions anytime now. CONFIRMED by the two themselves that it will happen "today".

Stanley got his first red rocket today. He's growing up so fast.

Mike Babcock was spotted at the Minneapolis Airport this morning. Parise left Toronto this morning to go to Minneapolis. Could it be?

I really hope Kenny H will go out of his comfort zone in order to trade for Nash. So much better than spending $100M on Parise.

Kanye's verses are way too good: http://t.co/7gQ41PpI

Hearing some chit-chat that Suter has signed with the Wings.

I hope my realistic prediction isn't true. I don't want Semin. Bobby Ryan is a possibility too. I'm done acting like I know what I'm saying.

My opinion: Holland is planning a trade. We have way too many forwards right now.