Neomaxizoomdweebie

Nah. Out here in the burbs there's plenty of deer, squirrels, and raccoons. We don't have any need for ur overpriced hipster baked goods.

Nothing personal, it's the job.

Yeah cuz that's a staple food item people need to survive.

You could wear a mask.

Can we just lock this entire thread?

I'm actually with ICE, trying to sniff out all of the illegal Canadians.

It will be epic.

So if UFOs are really alien visitors from another planet, why do they need lights on the outside of their aircraft? Exterior aviation lighting is purely for the purpose of making yourself visible to other aircraft, and those on the ground and would serve no purpose in interstellar travel. And why needlessly make yourself visible, in the sky, at night, to the alien population you're visiting? It makes no sense. And I don't think an alien race capable of travelling light years thru space is that dumb. TLDR; there are no aliens Mulder.

Pitt tanked to get Crosby. You can't fix that. And the John Scott thing was inconsequential. It was an All Star game that had no impact on the real games.

I don't think there's any fixing. EDM and BUF and FLA getting 1st overalls doesn't help the league in anyway. Also, your best draft eligible player in a generation ends up in a small market in Western Canada? If there's a conspiracy, they aren't being very smart about it.

Dude. What is wrong with you?

I think his career would have been similar to Datsyuk if he stayed healthy. Always among the elite while playing, but at the end of the day, his numbers wouldn't have been Gretzky, Howe, Messier level.

No.

And remember, don't make any loud noises or take off your blindfold.

I thought of that, but I don't think that would be a tamper proof option. It just wouldnt be the same as being the room to ensure the validity of it.

The lottery? I agree.

Cancelling the playoffs and not having a Cup winner would be the greater evil. Shortening the next season by a dozen games would be much less impactful, and the lesser evil. I can think of 16 team owners who would prefer the latter if it came to a vote. And they would also have the majority.

They will if there is no lottery. To make it fair, there has to be one representative from each team present as well as league officials to oversee it. Having that many people in one room may not be feasible, so the league could just decide to cancel the lottery and award the 1st round picks based solely on record alone. There would be teams crying about it, but the only teams who would have a real shot at #1 have all had lottery picks in recent drafts anyway, so I don't think any of them would have a legitimate gripe.

Miss Kenny yet?

They would probably move opening day back to the first week of November and cut the season down to 70 games.

Outdoor games. Make it interesting.

This is what happens when you introduce hockey to the rednecks.

Just cancel the rest of the season. Red Wings have already clinched best draft odds. No reason to play out the rest of the games.

You couldnt hold out forever. BTW. This isnt the first time Corona has gone viral.

Considering that Abby is out for only 1 game instead of the 2 week Corona quarantine and there hasn't been any documented cases of it in Michigan yet, then yes, you're about as journalistic as CNN. Was the Corona Virus that infected him wearing a MAGA hat by chance?