Jonas Mahonas

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  1. Jonas Mahonas

    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    Im not gonna watch mr minus 40 @ 5 mil per suck the high hard one.
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    im not watching until Eddog plays
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    And we are off and running for Preseason

    i wont watch until he's playing. complete ******* waste. Gonna add Danielson to that too. Draft high end talent and bench it for F U C K I N G bums? Yah. See ya next year.
  4. Jonas Mahonas

    2023 Offseason Thread

    not bizarre. stupid he's on the roster
  5. Jonas Mahonas

    Bold Predictions for the 2023-24 Season

    Howard hires a metal working company to saw off his wedding ring so as to not lose a finger, gets tetanus, and misses 3 weeks in November. Carley Danielson gives birth to Nathaniel Danielson Jr. in May. Edvinsson gets in a lockerrom brawl with Chiarot and needs facial reconstructive surgery. Out 6 mos. Lombardi wins the Calder with 86 pts in 53 games after Copp breaks his shoulder and Compher tears his achiles in December.
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    And we are off and running for Preseason

    Eddog is 20!! Sonny is 19! Even our veterans are young.
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    And we are off and running for Preseason

    good point. you know i like eddog
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    And we are off and running for Preseason

    Ha ha ha. If Chiarot plays over a healthy Edvinsson, Im not gonna watch. That's just assinine.
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    And we are off and running for Preseason

    If the best player doesnt play, you set a bad culture for the organization. Edvinsson is CLEARLY in our top 3 defensemen and arguably only behind Seider. Making an argument that Chiarot, Holl, Ghost, Petry, and / or Maata are better is just stupid. Those players only have downside, as well. They are not as good as Edvinsson, and they arent going to get better with more NHL experience like Edvinsson will. I'm sick of fans thinking Yzerman is some genius. He isn't. He drafts for character and work rate, which is his best ability. His trades and UFA pick ups so far have been mediocre at best. The Chiarot signing is a huge stain on his CV, and he hasnt shown the ability to eat a sunk cost. Right now, the team cannot afford to have him in the lineup. Yet, he still is. That's not on Lalonde. That's on Yzerman. He needs to manage the 23 man roster appropriately. And playing Eddog is a big part of that.
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    And we are off and running for Preseason

    No way Edvinsson is better than our top 7 of Lidstrom, Seider, Kelly, Konstantinov, Rafalski, M. Howe, and Fetisov. He needs more polishing. Oh wait, I forgot that we arent playing Sega Allstars. Yzerman signing s*** reject dmen is to shore up the team against injuries. Not stop Edvinsson from helping Detroit.
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    And we are off and running for Preseason

    My man its not personal, foley. strictly business.
  12. Jonas Mahonas

    And we are off and running for Preseason

    I gave him his nickname on discord yesterday. It's Sonny.
  13. Jonas Mahonas

    Detroit Lions 2023 Thread

    Yah, it sucks. He used to have a hose. He must not be fighting in bars enough like Sprong. I bet Sprong can throw a football far.
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    And we are off and running for Preseason

    Do we have a game tomorrow, as well? This lineup SUCKS CORNHOLE.
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    Detroit Lions 2023 Thread

    I honestly think Stafford is not a great qb. He's a gamer and he can spin it with the best of them, but his receivers' drops have a lot to do with his ball placement (accuracy) and lack of touch. One thing Brady was a master of is throwing catchable balls. The only guy who found Stafford's throws catchable was Megatron. He was 6'4", had a 7' wingspan, had a 40" vertical, and had 11.25" hands. Goff doesnt have the armstrength Stafford has, but he'll have a lot less drops due to the receivers getting to see the ball a split second longer and not have to reach for it as far. Goff is a good qb. And I bet he wont take the Lions to the cleaners with his next contract like Stafford always did.
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    Red Wings front office rumors from CBC

    The Yzerplan includes Yzergoalying for Yzernetminder types
  17. Jonas Mahonas

    Detroit Lions 2023 Thread

    Goff makes others around him better. That's what I love. Stafford was always asking others around him to make HIM better.
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    And we are off and running for Preseason

    Im hoping he plays wing for Danielson, but I honestly see Ammo taking 3rd line Center duties in the next 2 years.
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    And we are off and running for Preseason

    Danielson looks to be more of the top 6 variety. Kasper appears to be more of the bottom 6.
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    Would you bring back Babcock?

    good point. it's known that Babcock is a total jerk.
  21. Jonas Mahonas

    And we are off and running for Preseason

    INVISIBLE. The Son of Daniel has made Joe Frenchie Wonderboy Veleno a Grand Rapids project.
  22. Jonas Mahonas

    Detroit Lions 2023 Thread

    paladins
  23. Jonas Mahonas

    Dylan Larkin Is Soft

    EXACTLY. Classic case of f u c k around and find out. Moore f u c k e d around, and then he found out.
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    Dylan Larkin Is Soft

    Moore got what he deserved.
  25. Jonas Mahonas

    Dylan Larkin Is Soft

    Bertuzzi had to f*** Moore up. You cant have guys like Joe Veleno and Adam Erne concussing your top player for no reason during game 37 of the regular season. I wish somebody in the league would have f***ed up Matt Cooke really bad. I hate guys that continuously knee, slewfoot, board, etc other players and never get their ass handed to them. I have ZERO sympathy for Steve Moore. Elbows Naslund in the head and ruins his career. Then he wont turn around and engage Bertuzzi for a few punches to his nose. Total jerkoff. Hockey has a simple code. Guys that dont respect it can get whatever they get.