Motor City Mullets

It's the griddy...Women find Walman irresistible.

How many trades/UFA signings have worked out? It's a revolving door...I get it - rebuilding, but I gotta say Yzerman hasn't had to deal with such a poor roster construction while he was a player the way Larkin has had to. Then the wise choices of keeping Blashill too long for my liking and then hiring that moron Lalonde. For every step we appear to make going forward - we then take a few back...Yzerman has earned his criticism.

RIP

Maybe he should've stayed in CBJ...Just another uneventful season ahead

With what Yzerman's been doing I'll be surprised if he's in on Ehlers...If we're done with UFA/trades then we may as well acknowledge that we'll once again be shy of the playoffs with this current roster.

Good for him...Was a trooper and played well for us.

Who are you and why are you in my bathroom?

JVR is more or less washed up...A cheaper replacement for an equally ineffective Tarasenko.

That'll get Larkin starting to write his dour post season presser April '26.

I needed the thank you!

Wisconsin may very well be a darkhorse...

Outside of over paying Boeser and Ehlers - there doesn't appear to be much left via UFA that'll help... EDIT - forgot to add LD Vlad Gavrikov...He might be the guy who could help Detroit the most.

it's an exaggeration...My attempt at humor...Actual photo below - long neck to begin with.

We're not goona see Yzerman signing any more UFAs...Gonna save up to bring Kyle Connor back home to Michigan...

Hearing this news will likely send KRS into a spastic fit... Yup...Svechnikov the Elder failed...Cholowski failed...Mantha/Bertuzzi/Hronek - huh?..Rasmussen will be next.

When there's that much turnover one might suspect incompetence from management...

So we're not Minnesota Mediocrity...We'll become Buffalo Part Deux......

Erik Karlsson traded? Edit - nevermind

He’ll give Holl a 2 yr contract extension…

Both. As expected with Bear - safe bet - another Kasper clone.

That is some sweet nectar my friend!

I'm just as excited as Jimmy- welcome all to the 4th Annual Milf Watch!

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Well said ^. We really are 'Minnesota Mediocrity'...Seeing what Seattle gave up for Marchment - that was a solid move IMHO - Marchment would've solidified our top 6. Personally I'd rather see Yzerman move our 1st rounder (and more picks if needed) to land a quality roster player (be it a forward or defense - we need both). Not that he'd be my 1st choice, but I have to wonder what's the deal with Pettersson in Vancouver - is he a locker room cancer - is it a confidence issue? He just might be a better risk/option (and slightly cheaper cap space wise) than Marner (whom I hope Stevie makes a serious offer to). With this being a weak draft, a need for talented roster player/s, and a handful of prospects waiting in the 'Wings' - may as well swing for a trade/s, and/or offer deals to what might be deemed the best UFAs available.

Wonder what it would take to pry Zadorov outta Bahhsten? He'd pair up well with Moritz.