Troy McClure

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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    love him. This sport needs more barely literate french regards. It's part of the culture.
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    2024 TDL Thread

    You're first mistake is assuming LOLoss know's what he's doing. This is guy will be gone in a few seasons.
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    New New Prospects Thread

    Are we talking about MSU hockey? If so, how the fuqq did Nighningale get the Russian kid? And he's seemingly turned this program around in 1-2 years, after years of regarded coaches. What's the secret? Red Wings affiliation?
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    Lol Biron was the Howard of the Sabres broadcast for a while (maybe still is IDK). Every dumb Buffalo chick I ever dated I forced to watch hockey with me, and they ALL commented on how hot he was. It's his eyes. Piercing blue. Couple that with the exotic accent, and dumb upstate broads go wild. Love Marty. Dude slays.
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    5:00pm EST GDT Bruins @ Red Wings - New Year, New Season

    I'm with you on this, and also I'm not calling them zoomer regard s*** like 'glizzy'. It's a dog or STFU. Here in Seattle there's a gentlemen named Matt with an impressive hotdog stand outside the Boeing factory. This ******* has on his menu 1. Chicago dog 2. New York Dog 3. Seattle Dog 4. Matt's Famous Dog (beanless chili, yellow mustard, and chopped onions) I think about this daily. And I want to hurt Matt terribly. In Detroit it's pretty much Koegel's or Kowalski's or KYS. Every city seems to have a better hot dog brand than ballparks, nathans, or hewbrews (which aren't hebrew whatsoever, total marketing ploy)
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    2024 TDL Thread

    I think its gonna come down to do we sign Kane or Sprong? Dont think we can afford to keep both. Nascar puncher is gonna require a pay raise. Cabbie puncher might take a discount to stay?
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    Detroit Lions 2023 Thread

    Just ordered my #68 jersey with the name plate reading ELIGIBLE
  8. why do u think literally every michigan native on this site doesnt live in michigan?
  9. Yeah but he is from Michigan. I bet you dinks dislike Abby, DK, and Petry too
  10. >be me >the yzerplan >only 2 draft picks make the team in 5 years >attempt, but fail to solve the net problem every year >load up on bloated UFA contracts every year for barely marginal returns at the TDL >replace regarded bald coach with regarded bald coach >sign washed up vets on their farewell tour around the league >fans love it The only crime Ken Holland committed was... not being Stephen Yzerman. We will finish in a spot with like a 3.2% chance of winning the draft lottery. We couldn't win when are chances were over quadruple that.
  11. At this time last year money puck gave the wings a 7.4% chance of making the playoffs This year we are now at 13.1% Up a whole 5.7%!!!! Great work team!
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    Wings @ Fins GDT

    Reporting in Sarge
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    New New Prospects Thread

    How do I get my husband to stop going 'Trey Mode' during sex? TLDR; My husband says 'Trey Mode activated' when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says 'Trey Mode off' when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward. I really love my husband and he's always been great in bed. But recently he's been acting really weird. So, a couple of days ago, my son got into a street hockey fight and went on a total rampage. He said he was in 'Trey Mode'. We didn't really know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he can go to a special needs school. My husband had a really great relationship with our son and loved him more than anything. Naturally, he was upset when he had to leave. He's an incredibly tough man, but this was the first time I've ever seen him cry. I think since then, he's been a little emotionally unwell. I've heard him muttering, 'Trey' repeatedly when he didn't notice me, staring blankly into his food, and just going alone by himself to do who knows what. I feel awful for him, but we both agreed that this was for the best. Last night, the day after our son went away, we decided to have sex to relieve our stress. However, my husband said 'Trey Mode activated', starting growling, and went wild having sex with me. Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex I've ever had, but I'm worried that something might be going on with my husband. Any advice?
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    Thank you coach Holden

    Jurco coasting? This does not bode well for his chances to make the Red Wings
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    New New Prospects Thread

    >treylife
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    Detroit Lions 2023 Thread

    So we agree Goff has exceeded expectations?
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    Detroit Lions 2023 Thread

    Stafford? Brady? Take your meds schizo Your point is that Goff is sheltered? Wow, did you also recently discover that the sky is blue? Goff is mid as fuqq, everyone knows that. So we shelter him around better players. What you want out of a crappy shltered mid QB is exactly what Goff is giving us. You think he's gonna suddenly become peyton manning or some s*** becase the o-line and receivers are good lol?
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    Detroit Lions 2023 Thread

    #1 in passing yards Top 3 in touchdowns Top 3 completion percentage From a guy that's supposed to be worse than Stafford and consistently not ranked as a top10 quarterback. What're you talking about?
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    Detroit Lions 2023 Thread

    I agree Aaron Glen has to be fired. The defense has had games where they excel, but also where they are a total joke. Weakest spot of the team by far. Goff is Goff. He's shattered any and all expectations. Being mad at him at this point is the same as being regarded, Regard.
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    New New Prospects Thread

    There's no yeungling in california liar
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    Howard = Average

    Jack Campbell has lost his starting job in the AHL. He's costing the Oilers $5 million a season buried to be a back up AHL goalie.
  22. Here's the 9er plan gang: TDL: Perron, Sprong, and Ghost sold. Perron is aging out, Sprong will be looking for a big raise in UFA that we can't afford, and Ghost can't play defense. UFA: Released (maybe some re-signed): Reimer, Czarnik, Luff, Hirose, Stevens, Aston-Reese, Hutchinson, Gettinger, Newpower Re-signed: Kane - 5x2 Rasmussen - 2x1 Berggren - 950K (2 way) Raymond - 5x2 Veleno - 2x2 Seider - 8x8 Johansson 800K (2 way) McIsaac - 800K (2 way) Lethemon - 800K (2 way) UFAs: Stamkos - 7x3 Debrincat - Larkin - Kane Compher - Stamkos - Raymond Fabbri - Copp - Rasmussen Kostin - Veleno - Berggren Walman - Seider Edvinsson - Holl Chiarot - Petry Maata Husso Lyon This leaves us with approx 1 million left in cap space. Barring a significant trade, there are very few options to upgrade the net. The upgrade to the D will be Eddogg and to the forwards Stamkos and Berggren. Stammer and Kane will teach the rookies how to win.
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    Howard = Average

    Howard's only bad season was his very last one. Guy was literally a champ for us in the net for a decade behind a terrible defense. But all you regards remember is his last broadcast after 10 hoagies. My best regards
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    12/29 - Music City at Motor City - 4 PM PST

    I think you are all taking the Lolande hate a little to far. Derek is a good coach. Give him a chance.
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    Howard = Average

    These days yall be WISHING we had a steady goalie like Howard. Man was unappreciated in his time. No wonder he started overheating. Yall be killing him.