Troy McClure

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  1. Troy McClure

    2024 TDL Thread

    Through 9 games we have been better off riding the lyon and christcuck, than we have been in 12 games with Husso in net. Time to send Ville to Holland land? To DET: 1st + G Ilya Konovalov To EDM: 3rd + G Ville Husso
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    Patrick Kane IS a Detroit Red Wing

    Panarin was asked if he still talks to Patrick Kane regularly, and he responded "we arent friends anymore" Well f*** you too bread man
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    Patrick Kane IS a Detroit Red Wing

    Im completely unaware of any wings history from 2014 to the start of this season
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    Patrick Kane IS a Detroit Red Wing

    The spirit of Patrick Eaves will protect him
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    11/29 GDT - Red Wings @ Rangers (7:30 PM EST)

    Kaner when asked about joining the wings: "There's a reason it's called hockeytown" HE SAID THE THING. Confirming once and for all that Chicago was NEVER hockey town, and Obama and the Hawks trying to steal that title back in the 2010s can suck my temptations humming, American car driving, hockey enjoying, nuts.
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    Patrick Kane IS a Detroit Red Wing

    Apparently Stevie flew to Tronna to personally evaluate Kane and meet with him face to face. And that was one of the reasons Kane signed. Stevie on evaluation of Kanes surgery: "I am on tonight, you know that his hips do not lie, and I am starting to feel this is right. The attraction. The tension. Do you not see that this is perfection?"
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    Rumors Thread

    Seravalli reporting that there was an alcohol fueled incident involving Perry at a team function on Nov 17th. Team employees and corporate sponsors were in attendance. Ive also been seeing folks on twitter saying he was seen wandering around Columbus drunk after their game there. Guessing hes just got a drinking problem and either got in a fight or got handsy with a lady at the team function.
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    Rumors Thread

    Davidson: "Corey, thanks for signing with the chicago blackhawks. We are hoping you can be like a father to our young playerslike ConnorBedard." ... NOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT
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    Patrick Kane IS a Detroit Red Wing

    Wait, does that mean? Omg... did he fuq davidsons mom?
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    Rumors Thread

    He didnt pass the coke plate
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    Rumors Thread

    I better see bros in kane wings sweaters holding signs that bedards mommy + corey = <3 at the chicago game
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    Patrick Kane IS a Detroit Red Wing

    Its called "spronging" and yes
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    Rumors Thread

    #23momsin23 #fuqqingallstar No, post pics
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    Rumors Thread

    Davidson has a press conference in an hour or two. Hoping we get something spicy out of it. Bad day in history for hawksbros lmao
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    Patrick Kane IS a Detroit Red Wing

    Hi, im troy mcclure, you might remember me from such films as: Honey I sused the board, The good the bad and the sussy, Sussing private ryan, The usual suspects, and Dr. Strangelove or: How I learned to stop being sus and love the board. Kane's Main Vein, bar and grill
  16. You under estimate my doom posting abilities.
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    Patrick Kane IS a Detroit Red Wing

    Emily Kaplan reporting that Kane settled on Detroit after meeting with Lalonde, whom he was very impressed by. She's also saying that Kane has been telling teams he knows he needs to earn his spot in the lineup and does not expect to be on line 1 or PP1 from day 1.
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    Patrick Kane IS a Detroit Red Wing

    Spronger gonna get himself a rolex @Jonas Mahonas @Scott R Lucidi
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    Patrick Kane IS a Detroit Red Wing

    Sounds like Kaner is also purchasing Chelly's Chili. To be renamed Kaner's Kielbasas.
  20. One measly Patrick Kane signing and suddenly now you wanna talk at me... You better pray every night that Kaners legs dont get ripped off at the hip. Cause if this flops I am literally going to put MY a$$ on YOUR face.
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    Rumors Thread

    Perry penised Bedards mom and Kaner signed in Detroit. Hawk heads on suicide watch. Now time to trade for Perry.
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    Patrick Kane IS a Detroit Red Wing

    I stand by my statements. Kaner did nothing wrong.
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    Rumors Thread

    Friedman on 32 thoughts says Kane is leaning towards Detroit, with one of his sources saying its for sure Detroit. Niceeee
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    Provorov now this?

    Like what happens when TDA starts wearing his MAGA hat during warmups? Good luck enforcing the rules at this point... Further, why is MAF going native? He says its because of his wife. But last I checked he's married to Chad LaRose's sister. And Chad is a dumb white guy from Fraser Michigan...
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    Provorov now this?

    So the league bans rainbows. The players wear them anyway and the league does nothing. They tell MAF not to wear his indian mask and threaten him and the team with fines if he does. He does it anyway and the league does nothing. Is the NHL a joke?