grimace1970

Lot's of contributions from Ducks fans. Good to see.

These are really funny! SI NHL Lookalikes!

Ovechkin is the best. :rotflmao: They should've paired Sidney with a girl.

First contribution of many, with any luck.

BOOOOOOOO! That means every team that plays them will be playing the officials too. Wait. I guess that has been happening all season anyway.

I thought it was great. Their Ovechkin song is even better, though. Go Ovechkin

A complainer, a lamer not a future hall of famer got Bettman's, affection but he's surely not "The Next One" his mouth is always running with his swollen flapping lips that he puckers up for Mario when he isn't sucking...... Crosby sucks he's out of luck, cause all the tears and press attention will not help him catch Ovechkin Crosby sucks He's a diver, a whiner with a wimpy one-timer a cheater, a bleater and a loser, not a leader he talks a lot of smack because he thinks he'll kick your butt he'll just hit you with his stick and then he'll punch you in the nuts Canadian sensation well at least on certain stations a poster child for francophiles who dance to Zombie Nation all his fans are morons who defend his every stunt and the "C" that's on his chest well it really stands for... Crosby sucks like laser pucks, though you can dress him up with lipstick, you can't photoshop statistics Crosby sucks A yoni, a phony losing races with zambonis it's scary how you're married to Lemieux and Donna Cherry you aren't worth this music or your 40 million bucks, you'll waste your life in Pittsburgh and you'll never win the Cup Crosby sucks, won't win the cup, how can the fans of Swann and Bettis stand in line to buy his sweater? and stand behind his letters when Malkin's clearly better? Crosby sucks WAAH, WAAH, WAAH, WAAH, WAAH, WAAH, WAAH, WAAH BOO HOO, CINDY CRIESBY

AAAAAAAUGHHHH!!!!! They do this to me on purpose!

I always hated Theo Fleury. Maybe I think it is irrational because he's been gone for so long I can't REMEMBER why I hate him.

I seriously doubt it, dude: Dan Cleary - has a lot of heart, and recently held his own against that prick Pronger even though hopelessly outreached and weighed Johan Franzen - an interesting idea - he's such a big brute, but of the two fights he's been in, his opponent won hands down Marrian Hossa - recent evidence of his fighting ability suggests, no Thomas Holmstrom - Homer has a very specific job he is really good at, I don't want him fighting. He takes enough of a beating as it is around the net (and around the crotch some nights) Thomas Kopecky - hits well, but has one fight in the NHL and didn't do well; see Sharp Mikael Samuelsson - can't fight, just pisses people off Andreas Lilja - can hit but can't fight; see his Moen and Sharp "fights" Brad stewart - beat down by Ruutu, has showed reluctance to fight in his past skirmishes Val Filpula - what, are you kidding? Kirk Maltby - great instigator, hasn't won a fight since our 90s cup days; tends to turtle these days Chris chelios - might break a hip I would like to enter into evidence, however, the following:

Let's see if anyone can get this one: Mr. Yzerman, Your Campaign Seems To Have the Momentum of a Runaway Freight Train. Why Are You So Popular?

Yea, its from June, but the forum search didn't turn it up. Osgood Gets to Third Base with the Cup

Wow. I really shouldn't laugh like that at work. :rotflmao:

Linky. I knew it. Hockey mom, huh? She's out to destroy the sport through dorky "accidents". Seriously though, if I were to guess which goalie this had happened to, I'd have been spot on. <fixed link>

Oh please, oh please, oh please....

Never liked Bert. Glad he's gone.

You know you were thinking it - he could fit inside the cup!

I hear Therrien's post might be opening up soon.

Thanks Dominator. Thanks for finishing your career with the Wings. We're proud to have had you on the team, and glad that you went out with another cup. We love you. Cheers, Dom! :beerbuddy:

JIRI!!!! :beerbuddy: :beerbuddy:

To the Penguins fans..... CLASS! Well done. I have never seen anyone chant for their team's underachiever (read Crosby) while the first opposing team player is skating the cup. Well done jackasses.

As the person who started this thread, I would like to stand up at this point and say, Who is the man That would risk his neck for his brother man? (Ozgood!) Can ya dig it?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/writ....519/index.html "According to the network's giddy spokesperson, the quarterfinals were up 33 percent, the conference semifinals were up 50 percent and, as of Friday, the conference finals were up 71 percent. (All together now: Thank you, Sidney Crosby.) "

Hippie!