Jonas Mahonas

We have a much better option. He's in Grand Rapids for some stupid reason, tho. Is Seider a strong enough partner for Walman? That's what Im wondering.

the interviews have stopped with Vrana. not a good sign. norally, players of his calibur should be talking to our media softball crew about their progress. He's really blowing it. Looks like the end of the line. He's putting himself on ice. The magic 8-ball says "decidedly no".

Ribs? Our brother in Judaism does not eat ribs. Please erase that disturbing suggestion.

The PAP entails the player not admitting he has a problem, owning up to it, working his ass off to correct it, or being dedicated to the team, apparently.

Yah, theyre part of the softball crew with St James.

Hopefully, he works his ass off on the squat rack

I need to look into how to do this. I'm 47 years old, so this isn't as simple for me. But it would be cool if I hosted it. "Good afternoon, fellow Red Wings Fans AKA Complete Retards. Today, we're going to be talking about Jakub Vrana. Sixer, let's talk about his cocaine habit and whether or not he can hide it from the boss. I don't think so, but why don't you let us in a little bit on your knowhow here." "Well, Jonas. It's only easy to conceal if you're not doing 50 grams a week. Sneaking an 8 ball into a club now and then is as easy as wearing a third sock on one of your feet and nobody noticing. But he must be ingesting an enormous amount for him to be this lethargic, lazy, and suck this much without it." "Interesting. Is Marc still on the line?" "Yah, he's been waiting for 20 minutes. Want to go to him now?" "Marc, tell us what you think about the Jakub "The Iceman" Vrana." "Well, I ..." "Thanks Marc. Good input as always. Now, onto the Carley vs Daniella - Who's more bangable and why debate. I'm going to have to take this one seeing as FMichael hasn't had sex in 6 years, and 6er and Akabuto are both ***. I'm gonna go with Daniella here. Let me tell you why ..."

what a joke. i called this back last year when he got injured in preseason on the softest check ive ever seen. the guy is a turd.

Nailed it.

SY: Jakub, two of your teammates saw you doing cocaine, and now we're obligated to check you into the assistance program. JV: I can handle it, Steve. I got it. SY: We dont have a choice. JV: Really, Steve? Really? Ok. JV in his mind: "This is like coffee where Im from. They dont get it. Im fine." Stevie in his mind: "FML. This dude is history." Fans: "Get better, Jakub. You do whats good for you. Take your time." Jonas and Walman6mil: "We want him castrated."

Stevie at the presser: "We wish him the best" Stevie after the presser to Drapes: "That junkie asshat can get F U C K E D"

blueadams is gone lile a line on Vrana's coffee table

SY: We have a deal in place finally, Kris. Kris: Lamoriello is on the phone, Steve. Deal's off. Says Tyler didnt pass his physical. He added a third ******** to his scrotum, and it's all infected. Doc says he will be ready by training camp, tho.

love AA

It said "Korean spammers shall dominate, so...."

The 8ball says "It is certainly so"!!!

We need Eddog up immediately

Name me a Swedish goalie with a cup.

Merry Christmas, @marcaractac. Here's to you being right a few times in 2023!

playoffs

Rumblings of Klingberg to Detroit if we are in the hunt.

Torontos first is a crappy pick, remember.

flanel.

Thats a lot to give up if our pick is a lottery pick.

We should have traded for Ronald Reagan paraphenalia.