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Ok. I was worried u were doing both at the same time!

Then what was the alcohol for?

Brilliant marketing idea. Coulda saved em lots of money on a PR firm. But, I would prefer to see "less" of Carley Johnston, if u know what I mean.

Bowman...Babcock...Blashill... Why do I think our next coach will be Bylsma?

This was brilliant.

That was clever. I clearly am not. What exactly is a "Nurse Bear"? Perlini. Evertime I hear it, it makes me crave a cold meat sandwich.

Yzerman is rebuilding the team into his vision of what he wants. That includes every position, even bottom 6 forwards. If there is a player that becomes available that fits into what he is trying to do, then he should make those deals. We tend to throw labels on lower tier players as if they're all the same, unimportant, interchangeable, but they aren't. Not all "bottom six forwards" are the same. Some will fit better into Yzermans plans than others. It would seem to me that Erne and Perlini are more of what SY wants in his bottom 6 than some of the others there. If he can acquire the guys he wants by giving up lower tier prospects, than what's he should do. It may seem unnecessary to acquire players that seem redundant. But they obviously don't seem redundant to Steve. "This trade is dumb because we don't need more middle/bottom 6 forwards." No. What's dumb is thinking that Abby, Helm, DLR, Ehn, Erne, and Perlini are all the same player because they're all "bottom 6 forwards". They aren't.

You can't call someone else dumber if you can't use the correct form of "you are".

Leaves....leaves....it's leaves! You have been exposed Toronto Spy. Secret Leafs fan.

Shoulda traded a 2nd for him

? You mean Veleno?

That was a short video.

You mean elite players are better when they play for better teams? You don't say.

Is that really that hard tho?

You asked

2 goods + 3 averages + 1 below average = 4 averages + 1 good. That makes him just above average.

I doubt they'll make a trade. They only have to be good enough to make the playoffs without him (which they are) and he could conceivably be back by then.

Holland was never the actual problem here, just the scapegoat.

Bring back Holland. Problem dodged.

I would take that in a heartbeat, but he wont get that much.

For what?

Remember when "Did Sheahan score?" was a thing? How about will ANYONE score as a thing. Edit: bad timing

Dabura ur GDT title is the saddest piece of optimism I 've ever seen.

Go all in? No. But I would look to make a deal depending on what the return is.

With Daley, Bowey, AA, and now Smith in the lineup; is this the most diverse Red Wings team ever? Serious question.