Jonas Mahonas

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  1. For reference, the standard female model is 177 lbs.
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    If there was no lottery...

    Ha ha ha ha. You clearly just cant say "I see what you're saying."
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    New New Prospects Thread

    Im most excited about Danielson. I think he will be fantastic with Ammo. People are still sleeping on Ammo. No idea why.
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    2023 Offseason Thread

    Got dead in here. sad face
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    2023 Offseason Thread

    so i can watch on tv more
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    2023 Offseason Thread

    I want it to grow. i dont like basketball as much
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    Master Precision with the Best Steel Tip Darts

    Christ, Darts Spam now? Holy f u c k. Just when I think I've seen it all.
  8. Jonas Mahonas

    If there was no lottery...

    in his april 16 presser.
  9. Jonas Mahonas

    2023 Offseason Thread

    Its really a s*** situion for the league and nhlpa too. Matthews HAS TO get what he's worth. If he had signed for 9 mil a season tp make room for others, who did the same in turn, it would just screw over the entire nhlpa. He's one of the top 3 players in the league, and he should be paid like it. The cap needs to go up to 100 mil. Simple as that. Handcuffing teams with ridiculously low spending limits is absurd. In the NBA, TWO players exceed the nhl's cap for a 23 man roster. That's just stupid.
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    2023 Offseason Thread

    Matthews - 4 years, 13.25 mil AVV. Wow. That's a lot of cheddar.
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    2023 Offseason Thread

    I like him at a mil a season.
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    2023 Offseason Thread

    There had to be an "Im sorry, Mr Yzerman" that took place today. This contract is WAY TOO LOW.
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    Would you bring back Babcock?

    The enforcers are the best guys. Jim Thompson of the ducks used to eat lunch at my dad's pizza place during the summer. I worked the mon - thurs day shifts with one other employee during the summers when i came home from school. Guy threw a 20 down and said make "me something good, and keep the change." I would always make him all the off menu stuff that I liked to eat, and he'd always say "Get this on the menu, Scotty!" Such a cool guy. Could tell he appreciated life, but had zero arrogance. He's got too many dickhead moves to get by, and disrespecting Fedorov is one. Coaches arent the main attraction in sports. Babcock seems to think he should be. But like I said before, I dont really give a crap so long as there is winning. Babs hasnt won enough, imo.
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    Would you bring back Babcock?

    Im sure Mike Keenan has a feelgood story or 2, as well. I really dont give a crap about the coach being a screw. Bowman was a screw. The only thing is that you gotta win all the time if youre going to be a jerk. Keenan didnt, and Babs hasnt.
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    2023 Offseason Thread

    Veleno signed to 825k deal. Yikes. This cat has zero swag.
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    2023 Offseason Thread

    I said it before, the Rags have a third of their cap hit tied up in their 1st line. They arent going to let Lafrenier have Panarin's minutes unless Panarin gets injured. Lafrenier is scoring a point every other game with middle 6 minutes as a 21 year old. Nothing wrong with that.
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    2023 Offseason Thread

    Veleno and a conditional* 7th round pick for Lafrenier. *condition - 7th round pick becomes Moritz Seider if trade goes through.
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    2023 Offseason Thread

    I hope we sign Veleno soon
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    2023 Offseason Thread

    If he falters, we can bring up Tuomisto and give the big Finn a look.
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    2023 Offseason Thread

    Thats a joke. He's top 5.
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    The 2024 UFA Watershed

    2024: Walman - Seider Edvinsson - Petry Wallinder - Holl Johansson, Tuomisto Chiarot and Maata need to be elsewhere next season. We need to play our draft picks/prospects once theyre adjusted to NA ice/life. 2025: Walman - Seider Edvinsson - Petry Wallinder - ASP Johansson, Tuomisto Im not a fan of 25 year old rookies. Give these young D guys 2 years after their draft to weightlift and adjust to Michigan and the AHL/NHL rink/game. Then throw them in the mix and start seasoning them.
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    The 2024 UFA Watershed

    Your defense basically is like this using our former players Rouse - Lidstrom Rouse - Rouse Rouse- Rouse Fischer YUCK. Try again.
  23. Jonas Mahonas

    New New Prospects Thread

    Soderblom didnt have the required stamina last year to play a shift for a full 45 seconds. He crapped out after 20 seconds and then became a liability. Hopefully, he hit the gym this summer.
  24. Jonas Mahonas

    The 2024 UFA Watershed

    If that's our D heading into next year, then our GM and coach have failed the fanbase huge. This is the LAST season that we should have a patchwork defense. If we dont have Edvinsson, Johansson, and Wallinder on the big club next year, then this could turn into a re-rebuild quickly. No offense, but your suggested 7 man defense for 2024 really sucks ass. I mean, really bad.
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    New New Prospects Thread

    hes ahl bound