Gniwder

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    2021 NHL Trade Deadline Thread - April 12, 2021

    I'd do it all day. Just not sure why Washinton would. Wilson scores just as much as Mantha, same age, makes less, and is an actual terror to play against. I would think the deal would at least be 1 for 1.
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    Tony DeAngelo

    Black flag sucks. Rollins isn't funny. But, most importantly of all, he is a 5'9" manlet.
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    Tony DeAngelo

    Oh 1940s-50s baseball? Where you could smoke cigars in the dugout and have a gut the size of a watermelon and not compete against black people? Yeah I'm sure he's a real physical specimen. He was stationed in Japan for two years in the 50s where he entertained the troops in the army band. That rube didn't even fight in Korea.
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    Tony DeAngelo

    My guy, thrash metal is not grunge. Megadeth has what, one power ballad about suicide between 15-20 albums? 90% of their lyrics are about war, religion, or being drunk. Fairy fantasy folklore metal is that new age power metal stuff that all the neckbeards show up for. But even they could kick this guys ass
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    2021 NHL Trade Deadline Thread - April 12, 2021

    You're not wrong. We shouldn't have reluctance with any player on this roster. It's a whole locker-room of mediocrity. Losing Ryan, Glendening, and Bernier is liking losing the janitorial staff at the office. Oh nooooo how will we ever find another depressed middle aged spanish man to clean the toilets....
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    Tony DeAngelo

    Oh, I thought you were aware. Please allow me to enlighten you. It is customary within the metal community to sport long hair, as it is traditionally a symbol of non-conformity. And it looks pretty sweet when you're head bangin. I almost forgot about the inspiring references from the chuck norris bad ass that is Jerry Reid. The guy that drove the semi with his basset hound. Gotta deliver beer to Atlanta. Amos could eat a lot of groceries. Real hardcore stuff. Bet ol Jerry whoops on trained fighters on the reg.
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    Tony DeAngelo

    So the guy who rolls with world champion MMA dudes and has multiple black belts in different martial disciplines is a ***** because he found god to beat his addictions. Okay, rough man. You should know Ukidokan Karate is a multi-discipline fighting style that incorporates everything from Kung-Fu techniques to greco wrestling. And Songham Taekwondo isn't just a fighting technique, it's an entire lifestyle. But I'm sure you'd totally "smash that dude" at your lunk alarm gym bro. Maybe he'll take you to Mcdonalds for a happy meal after he does a countdown to extinction on your face. Yeah these guys do ass stuff. KICKIN ASS stuff.
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    Tony DeAngelo

    WTF are you on about you little *****? Dave Mustaine trains in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu with former champion and 3rd degree master Reginald Almeida. He also has a black belt in Ukidokan and Songham Taekwondo. He will do a symphony of destruction on your face.
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    Tony DeAngelo

    You think this helps your case for Metallica This does not help your case for Metallica
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    Tony DeAngelo

    Lars's own son preferred Megdeth to Metallica idiot
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    Hossa's Career Might Be Over Already

    https://www.nhl.com/blackhawks/news/news-seabrook-unable-to-continue-playing-after-15-seasons/c-322133900 Anddddddddddd Seabrook is conveniently retired now and on perma LTIR It's not that I wanna die. I just don't want to be alive anymore.
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    All Purpose Grand Rapids Griffins Thread

    Riley Barber: 12 pt (7 goals) in 8 games Hirose: 8 pts in 5 games How these two are not on the Wings roster amazes me. Hirose has only 6 games with the Wings, but his scoring per icetime is one of the best on the team. Only thing holding him back is his small frame. Not sure he can withstand a full NHL season at that size, but he's one of the best playmakers we have. Barber has been a dynamo in college and in the AHL, is a full 200 lbs and only 26, but has only ever been afforded 9 games in the NHL by the Caps and Habs. YZERMAN PUT THIS GUY ON THE TEAM GOOD LORD. Of all teams we are the one who can make it happen for this guy. His talents far exceed half the forward roster.
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    2021 NHL Trade Deadline Thread - April 12, 2021

    I don't think that's even a remote possibility. Ryan signed that deal so he would be easy to move. He's gonna go to a contender to compete for his cup.
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    Mantha or AA - Which Player is Lazier?

    AA can skate circles around Mantha cause Mantha refuses to even skate. He's basically Jon Ericsson the forward. Pylon.
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    Should have never bought out Abdelkader. Zabinejad's harem is large enough for two inshallah
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    Zabinejad speaks Swedish, Finnish, Russian, English, French, and Farsi fluently. He's a nationless cosmopolitan. Pass.
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    Tony DeAngelo

    1990s me: I really enjoy hard rock styles with fast tempos, harmonized leads, that feature 9 minute instrumental tracks, with aggressive but socially conscious lyrics 2021 me: I just wanna hear Finnish people growl
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    Tony DeAngelo

    Or Dave Mustaine getting kicked out of Metallica for being too metal. I say we hire Babs and Bill Peters to coach Trade Mantha for Evander Kane Trade Glendog for Austin Watson Sign Hoffman, Voynov, DeAngelo, and Leipsic in the offseason And go for gold D-Boss and the D-boys
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    Tony DeAngelo

    1. Larkin is best friends with known DJTer and Qanonist Zach Werenksi 2. Greiss is a far-right DJTer 3. Marc Staal likes DeAngelo 4. Cross Hanas is a known DJTer and Qanon fan I'm starting to think DeAngelo would fit in well around here...
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    Red Wings players / prospects on loan

    Editor in Chief of Swedish hockey news ballot for best Allvenskans junior player. It should be noted that Clang and Ward are both goalies. Therefore he believes Wallinder is the best Dman, and Neiderbach the best forward.
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    Mantha or AA - Which Player is Lazier?

    I remember the old ways
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    Captain retardo knows no logic
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    2021 Off-Season (Too Soon?)

    Yeah I mean I get it. Stop gaps so we lose and draft high. I just would have preferred signings more similar to Merrill, Stecher, and Namestnikov. At least they're still in their 20s and we can get some prime years out of them. Greiss has already decimated whatever value he had this prior offseason. Filppula on waivers pretty much means his value is zero as well. Maybe someone takes these guys at 50% off? I just doubt it.
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    2021 Off-Season (Too Soon?)

    Guys like Driedger could be a Binnington waiting to happen, or they could be an Andrew Hammond. Regardless - IMO - this is the time to experiment with younger goalies. Bernier and Greiss both won't be here when we become competitive again. Pretty much all of Yzerman's UFA signings look pretty retarded from a competitive and forward thinking stand point. I guess Merrill and Stecher are at least cheap... his two big signings in Fil and Greiss haven't helped the team at all, and from Chris Illitches view point he pissed away 10.2 million dollars on them