Jimmybigrigs69

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  1. Jimmybigrigs69

    2024 Draft

    If I recall correctly he traded up in the 1st in previous drafts. The opposite of down.
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    Series Thread: Edmonton Oilers Vs Florida Panthers

    I saw Matt Tkachuk at a grocery store in Calgary one time. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a ****** and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. Guy is a total doosh. Go McOil.
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    Series Thread: Edmonton Oilers vs Dallas Stars

    Wanna go 3/3 on wrong baby takes in a series thread? McOilSaitls in 4
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    2024 Draft

    I think we most likely trade up
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    Series Thread : Florida Panthers Vs New York Rangers

    Cats will need to finish tmrw if theyre going to have any chance of preparing to stop the big oiled machine in the finals
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    Series Thread: Edmonton Oilers vs Dallas Stars

    If these damn Palestinians would chill on out and stop war criming us, maybe I could be openly Israeli again. But until then we must shape shift into fellow Christians.
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    2024 Offseason Thread

    For the 300th time, SY and Newsy both want to improve team defense. Ghost is an overpriced PP specialist, and by far the worst defender at actually playing defense on the team. He won't be back. And his PP spot will go to Edvinsson. Kane im sure is wanted back. But SY is still thinking beyond next season, and im sure is very hesitant to give a 35 year old a contract with term. Probably gone, but there remains a chance he's back. It would be VERY much like Buffalo to dump all their rebuilding money into an aged superstar like Kane and flawed defender like Ghost. Watch Kane regress to a 50 pt slow winger and the Sabres Dcorp get even worse with Ghost. They should be out investing in steady core guys like Copp and Chiarot, but Buffalo is too smooth brained for that
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    Series Thread: Edmonton Oilers vs Dallas Stars

    McJesus rises again. Read ya book.
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    Series Thread: Edmonton Oilers vs Dallas Stars

    Someone get Jason Robertson glasses. Literally everytime they zoom on him hes squinting.
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    Series Thread: Edmonton Oilers vs Dallas Stars

    GREETINGS FROM THE MCDAVID! THE LORD MCDAVID! THE IMPERATOR OF THE ICE! THE MACHIAVELLI OF SNIPE AND CELLYYY! "There has been too much violence. Too much pain. None here are without sin. But I have an honorable compromise. Just skate away. Give me my goals, my assists, and the whole conference championship, and I'll spare your lives. Just skate away and I will give you safe passage to the golf course. Just skate away and there will be an end to the horror."
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    Series Thread: Edmonton Oilers vs Dallas Stars

    The more you deny his McGreatness, the more he will McPunish you. Give up these false gods. There is room for all of us on the McBandwagon. He welcomes all, for he is The McGreat One.
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    Series Thread: Edmonton Oilers vs Vancouver Canucks

    Double down on a bad take sure, that stratedgy has literally never back fired b4
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    Series Thread: Edmonton Oilers vs Vancouver Canucks

    You like gettin that shamoo whale ass of urs all oiled up for Mcjesus to Mcfuqq, dont ya city boy?
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    Series Thread: Edmonton Oilers vs Vancouver Canucks

    Yall finished bein dumb, er?
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    2024 Offseason Thread

    No response = I N T E L L I G E N C E
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    2024 Offseason Thread

    Ah yes, the classic intelligent argument: no counterpoint Im positive Yzerman will do the things ur suggesting based on this logic, and not the exact opposite.
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    Series Thread: Edmonton Oilers vs Vancouver Canucks

    I see a lot of talk, but no gift cards to bennigans on the line...
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    2024 Offseason Thread

    Why would Veleno be moving on?
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    Series Thread: Edmonton Oilers vs Vancouver Canucks

    We all McRemember what McHappened the last time u McBet against muh McOilers
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    Series Thread: Edmonton Oilers vs Vancouver Canucks

    Ìm McPUMPED
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    Series Thread: Edmonton Oilers vs Vancouver Canucks

    McConnor is gonna go McCrazy on the McScore sheet next game. Get McReady.
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    Canes Rags

    Its all part of the process
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    2024 Offseason Thread

    The video of him "pumping up" the team by saying just have fun out there and enjoy it was pretty damning. This is why you dont let soy boys coach.
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    Toronto vs. Boston

    Tbf when you dont have have the advantage of players wanting to player for your team, you end up with contracts like Jeff Skinner. Copp and Dcat have been great additions to this team. Their next contract will be the discount.