jimmyemeryhunter

that's pretty good.

So my little sister got married last year, (to a guy I've known since 3rd grade) and my grandma asked me why I've never been married the other day, to which I replied "I'm much too cynical to be happy enough to commit to anything for more than 6th months." Which made her mad at me. She made up for it by hitting me though. So its all good.

I blame Franzen.And Babcock.

Ohh god.Ha. what a goober.

Callahan was probably just grumpy since he was hurt(because he's always hurt)

If anvilkrater doesn't sign for less than 3.5, I'd be shocked, SHOCKED. Speaking of amoebasadyr, you should use one of the many, hilarious takes on his last name that we've offered on this site. The scouring of gdt is in order, but there's at least four people I know who would appreciate this, your girlfriends gratitude not withstanding.

I've got nothin.

https://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/what-we-learned--dan-cleary-and-nhl-players-who-cost-you-wins-124845981.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

And sith lords.

If he wasn't so injury prone he couldve been an amazing goalie.

Iirc he actually didn't Look bad skating last year, I mean he's basically had a year and a half off the ice, so he should be healthy enough to play in grand rapids... unless the new coach won't play him.

"Slava Voynov was arrested Monday morning on domestic violence charges and has been suspended indefinitely from the Los Angeles Kings pending a formal investigation by the NHL." http://www.nhl.com/ice/m_news.htm?id=735321 Looks like they're trying to avoid the giant headache the NFL had with the immediate action. I wonder what kind of protocol they're going to put in place, like the NFL's automatic 6game suspension for first offense, then ban for second. I hope the NHL does something much more severe, its horrendous that its such a big problem and the NFL handled it so badly I'd like the NHL to come out with a no tolerance policy for these offenses. I also think they should be beaten in the streets by the rest of their team for being s***ty excuses for men. Here's a more in depth write up from CBS sports: http://cbsprt.co/1t2rox9

http://m.thn.com/blog/watch-vladimir-putin-and-former-russian-stars-defeat-children-in-exhibition-match/ Putin put a team together that had Alex ovechkin, evgeni Malkin, Pavel bure, Slavs fetisov, and a bunch of other professional/ex professional hockey players to defeat a child's team. The kids must've been pretty excited though, getting railed by your idols so the leader of the country can pretend to be able to play hockey. Pretty funny.

Ha. Do you mean putin?

Do you think he'll sit in grand rapids?Like be down there strictly to be a player/practice coach. Like hes just doing it to recoup some of the money he lost on the deal he supposedly turned down.

I don't like chocolate, so caramel I guess, though I'm not the biggest fan of that either.Paperback or hard cover?

You're not going to get in trouble for swearing, that's what the filters for.And the warning is about trying to outsmart the filter, like using numbers/symbols in place of letters. Also. Using the word for a feminine hygiene product is still essentially a bad word, unless that's not what you're trying to type...

I think he's just saying if he was from somewhere other than Russia, he wouldn't be getting deported.

Its uhhh.Its called a language filter. You're not allowed to say those things, apparently, it was implemented a while back when the swearing got out of hand. But its been here the entire time I have

I'm glad were loyal, but this whole handshake agreement thing is getting very close to a CBA violation.It makes me a bit nervous.

He is a much more important piece to our defense than many will ever give him credit for, but paying 4.25 million dollars for a 3rd pairing defenseman is a bad idea, and if he gets paired with smith, things go bad, which is pretty likely since the top four is basically set.

Ha. but He is actually funny. His part of the James Franco roast was my favorite moment of every one of roasts. And I enjoy his songs on snl, some of the truly funniest stuff on there.

Oh my glob. Amazing.

I'm just shocked Putin was wearing a shirt.

Did he get another contract in Russia?