Jonas Mahonas

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  1. Jonas Mahonas

    New New Prospects Thread

    Im beginning to think you need a yachtmaster
  2. Jonas Mahonas

    2023 Offseason Thread

    NAILED IT!
  3. Jonas Mahonas

    FLAMES @ WINGS 5:00 EDT - Joegod edition

    RUB ZE ZIT
  4. Jonas Mahonas

    Rumors Thread

    Patrick Kane has 1200 NHL pts
  5. Jonas Mahonas

    2024 TDL Thread

    your first trade sucked my swampy ******* after a 5 mile hike
  6. Jonas Mahonas

    2024 TDL Thread

    To Detroit: Ryan Nugent-Hopkins To Edmonton: Marco Kasper, Albert Johansson, 2025 1st
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    FLAMES @ WINGS 5:00 EDT - Joegod edition

    I highly doubt it. He would get some BIG publicity if anyone even caught a glimpse of him. And it would damage his leverage. So I would say 1/1,000,000 change. But you never know. It's not like he can't rehab where he wants to rehab and catch games when he wants to catch games. I just think he'd want to keep his destination desires close to the vest for $ leverage. But it wouldn't surprise me if his agent and Yzerman already have this all worked out. The Fabbri LTIR move is a favor Robby is doing for the team. It wouldn't surprise me if all of Fabbri's 81 games go on LTIR this year and Yzerman frees up close to 4 mil.
  8. Jonas Mahonas

    DeBrincat

    I stand corrected. This guy is a WAY better version of Phil Kessel.
  9. Jonas Mahonas

    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    yah, Kasper, Ammo, Soderblum, and Mazur. Get some.
  10. Jonas Mahonas

    FLAMES @ WINGS 5:00 EDT - Joegod edition

    And that's why he's a security guard and not a GM for the Red Wings. Same reason Ken Holland is no longer a GM for the Red Wings and is leading Edmonton into a rebuild of a rebuild of rebuild of a rebuild. We did find moving Bertuzzi. He was worth 4.5 mil a season for 8 or 5 mil for 4. He wanted 7. Sionara, Bertuzzi. Best of luck.
  11. Jonas Mahonas

    FLAMES @ WINGS 5:00 EDT - Joegod edition

    agreed, Sveleno. That line got torched the last 3 games of that series. Sucked to be Bert Slappy. Still sucks. Colin is changing his lettering. RUB ZE ZIT or ZIT RUB? Which should he get?
  12. Jonas Mahonas

    FLAMES @ WINGS 5:00 EDT - Joegod edition

    +/- matters, Svenlington.
  13. Jonas Mahonas

    FLAMES @ WINGS 5:00 EDT - Joegod edition

    I dont think he's bad, but he did cost Boston their season last year. Hr was a minus player despite the points.
  14. Jonas Mahonas

    New New Prospects Thread

    Yzerplan doesnt include this guy.
  15. Jonas Mahonas

    Detroit Lions 2023 Thread

    That was ugly. We just got bent over.
  16. Jonas Mahonas

    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    Scary, comsidering what we have brewing in the farm syatem. Edvinsson for Chiarot, ASP for Petry, Wallinder for Maatta, and Danielson for Perron. We will be fast as f u c k, boi.
  17. Jonas Mahonas

    Rumors Thread

    But is he the Jizz Boy? or Debrincat?
  18. Jonas Mahonas

    Provorov now this?

    that IS pretty Gslur.
  19. Jonas Mahonas

    FLAMES @ WINGS 5:00 EDT - Joegod edition

    Bert needs a lot of help. Debrincat helps others and benefits from help. Big difference. We saw Bert turn into a nothing when Larkin was out and/or he wasnt on Larkin's line. Pretty safe to say Veleno and Sprong would start looking like top 6 guys real fast if Debrincat was added to their line. Bertuzzi would not have the same effect.
  20. Jonas Mahonas

    FLAMES @ WINGS 5:00 EDT - Joegod edition

    Larkin is being compared to guys that USED TO BE better than him. The Crosbys, Malkins, and Kopitars of the NHL are losing steam. MacKinnon, McDavid, Draisaitl, Matthews, Bedard, Hughes, and Barkov.
  21. Jonas Mahonas

    Rumors Thread

    Agreed, but my point is that at some point in junior, he showed the ability to fire it home in the top shelf or thru the pads or under the glove. He must have had hands at some point, or he wouldnt have been given exceptional status. Both goals that game, the puck went where he wanted it to on his shot. And we havent seen him be able to do that yet. He has been Darren Helm part 2 when it comes to his offensive ability. And a player with his CV should not shoot like Darren Helm. Hopefully, he just developed a bit slower. It's easy to forget that a lot of guys dont blossom until their mid 20s. Would be funny if Veleno became that 2C we've all been wanting and waiting for. Fingers crossed.
  22. Jonas Mahonas

    Rumors Thread

    yah, it's crazy because he just couldnt shoot the puck in the fricking net. That goal from the Sprong feed in Ottawa was a goal scorer's goal. He hasnt beenable to finish like that. If he starts to consistently, he's going to give us great depth.
  23. Jonas Mahonas

    FLAMES @ WINGS 5:00 EDT - Joegod edition

    Your bertuzzi jersey should be converted to RUB ZE ZIT.
  24. Jonas Mahonas

    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    I dont think you can beat that.
  25. Jonas Mahonas

    Whipping Boy 2023/24

    I just like people realizing +/- matters. Thank you, @blueadams.