DickieDunn

3-2 Wings, Copperfield, Garlic Bread, and Mouse with goals

Only thing I heard was a small patch or something. There's no way it'd get to that extent.

They should trade everyone in the offseason so they can go full M1-A1 Abrams next year. I wonder if they could get the #1 or 2 overall for Nyquist, Tatar, and Dekeyser, plus a couple more guys? #moretankin15-16

Looks like NASCAR got ahold of their uniforms

There was a guy in Omaha, compulsive masturbater, he'd intentionally get a penalty and go to the box, and damned if he wouldn't mmmmmmmhmmmm!

No roster limits. Kindl doesn't need to be waived.

I don't like coleslaw but Cole's garlic bread is awesome

There's not a huge difference between 1 and 8 anymore. Bottom seeds had a hard time winning are cap. Now we see them win a lot now

Because he's not as good as the vets and it's dumb to play a lesser player because he shoots right

They can only call up 4 players now save them for a need not "I don't want Kindl.'

Unless he wants to rotate guys out to rest a bit there's no reason for him to play

Yeah, never understood how those things are funny

fixed that

Dastyuk is Copperfield because he's a magician Zetterberg is Tank, as in Hank the Tank Franzen is China, because he's become so fragile Tatar is Fish Sticks because Tartar sauce goes with fish sticks Sheahan Tubby, because of that Teletubby costume Abdelkader is Landers, because Abby=Dear=Abby like Ann Landers Andersson is Wes, as in Wes Andersson, maker of over rated movies that are purported to be comedies Cleary is Grand Pappy, he just sits and doesn't do much except talk Cole is Garlic Bread Glendening is Man Cave, because Den is the old word for Man Cave Helm is Wheel, Helm=ship's wheel Jurco is O'Berto, a type of beef jerky Jurco=Jerky Miller is Suds=beer Nyquist is Mouse, Gus was one of Cinderella's mouse friends Weiss is GPS because he needs to find a place Dekeyser is Parton, DD=big boobs, which is what Dolly Parton is known for Ericsson is Elephant, big thing starts with E Kindl is Redhead, he's Babcock's red-headed stepchild Kronwall is Money, Kronwall=Kronner=Norwegian money Marchenko is Rabbit=March Hare Quincey is and always will be KFQ Smith is NAGAR, Not As Good As Reilly (pronounced Nah-Gar, we're not racist here!) Zidlicky is Czechfalski, like a Czech version of Rafalski Howard is Pizza, Hungry Howie's Gustavsson is GG=Glass Groin

If the NHL counted titles like the NFL and had renamed it the Super Cup or something when then went to 12 teams, they'd be the Lions, none in the modern era.

From what I've seen, the people who start screaming loudest about this stuff are usually guilty.

He's just pining for the fjords.

Why the hell would they have him sitting in the press box instead of playing?

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I don't see where Pulkinnen fits into a healthy lineup, unless Jurco gets sent to GR.

You can't deny the beauty of hearing Diesel passes to Tot over to Player-formerly-known-as-Steve, back over to Diesel, and Salami tips the puck past the goalie!

Kronwall, Ericsson, Dekeyser, Quincey, Smith, and Zidlicky are ahead of Marchenko. Kindl will be the #7 so Marchenko can play instead of sit.

Yeah I mis spoke. He won't be in the Wings lineup

Marchenko is at best their 7th best d-man. He will sit when everyone is healthy. His shooting hand doesn't trump ability.

With Cole coming in there's no room. It's not like he was tearing things up anyway. He gets more goals in the A because the goalies are worse and he has more time to uncork his slapper, pure and simple. NHL d don't give him the time and NHL goalies don't have as many holes.