Troy McClure

Seriously. It's ******* disgusting. This team has given up at the first sign of trouble. I really fuqqing hope SY isnt planning on keeping Lalonde for 7 ******* years like we did with Blashill. If this s*** is still going on by end of contract he has got to go.

Yo this organic local Washington grown Kushy Gum Drops be pairin mad nice with this watermalone 4loco. I'm LMAO WEEEEED twisted right now red bois. hell yeah.

I love Lalonde. How can anyone hope to truly figure us out when we are complete chaos? Look at us go. Jokes on the Jets, because they might win, but they'll never discover our true strats. I don't even know what they are. ELITE smoke screen. Haha it's only a matter of time before we flip this whole league on it's ass. GET EM DEREK. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I like more of hybrid strain like bazooka buttfuqq. It gives me the creative high i need to write regarded sheet posts, while also giving me calming vibes that keep me social. Plus I enjoy the hints of lavender and lemony cinnamon flavor.

Got my watermelon 4Loco and OMG LITERALLY DANKEST WEED MAN BLAZE IT EVERYDAY on deck. We will get through this.

Larkin calls out Parros on being a total regard at his job Sens coach DJ Smith canned Nolan Patrick retires after 4 seasons Fanatics is also regarded: Jordan Kyrou is getting booed by his own fans everytime he touches the puck (available?) Tatar traded from Avs to Kraken Raanta waived, Dell on PTO in Carolina

It's clear to me that Yzerman isn't going for it this year. He's going to let the vets sink or swim, and leave his black aces to ripen in the AHL. This is training camp for Kane.

Seider = $8x3 Raymond = $7x4 Veleno = $2x2 Rasmussen = $2x1 That would leave us $10 million in cap space with this roster: Debrincat - Larkin - Raymond Fabbri - Copp - Compher Rasmussen - Veleno - Kostin Walman - Seider Chiarot - Holl Maata - Petry Husso Lyon UFAs: Kane, Ghost, Perron, Fischer, Sprong, Czarnik, Reimer Even if we round out the rest of the roster with league min contracts, that still adds another $4.5 million, taking us down to $5 million in free cap space. I don't want to spend literally all of that on Ghost. And unless we are selling one of the bottom 4 Dmen, I don't see any room for Ghostbear, let alone much room for Edvinsson to play. Couple that with the fact that Ghostbear is our most valuable trade piece, and I think he's got to go. IMO we should use this year to sell all the pending UFA's we can, bring Edvinsson and Beggren onto the roster next year. Then use the remaining $8 million to re-sign Sprong, and bring in x2 more new forwards. Next year we can shed Petry, Maata, and Fabbri, and can then focus on reforming the defense.

Michael Pittman Jr.

Red Wings are the most watched team in the NHL Crosby - great, no one cares McDavid - great, no one cares Avs - great, no one cares Veleno - does anything, FUQ I GOTTA SEE THIS SHEIT

Fuqq it. Run Reimer and Hutchinson. Pummel them with pucks. Leave the net open. Spread my net wide open. I don't give a s***. Wings can take it. Stack the pads on every shot. Kiss me up and down. It don't matter. We'll get through this. Call up Cossa. He's good. Real good boy. He can handle an entire team of boys shootin all over him.

Pittman Jr.

FIFY

I'm not of the opinion that Beggren is any better than Kane, and I don't agree Kane is in "his" spot. Beggren wasn't on this team long before Kane. I like Bergs, he's talented, but he's losing his spot to guys like Fischer, Reese, and Czarnik, because he's at the end of the day a soft euro forward in need of sheltering. He's getting that in the AHL. He's like Hirose+

I agree. I think we get close, but SY pulls the plug again last minute.

So we call up Berggren, Hirose, and Soderblom? That'll be good for the playoffs.

How many posts and crossbars has Kaner hit? The flood gates are about to open.

So who are we selling?

To DET: 1st (ASP) + 2nd (Cleveland) + 5th (Bicker) TO VAN: Hronek + 4th (Mueller) *Detroit traded down with NSH on the 2nd rounder from VAN to add the 5th for Bicker Hronek is now nearly a PPG Dman with VAN. Would have been a major asset for us this year, even if he achieved less paired with Chia/Maata/Ghost. But then ASP is looking like one of the better OFD to emerge out of Sweden in a while. On the secondaries: Cleveland is a giant violent Dman, but has pretty much zero offensive upside. Looking at best probably a bottom pair Dman here. Bicker has been good during international play, but ultimately looks like a long shot forward prospect. Ty Mueller for the Nucks has been a great college player, but probably doesn't end up more than a depth player if he makes the NHL. This may be one of the most fair and even trades of all time. But it's kind of sad knowing Hughes-Hronek is a pairing that probably should have been a pairing for the Red Wings. But we got Zadina and ASP instead. Here's to hoping ASP is the real deal...

Bertuzzi - 3 points last game, starting to get hot

4 wins in the last 10. We're outside of a wildcard spot. If we do secure the wildcard spot we will get run through a wall by the Bruins in the first round. The team everyone told me all summer was about to fall apart. Seems pretty mediocre.

I guess youd prefer to have Holland back?

Yes I am sure he will have to beg for league min contract in Arizona this offseason. Right.

Dumb = leaving the yzerman wings Lucky = going to the elite bruins Insane = signing with the Leafs I suspect he probs grew up as a leafs fan, so he saw his opportunity to take a discount to go to his team and play with Tavares/Matthews/Marner/Nylander. Now it has backfired immensely. It will be interesting to see what Bertuzzi does after this season. Leafs will certainly move on, and he will re-enter the UFA market, but this time needing to reprove himself. If he can be had for say $4 million AAV or less, I would certainly welcome him back. But that may not be prudent for us at this point. I can see him signing in Florida or something for say $3 million to rebuild his name. It's almost worse than Zadina. He could have maybe got a 7x7 after the Bruins run with a team like the Cats, but flushed it all to be a leafs lmao. Tronna is such cancer.

I'd rather have anyone on the Wings. Leafs did muh boi dirty.