Gniwder

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  1. Could you imagine if they suspended Buchnevich? Plz Parros plzzzz
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    2021 Draft

    It's all speculation, but your narrative is the popular one. I'm surprised an owner would be so involved in a public statement without his president and GM. And then when his GM and President interpreted the landscape correctly, fired them. But maybe Dolan is that idiotic, IDK.
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    2021 Draft

    The fine and the firing make me think Dolan is trying to conform to the leagues wishes and not the other way around.
  4. NYR fined 250K for their autistic cringe public statement lol
  5. Everyone know's Dmen don't peak until 33 okay. He's about to come into his own trust me.
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    2021 Draft

    Yeah, and I think he deserves a shot with a cup contending team. There's nothing for him to accomplish in Detroit. Maybe NYI?
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    Evgeny Kuznetsov

    >To WSH: Dylan Larkin + Evgeny Svechnikov + 2nd round pick (Oilers 2021) >To DET: Evgeny Kuznetsov + 1st round pick (2022) Washington gets 1.7 mil in cap relief and a center 4 years younger in Larkin. For this swap we get a 1st rounder and throw in a 2nd plus the project Svechnikov.
  8. I really want Oleksiak as our D addition. Can prolly be had for 3-4 mil. 6'7" 260 lbs. LHD, plays 2nd pair for Dallas.
  9. What's everyone's thoughts on bringing back Brendan Smith? Tied for 3rd in the league with 5 fights this season. Fought Wilson last night. Just turned 32. Averages 15 pts a season (no different than Nemeth or Merrill). He might be willing to sign for like 900K
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    Seider for Captain

    I wanted to sign Oleksiak as Seider's enforcer for when the goons inevitably come for him. We may not need to.
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    2021 Draft

    Lez go jackies!!!
  12. >Wilson kills the breadman >NYR issues wild statement naming George Parros >NYR fires their GM and Prez over statement >George Parros will be at the garden for the rematch tonight This game got a whole lot more interesting Ah see I took it as Dolan didn't like the statement, Davidson and Gorton tried to real it back in and distance themselves. You're saying Dolan supports the statement and is firing Davison and Gorton for chickening out?
  13. What? How can the president and GM not know about a team statement until after it is released?
  14. You think it's purely that cringe press statement? It was pretty embarrassing TBH
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    Seider for Captain

    2012 Detroit: Our powerplay is our enforcer 2013 Detroit: Maybe Downey wasn't so bad to have 2014 Detroit: This team looks soft 2015 Detroit: How can he run Zberg like that?? 2016 Detroit: We don't have enough skill to play like this 2017 Detroit: Getting pushed around is getting embarrassing 2018 Detroit: At least we have Kronwall I guess? 2019 Detroit: Now we don't even have Kronwall 2020 Detroit: Plz kill me instead of my players 2021 Detroit: I guess I should just accept that soft hockey is the future 2022 Detroit:
  16. He pulled off the Zabinejad trade Pulled off Spooner for Strome Pulled Adam Fox Pulled Jacob Trouba Pulled Panarin Among others The only real screw up was Brendan Smith no? I mean I guess he kinda screwed up with DeAngelo and has 13 mil in buyout on the books too
  17. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? Is Gorton like really good at his job?
  18. Gniwder

    2021 Off-Season (Too Soon?)

    Yeah buddy we need way more Jonatan "Cycles better than Zadina and Veleno" Berggren up in this thread. All that animal does is rip passes, pot apples, and create chances. Keep your stick square on the ice limpdick cause the forecast calls for more assists. f*** your slap shots, snap shots, and your wristers, you better get quality stick tape bud cause this kid is gonna thread the needle right on to it. Tape to tape and no telegraphs, this ******* kid cannot be stopped. If I had a choice between Tom Brady and Jonatan Berggren I'd choose Jonny Berggren cause you know that biscuit would get shipped and delivered express with extra handling right to your front door. I'd just pick up the phone and call 1-800-JON-DELIVERS where he can be found earning his living serving up apples to starving snipers.
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    2021 Off-Season (Too Soon?)

    Frank Cammisa only has a 3.9/5 stars on google.
  20. https://pizzanighthockey.com/naming-rights Sign over the naming rights to your living room or hockey den to Lil C's and they will reward you with deals on pizza. You're welcome you fat turds
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    Little Caesar's Naming Rights Contract

    "The Red Wings are on" he thought. "And I haven't had a conveniently hot-n-ready pizza at an affordable price in almost 2 days". The cool beer-stained cushions of the sofa in his Little Caesars® NHL® Hockey Room felt good against his bare ass. "I LOVE BUDGET PIZZA" he thought. Don't Stop Believing echoed from the illegal stream playing on his laptop, shaking his entire lap even as the $6 wine circulated through his powerfully clogged veins, washing away his merited fear of the Red Wings being embarrassed on home ice yet again. "With these Little Caesars® NHL® Hockey Room pizza deals I'll be able to afford child support this month" he said to himself out loud. Something like that
  22. Okay: They play a fair and normal hockey game Better: The Rags exact vengeance on Wilson Best: Wilson does something even dirtier
  23. He needs to add that to his tagline "Potvin suck, fatso forgot to shake my hand, and I threw hips with cuthbert first"
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    2021 Off-Season (Too Soon?)

    Larkin is still drying out since AA's departure