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Free hamburgers with grilled cheeses for buns would be 20,000x cooler baby boy.With ketchup made from tomatoes grown in the Himalayas.

Brian McGrattan ate a whole sleeve of saltine crackers in under a minute without any water.

If we don't find a way to get rid of Weiss, I have a feeling hell be the guy that pulks beats out for the job. Iirc teemu is out of options next year, so I imagine it'll be like the Tatar situation at the beginning of last year... The differences being we don't have as much dead weight for him to replaced, and teemu probably won't be anywhere near as productive as tats was.

That would be the coolest, dumbest thing ever.

Brian McGrattan has hands that can beat a royal flush. McGrattan won the 2005 World Series of Poker with only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

A while back Brian McGrattan was scheduled to go to local schools and talk to kids about the dangers of drinking and driving. But He ended up at the wrong school in the middle of a pep rally for the schools football team. He walked to the middle of the gymnasium and started popping basketballs while listing off his favorite drugs... Since then, all of That schools teams have gone undefeated...

Brian McGrattan drinks only high proofed vodka and eats only wood chips and Styrofoam, anything else would water down the napalm that he mixes in his stomach

Ha... Its messed up to think about, but We really don't have a chance without him... He nullifies Tampa's second line... Its incredible how important hes become to our team.

Luke glendening will play game 5... http://www.mlive.com/redwings/index.ssf/2015/04/detroit_red_wings_luke_glenden.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Yes. Yes we have. Ha. I think well still have fighters ten years down the road, but they'll all just be the biggest players that can still be serviceable d men. Like chara, if he never became a top pairing guy... Some teams will get lucky and find top four giants who can also fight, simply because of how strong their massive frames are... That's what I think. I respect the roll the enforcer used to play, but the intangibles they bring don't overcome the negative impact they have on the actual game...

Brian McGrattan once possessed Pavel datsyuk, beat the breaks off Corey perry, then returned his soul back to Canadian hell(Toronto) while his body sat in a bench in Calgary

Canada's "nuclear option" is dropping off Brian McGrattan in crowded cities with a ball peen hammer and a gallon of vodka.

Brian McGrattan used to practice stick handling in Vietnam, he ended up creating the Chu Chi tunnels and won the war for the north Viet Cong.

The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on McGrattans life, except for the part about planting apple trees and not raping men.

Did I ever tell you about the time mcgrattan was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, mcgrattan chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.

He once made love to the loch ness monster, raised its children as his own and re-released them around the world. When asked why he said "I know what its like being a dinosaur."

McGrattan taught Alfred Hitchcock fear.

Mcgrattan delivers digiorno to pizza places in Sicily.

But he made the mail man feel beautiful, so no charges are being pressed.I hear they're lookin at houses together in Mexico. His pubes are a form of currency in Ireland.

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Ha. And we suck again.

I have seen him play, not too Mich, but quite a bit.And I could see him winning it and it wouldn't bother me, I just think ekblad jumping in and being a solid #1dman is more impressive. To me, it is a lot more impressive, but that doesn't mean I don't think Johnny hockey doesnt deserve it...

Jack and coke bud.Trying to unwind for the night. How about you, mike?

And forsberg got himself the press first ever playoff hat trick. Good stuff. Congratulations young force-berg.

Yo, my head is bumpin.I've got the medicine darkness. The stickiest of icky.