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Sarcasm noted

For goalies I'd like to take a stab at Laurent Brossoit out of WPG, Linus Ullmark out of BUF, or Chris Driedger out of FLA if any hit the UFA market. Greiss is already aged out. Bernier is playing great but he's on his way there. I'd like to see us take some low risk signings on some young backups who might actually give us some serviceable years before we sign more dirty old f***s

Solid signing Yzerman A+

What Zombo said, but also lowkey I could see them maybe taking Sam Gagner. Maybe. UFA's I'd like to target if they become available: Zadorov, Oleksiak, Coleman, Hyman, Copp. Not sure on goalies yet.

Mantha: 10 pts in 24 games, 34 pt pace, $5.7 cap hit Athanasiou: 7 pts in 12 games, 48 pt pace, $1.2 cap hit Oh no

"Oh no don't sign that player he'll ruin our culture and our prospects" >proceeds to only churn out crappy lazy prospects anyway

I meant for GR. I think Seider will make it too, Cholowski and Lindstrom are just there and a bit older so I listed them higher.

Here's how my TDL and offseason goes: TDL: Offer HELM - 50% retained, ask for a 3rd, settle for a 4th Offer FILPPULA - 50% retained, ask for a 3rd, settle for a 4th Offer GLENDENING - ask for a 2nd, settle for a 3rd Offer RYAN - ask for a 1st, settle for a 2nd Offer STAAL - 50% retained, ask for a 3rd, settle for a 4th Offer NEMETH - ask for a 3rd, settle for a 4th Offer BERNIER - ask for a 1st, settle for a 2nd Re-sign: Erne, Brome, and Gagner as cheapy forwards Djoos and Merrill as cheapy Dmen Bertuzzi and Hronek to multiyear deals as core players Rasmussen, Svechnikov, Lindstrom, Cholowski, Hirose, Pearson, and Smith as continuing prospects Lashoff and McIlrath as depth Dmen Pickard as depth goalie Sign to ELC: Lucas Raymond (F), Otto Kivenmaki (F), Jonatan Berggren (F), and Keith Petruzzelli (G) End loan on: Seider, Veleno, and Johansson Release: Biega, Hicketts, Boyle, Turgeon, Elson, and Criscuolo Buyout: Nielsen: 2 year length. $4.5 mil hit the first year. $0.500 hit the second year. Red Wings before FA begins: Bertuzzi - Larkin - Mantha Fabbri - Namestnikov - Zadina Svechnikov - Rasmussen - Gagner Brome - Barber - Smith Hirose Merrill - Hronek Dekeyser - Stecher Djoos - Lindstrom Cholowski Greiss UFA Griffins before FA begins: Raymond - Veleno - Beggren Kivenmaki - Pearson Lashoff - Seider McIssac - McIlrath Johansson - Sebrango Pickard Petruzzelli Fulcher That leaves us with 36/50 contracts before FA and with plenty of cap room to pursue UFA's for Detroit and Grand Rapids. Of which we will need lots of forwards and a backup (or starter) for Greiss.

Sam Gagner and John Tavares now own the Toronto Marlboros?

I'm sorry, I am retarded. His career scoring rate is 0.644. Or about 53 pts a season.

Tony DeAngelo is seeking for another team to facilitate an AHL transfer with the Rangers so he can play in the AHL per Servalli. Might be an easy way to get a free look at him and his attitude before he's bought out. Gotta think this will disappear soon with him. Hoffman literally murdered Karlsson's wife and baby. Sean Avery literally gave Brodeur, Phaneuf's GF, and Dallas cancer. Bertuzzi did nothing wrong. Dany Heatley couldn't drink n drive 55. Evander Kane choked a chick so hard she had to have surgery. Patrick Kane killed a man with a taxi cab then raped a girl. Mike Ribiero touched the babysitter. Austin Watson beat up his GF. Bobby Ryan and Lehner drink like 35 beers a day. Tony will be back.

How dare they

https://nypost.com/2021/02/22/artemi-panarin-taking-rangers-leave-of-absence-after-russian-hit-piece/

Hi all, I recognize some of your names from HF boards. Hopefully you recognize mine from the Red Wings board. I'm posting because we have a member who goes by the handle "ChrisReevesLegs" who has been trolling the board a lot lately. However, he hasn't done enough to warrant a ban from the mods perspective. ChrisReevesLegs has confirmed he came from this board originally so I'm hoping one of you can confirm he is in fact a known troll. If I can screen cap a few of your confirmations for the mods they say they will consider an outright ban. Thank you for any and all help! LGRW

He shoulda been sold this offseason. He'll be 27 in the fall. 3 more seasons at $5.7. Is career average player of about 65 pts a season even with his current play. I expect a deal would take place in the offseason considering the state of the league, his sizable salary, and the haul he'd likely return.

Mantha is gone

Lafreniere = 4 pts in 19 games Stutzle = 12 pts in 20 games I thought Lafreniere was supposed to be good

https://www.tmz.com/2021/03/01/todd-bertuzzi-dui-arrest-nhl-hockey-drunk-driving/

Hopefully he refused a field sobriety test and a blood test at the jail as well and kept his s*** together. Probably gonna get his license suspended for a bit for non-compliance, but beats a DUI. Big Bert will live to drink and drive again another day.

You've never been arrested for securities fraud at 3 in the morning?

He friggin scored on a friggin snipe so yeah he lazy and he SUCKS

Didn't know Moore was Latvian, but he does fight like a girl.

Not Seider, but only 3 U21 SHL players have more assists in a single than Berggren right now. Henrik Sedin, Elias Pettersson, and Zetterberg.