Jonas Mahonas

I prefer this over bimbo land, aka Helen St. James.

Claude Giroux chirping him. I hate Frenchies. Giroux is a LOSER. Phil is a Winner.

ok

a cuban cigar. deal?

Semite bretheren.

He wore 56 his first call up after Larry Murphy roomed with him while on a road trip. Pavs initially thought Murphs was cool, but saw his diet and told Larry he would rather watch cows deficate than watch Larry eat. He then changed his number to 13 after he saw Brendan Shanahan fingering Larry Murphy's wife under the hotel bar while heading to the gym for a midnight workout. They both winked at each other and Pavs knew Shanny was the man.

I liked that 3 on Edvinsson. But 77 going to look killer too. Berggren got tooled. They gave him a rookie number twice.

yah, galcheynuk is toast. It's forgiveable if the sauce brings out thr rocky balboa inside of you. weve all been there. It's pretty much a career ender if the sauce brings out the mel gibson inside of you. As a gentile heterosexual whiteboy, you gotta just let the fists fly and NOT the lips.

btw, those devils sweaters were great.

I'd also take a chance on him. 2 years at 1 mil each and condition him in GR. See where he stands after 24 months. The problem is he may not want to play hockey anymore.

Ben Affleck was wild with the Devils.

Avery is handsome. He hss modeled.

The Sylvester podcast is great. Karlsson is a LOSER. Brent Burns is a LOSER. These guys getting Norris Trophies has partially stained that award, imo. They are not good defensemen. They are above average wingers playing defense.

Cossa will be interesting to follow.

Theres a rumor its the same Nike rep that came up with the Fedorov vs. Maple Leafs Goalie commercial.

Danielson will be fueled by his testosterone and gigachaddiness. Bedard will wear his pride jersey under his blackhawks jersey. The era of "The Nate One" is upon us.

Yah, and he's 6'2, 185 already. That ALMOST an NHL body size. Freshman 15 to 200 lbs and hello Detroit. Something is telling me Yzerman completely nailed it with our first 2 picks this year. I would not be surprised at all if a redraft article in 10 years has Danielson and ASP both in the top 5.

Some highlights to give you an idea. Pretty greasy mitts and A+ lateral movement. Just undersized right now is all. This kid IS our future 2RHD. He's got the hockey IQ and keeps his feet moving at all times. He just needs to put on the freshman 15 to get to 175 lbs.

Theres a side of me that thinks this is the guy we want to develop the slow and steady way, aka over ripen. He's raw as all get out, but a) he's willing to put in the time, and b) he has what you cant teach - 6'6". He's 22, so if he spends 2 years filling out in GR, no biggie. And this is the type of guy that the NA rink HELPS. Tuomisto is my favorite prospect besides Ammo.

Soderblom doesnt see a single game with the big club. Kasper plays all 82 games in Detroit. Scores 40+ pts. Berggren tears his ACL in Nov and misses the rest of the year. Raymond gets concussed in Dec and misses the rest of the year. Sprong fills in for Debrincat after Raymond goes down and finds instant chemistry with Larkin and Rasmussen. Ends the season 35+ pts. Debrincat scores 25/30 playing most of the season with Compher and Kasper. Danielson gets brought up in November. Scores 25+ pts. Lombardi gets brought up in Dec. Scores 15+ pts. Edvinsson tears his ACL in February after putting together 2 great months back to back. Cossa wins 10+ games.

he's a between the blue lines guy right now. But he's reaaly really good between them. Outsdanding edge work and agility. top speed needs work, endurance needs work. Needs a lot of gym work to get to be trusted along the boards, behind the net, and in front of the net. in short, he has a lot of what's hard to teach and not a lot of what's easy to teach but takes a lot of dedication.

Floor/Ceiling: Edvinsson will be like Jiri Fischer (full Sayan Version/Victor Hedman (Cup Winner version). Wallinder will be like Slava Fetisov (old Red Wings version)/Slava Fetisov (young CCP version). ASP will be like Matthew Dandeneault (slightly rslurred version)/Brian Rafalski (NJ Devils version) Tuomisto will be like Antti Tuomisto (zit faced scando rslur pylon version)/Antti Tuomisto (zit armed and zit backed ultra roided up nobody f u c k s with us mega scando chad version).

https://octopusthrower.com/2023/05/05/detroit-red-wings-antti-tuomisto-path/ Is this our 3RHD in 2 years? I feel like we are all sleeping on him.

What about Brendan Smith?

I feel the need.