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It's dissapointing and sad what Katz is doing. Holland built a juggernaut roster in Edmonton, that would have won that series against the cats 99/100 times if they replayed it. Now he's replaced Holland with a guy who literally let his players be sodomized, and wouldn't ya know it, Doug ArmSTRONG immediately bends that rape apologist over a barrel and rapes him, not once, but TWICE. I don't know that I can cheer for that team anymore. Draisaitl is going to jet on them and Connor will never win a McCup. Im liking muh habies again now that they scooped Laine.

The temp on #LucasPaymond2024 is cooling off. Kid thinks his name McPaymond or something.

#packyourshid #truswatch is heating up

Edmonton's window is open NOW. Losing Broberg and Holloway, two young guns ready to break out, to start the season really hurts them. But if they match those two year deals they will not be able to trade Holloway or Broberg for 1 full calendar year, severely crippling their ability to re-sign McDraisatl. Savage move by Armstrong and Steen. But I'm content to be in Yzermans position... watching, waiting, lurking. I do think there would be some allure to McDrais to join his countryman in Detroit for a cup run.

Because scam left Ray and Mo unsigned? Or because someone else is getting Broberg? Scott screams, for he does not know

THE BLUES ARE OFFERSHEETING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"CUBANS could be here" he thought "I've never been in this part of Malmo before, there could be CUBANS anywhere". The taste of his ham pickle n mustard sandwich disgusted him, but he could no longer find traditional Swedish meals like banana fish pizza in Malmo anymore. "I HATE CIGAR SUCKERS" he thought. Rumba music from the nearby neighborhood of refugees, who recently floated the 8,000+ kilometers from Havana to Malmo, reverberated his entire car, even as the $60 mijoto circulated through his veins and washed away his merited fear of Cubans establishing scarface cocaine empires in his city. "I don't care what the news media say, I'm voting for Dagald Trumpsson this November" he said to himself outloud.

The Chadriot: 1. Head parallel to easily look everyone directly in the eyes 2. Confident upright posture to intimidate predators 3. Thick bulked torso in order to be unmovable by others 4. Outstretched arms that constantly flail in wild unpredictable ways 5. Open palms ready to grab any fertile poosy that may venture too close The Zagina: 1. Looking downward, too shy for direct eye contact 2. Slouched posture from lack of self confidence 3. Small girlish frame that's easily pushed around 4. Arms down at his side in order to not impolitely invade someone elses space 5. Unsure what to do with his hands, and unable to find a comfortable position for them

No, you're just not grasping the Yzerman method/system Y - Yap about a plan Lead everyone to believe there is a grand master plan behind everything in order to lul everyone into trusting you. Z - Zamboni drivers get sacked Old blue collar polish guys will see right through your BS. Make up lies about them pissing in drains to get them canned quickly. E - Extinguish immediate hope Constantly remind everyone that your so called plan takes a long time, in order to dash expectations every season. R - Reward players who can't score Big contracts to these types will make it seem like you see something others can't. Furthering the illusion of your genius. M - Move talented players to the minors By keeping Berggrens and Eddogs in the minors, despite their obvious talent, you show them that YOU are in control, and no amount of talent will get them to the big league unless they play by your rules. A - Acquire steals then give them away for nothing Did you stumble into a trade steal like Fabbri or Walman? Trade them away for nothing or attach assets to get rid of them. If no one else saw their talent, they're probably not actually good. N - Neglect RFAs completely They have to sign with your team, so there is no rush to sign. Assert your dominance over them and make them doubt their own value by pretending to forget they exist. We are on the N phase right now, so the plan is nearly complete.

Fuq, marry, kill Go

He means people from Malmo

More goalies = better goaltending

I can't see whatever raciss image you posted. Anyway Plante continues to light up the WJ showcase. And he's outscoring Cole Eiserman. He's very fast and a very good passer. Head always up, looking for someone to feed. Was reading scouting reports, and some have said he was the best passer in this years draft. So we got the best passer in Plante, and the best forechecker in MBN. Solid. Critique I've read about Plante is he's ALWAYS trying to push the pace of the game. Doesn't understand how/when it's important to slow the game down and make the smart play. You can definitely see it in his play. He's willing to take hits to keep driving the play, which is good, but he's going to get himself hurt or cause a bad turnover trying to force something that isnt there. But all in all, I'd rather have a kid that needs to reign it in, than a kid who needs a kick in the pants.

What do you mean "thugz"?

Chiarot comes from a football background, just like Copp. Rumor has it Dan Campbell has agreed to come speak to the Wings and talk shop with Lalonde, but only if Copp shows Goof how to throw and Chia teaches Hutch how to tackle.

If I only had one word to describe what type of player MBN is, I would say "disrupter". He throws his weight around in all 3 zones and generally causes chaos for the opposing team. His heavy shot is a welcome bonus. He's going to compliment our soft top6 very nicely. Retrieving pucks for Larkin and Raymond. Causing opponents to make costly turnovers in their own end. Disrupting opponents breakouts... oh and if you focus too much on the offensive threats of Larkin and Raymond, he can clap one into your net when you're not looking. We haven't a disruptive presence like this in the top 6 since Bertuzzi left. Without it we're kinda like Sweden... feckless against real empires and forced to prey on weak disorganized backwater tribes, while good Norwegian teams disrupt the known world sending all of western europe into panic.

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Exactly. Limp wristed euros normally don't even bother with the forecheck bc of the big ice.

Since returning to his Swedish junior 20 team, MBN's team has played 2 games. In those 2 games MBN has 4 goals, 7 points, is +7, has 15 shots on goal, and is literally buying up all the small mom n pop shops in town just so he can legally go in and absolutely wreck them. IDK how many hits the kid has total, but from the clips of the last 2 games, he's an absolute bully on the forecheck. If the puck even thinks about going behind the net in the Ozone he will literally pull some Goku shiet and teleport directly behind the unfortunate defender retrieving the puck. He's going to be promoted back to his SHL mens team VERY SOON IMHO. He looks a whale in a kitchen sink in the Allvenskan. The hype express line, non-stop direct to Oslo, is boarding, and buddy I am a booking a 1st class ticket with extra leg room for MBN's penis.

>MBN is a boring pick >MBN is a safe pick >MBN doesn't have top6 potential >All he does is shoot? >Norway is a rainbow communist country https://x.com/lassialanen/status/1679117152283136001

It's illegal to post this image on hfboards/detroitredwings and r/detroitredwings : Only on dark web sites like LGW can we talk openly about our chad assistant captains.

Big Ben AKA Shop Wreck Chiarot AKA Chad King AKA Benjamin Chiarot, on the Luke Gazdic podcast, on why he was the most coveted Dman at the 2022 TDL: Stick work and gap control. Says when he played for Winnipeg all he would do is wreck guys shops and feed Bylugien the puck. But once he arrived in Montreal he started to mature his game. Focusing more on "gapping up" and defending with his stick. Even says Nick Lidstrom was not the fastest skater, but you'd never notice because he would never get burned by skaters bc of his gap control, and would keep oncoming attackers off balance with his stick. And, since Lidstrom has re-joined the organization, Ben has been picking his brain on how to better walk the blue line. Expecting a break out season from the assistant captain and leader of our blue line this year. Now that he and Seider have found chemistry together we can probably expect a pairing more similar to Chiarot - Byflugien or Chiarot - Weber. AKA a dominant defensive top pair AKA Scott's worst nightmare.

Broberg is worth the salary of like 4 Cholowskis

"GOOD" "Quality character" You talkin about you know who?

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