It's Febuary 25th, 2024, in Chicago. Chris Chelios proudly walks onto the ice of the United Center. It's jersey retirement night.
The lights dim, the crowd cheers, and that red #7 jersey begins to unfold. But wait... that 7 looks more like a 2... there must be some mistake, the sweater going up says #24.
Before anyone can react Chelsea Dagger suddenly BOOMS over the loud speakers. DA DUH DUH DUH DA DUH.
BY GAWDDD THATS PATRICKS KANES MUSIC!
Rushing on to the ice it's Patrick Kane with tag team partner Alex Debrincat hot on his heels. By now its clear its not a hawks jersey hanging, but a wings #24. The entire setup was a trap.
Chelly turns on the home team, he and Kaner each grabbing one of Bedards shoulders and double suplexing into his fellow hawks teammates who tumble and sprawl on to the ice.
By now Debrincat has returned with a ladder from under the ice. Setting it up for Chelly to climb and retreive his jersey.
A rogue beer can flys out from the crowd towards the owners box. It's a Budweiser and its caught by...COREY PERRY?? Perry downs it like popeye and proceeds to viscously assault Kyle Davidson with a trash can. Oh the humanity.