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How do u explain that?

You're thinking of Oscar Mayer, based out of Chicago. But if you ask the locals, they'll tell you that Abe Froman is the real Sausage King of Chicago. Wouldn't 1st and 3rd run parallel to each other?

Are u sure? I thought it was all about the flashy goals?

? He's been scoreless in 4 of his last 5 games and has increased his already league worst +/- by -2. Meanwhile, since that trade, Sam Gagner has scored just as many goals as AA and has a better +/-.

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Holland, obviously. It was all part of a conspiracy. They wanted to deliberately keep AA from success. Holland steps aside so that Yzerman gets hired as GM and keeps Blashill as coach. Blashill then deliberately plays AA on the 3rd line with guys like Helm and Flip to keep his numbers down, cuz what coach wants to play their best players? Then Yzerman trades AA back to Holland, who is now GM in Edmonton, so that he can also keep AA down in order to further the conspiracy without making it look like a conspiracy. Or it could just be that AA is really just a 15-20 goal 3rd line winger who had one good offensive year because he cheated on defense. And now teams have figured out how to neutralize him, so Blashill tried to teach him to play a different way in order to be a more effective, well rounded player. AA rejected his coaching, insisting on playing the game his own way and trying to rely on the same tactics that didn't work anymore. So Blashill played him back on the 3rd line where he belongs. And now Edmonton is too.

There was a game?

No one is trading lottery picks

If you want autographs and memorabilia, you can try Hockeytown Authentics. If you just want souvenirs, LCA will have a lot to choose from. It's a superstore. They're basically Wal-Mart's little brother.

Or the Bible tattoo.

It was a rhetorical question.

Remember when we were winning with AA in the lineup?

You said Yzerman should get another G besides Howard.

The Brains, like myself, never get invited to anything except Saturday detention.

Dont disagree that Blashill has been a horrible coach this season. But AA has been a horrible goal scorer this season too. He's scored 9, 18, 16, and so far 11 goals in each of his seasons outside of his one 30 goal season. AA is a 15-20 goal scorer who had one fluke season because he cheated on defense. Not the first 3rd liner to do that, and not a big loss going forward. If its a heavy return, then sure.

His first name is Carter. He sounds like a momma's boy. I don't like him.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. When did you turn on ur boy Jimmy?

-45. The worst defensive player is gone. Literally addition by subtraction.

I thought that stud AA would get them to the Finals for sure.

Tim Thomas

Can you say oxymoron? No one really thinks that.

Wild would have scored 10 goals with AA on the ice.

That sucks. Never had a chance to eat there.

Spoiler Alert: He'll be back.

Is that how they spell yogurt in Canada?