Jimmybigrigs69

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    New New Prospects Thread

    Anyone with actual morals departed LGW years ago. You're still here because youre a hardcore sicko just like the rest of us.
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    New New Prospects Thread

    Yall know me, my track record on prospects is pretty decent... i fought on the slopes and highest peaks to defend the Seider pick and Ty Bertuzzi pick when others doubted. And I bashed guys like Jurco, Cholowski, and Zadina the moment I saw them take GR ice... And if you still have any faith in your old pal #9/CRL/DonHakan/BarkBurgerman/(fake)BlueAdams/Walman6million/Gwinder/ and 100 other names Ive used that I cant remember.... then trust me when I say: This filthy roster needs to be placed into gynecology stirrups, its azzhole braced open, and Jesse Kiiskinen and Max Plante need to be directly inserted like an enema, that will clean out the remaining shidt. Sorry not sorry for that image.
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    New New Prospects Thread

    Kiiskinen is the other prospect I hold in the same regard as Plante. With guys like Buchnelikov, Lombardi, etc, you see the hype, but you still wonder if it will translate. Kiiskinen is going to translate. Another absolute DOG status prospect. Skates, bangs, turns pucks over, just plain wills things to happen through sheer determination. After the trade I thought Gibson looked really good at Preds dev camp last year, but then he played like dog shidt when he returned to the OHL. He's not gonna earn a spot on a Trotz team, and that trade is going to come out looking amazing for Yzerman. It will be an absolute travesty if Kissdog goes back to Finland next year, which it sounds like is what is happening... i hope he comes into preseason camp and the wings wake the fuq up and realize he HAS to be in GR preparing to earn an NHL spot NOW.
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    New New Prospects Thread

    No doubt. Plante looks like a monster. As an 18 year old freshmen he was BY FAR the best player for Minny-Duluth, and that program has been BAD the last few years... so it's not like their were great seniors around him propping him up. His passing/playmaking ability is way above-average and his hustle is phenomenal. He's absolutely going to be a hobey baker finalist this coming season, and he's probably going to win it too... In case anyone doesn't remember from draft day, this is the kid who's dad is a coach, grandfathers a coach, and probably his dog is a coach too. He lives in rinks, and when he does go home he said he and his dad immedately flip on hockey and ONLY watch hockey. We took him at #47 but he's already performing like he shouldve been a top15 pick. This is one prospect i have almost 100% faith WILL be an NHLer. He's a fuqqin hungry dog on the ice. And I think he could very well make Danielson and Lombardi expendable at the center position, and not the other way around. Only thing one could possibly neg him on is his size, but I give absolutely no shidts about it. He battles like a honey badger.
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    Rumors Thread

    >Red Wings fan here coming in peace. What can you tell me about Chinakov's game? "Welcome fellow redditerino! China is a heckin' good mid 6 forward. His style could be described as sort of how OSU played the strong safety position during the urban meyer era. Heckin lanky boi, but more for coverage than physical run stopping if that makes sense." EDIT: Wow thanks for the gold kind stranger!
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    New New Prospects Thread

    Yeah
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    New New Prospects Thread

    Pretty much I posted b4 the draft that I wanted Eklund if he slips, but if he didnt then carter bear or the kid from arizona state: potter. Eklund did slip and we didnt take him, but thats okay, i only liked him bc he seemed like the only bonafide top 6 fwd that could slip to us. Eklund is a berggren type soft euro forward who looked to be going high (so maybe a mistake zadina type pick on my part) I liked Bear and Potter after that for more tactical reasons. Their both big engine physical players that muck and grind. And thats what i want this team to add. Thanks Steve. In Bear's case, he has a very boring offensive game per say, but he does have an offensive game... He can pass. He can shoot. He's never gonna wow you with eithee, but he can get the job done. His advantage is the physical side. And i think when folks read this they think I mean "he wrecks ppl". He doesnt. He's more a heavy forechecker - like a sam bennet - that goes deep in the zone and dominates corners and gains turnovers. Like a Maple Leafs Zach Hyman. Goes to the puck battle. Wins. Kicks it out to Marner (Raymond) and then he sends it to Matthews (Debrincat) for the goal. Having the puck carrier and puck shooter is important, but having a puck retreiver (Bear) is also important. Yzerman has gone down the Lions path lately. Drafting for grit/determination/hustle instead of raw talent. I like this. In the cap world you cant build superteams of pure talent anymore. You get the stars you can and then give them a supporting staff of DOGS. BIG DOGS. You wanna pizz like a puppy you stay on the porch, big dogs go inside and eat.
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    Rumors Thread

    We can fix him
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    Red Wings 2024-25 Season Catch All

    Something we haven't discussed. >Keats retired >Trev got laid off Wtf are we going to be watching next year between periods? And why should it evolve into Ozzie/Howie riffing on goalies, every segment, every night, like they know what theyre talking about? (They don't, and it should) Discuss
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    Lions 2024 thread

    Bridgewater wrote on his Facebook on Sunday: "I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. I will volunteer from the bleachers if I have to." I get the feeling those kids are about to get DOUBLE the post game pizzas they got last year. And a gentlemen named Theodore Waterbridge is going to be a special guest greenskeeper during every practice. Good on him. Don't let em stop you.
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    Lions 2024 thread

    Teddy Bridgewater - I think he took 1 snap for the Lions in the playoffs last year - after signing with us after coming out of retirement after his HS team won the Florida state football championship with him as his first year as head coach: suspended from HS coaching. Why? Cause he spent 70K out of his own pocket to pay for his players field paint, uber rides to and from games, pregame meals, and necissities like clothes (being dressed up on game days) Mind you this is the same community Bridewater grew up in, the same HS he graduated from, a predominantly African American school with very low graduation rates. Imagine giving back to your community, shelling out of your own pocket what many folks dont even make in a full salary year, to keep kids you care about clothed and fed and off the streets, and you win the championship for them and have them on a hopeful path, and your reward is suspension. Shameful display from Florida and for football in general.
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    New New Prospects Thread

    Wheeler does his rankings of top 100 prospects: Tier 1 & 2 = the top 15 prospects = Wings have 0 Tier 3 = Wings have 1 player = ASP Tier 4 = Wings have 3 players = MBN + Danielson + Bear Tier 5 = Wings have 0 Dont think he factors in goalies
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    Rumors Thread

    Further, there is smoke around Seattle about Jared McCann. He has quietly been the best player within the franchise since the teams inception, and he's a fan favorite. However, a deal apparently almost went down between the Krackers and Blues that wouldve sent Kyrou to Seattle for McCann. Also - Kraken reportedly got a lot of calls on Oleksiak at the TDL, but opted not to sell on him (yet). I think Seattle will wait to do anything until after Xmas, but I honestly don't see them improving much next year, so I think moves will likely come.
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    Rumors Thread

    To add some fuel to the fire: The Avs cleared up a buncha cap space this offseason, but then only spent a portion of it... imagine if they moved Necas to Pitt for Crosby and Malkin? That trade could make a lot of sense for both teams. And then Crysby and Mackinnon can jerk each others lil cole harbors off together, AND Sid gets to keep his sweet lil Evgeni side piece.
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    Rumors Thread

    Pierre Mcguire said on air recently that "Earth Shattering" trades will be happening this season. And yes I know, it's Pierre, the same man who likely thinks the lentil soup at panera is also "Earth Shattering". However, he is an actual insider, and I think he could be onto something (maybe)... especially after a weak draft and UFA class, the pendulum may swing the other way once the 2025/26 season settles in. With teams getting aggressive and spicy post USA thanks giving. >Mcdavids contract is up at seasons end. And Edmonton has broken this man. Not a single legit goalie in Edms net for his entire career there, and heartbraking loses to Florida. The longer he goes without an extension the bigger the rumblings are gonna get. And It would be so fitting to see him traded away just like Grets... Tronna is in WE NEEDED A MCD YESTERDAY mode right now. And you know theyd love to pull in the hometown phenom to save face after losing Marner. >the rumors about Pitt wanting to possibly move on from Crosby and Malkin... it wouldve broken my lil grinch heart to see Zberg or Datysuk go elsewhere. But look at us now... if Pitt is smart they probably dont want a 300 year rebuild like us. >Kyle Connor. Winnipeg will try to go for cups again this year, but with his contract ending and their inability to attract or retain talent, I could see them panic flipping him for something else. >Panarin. Getting old now. Contract up. And Drury has shidtted up that team already. Might be a good time for them to reset and see what they can get for him. Im sure theres others, these just swemed like the low hanging fruit to me.
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    Yeah Ive literally had someone wing a ball into the inside of the cab of my cart b4, while I was sitting in it. Didnt hit me (somehow) but bounced around the inside of the cart banging everything pretty good. My reaction was "didnt hit me bud, dont worry about" Sure there are times where I wanna break / throw my clubs. But always cause im frustrated with myself. Picking fights with others is just so dumb. Shidt happens move on. Its a sport thats literally built around spending 4+ hours outside enjoying the sunshine... Weed coma will make u pretty chill I guess
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    2025 Offseason Thread

    Two nasty punctures. But kid took it like a champ. Wanted to go right back to playing imeadately.
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    Holy fuqqing shidt lmao
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    2025 Offseason Thread

    Also - in a dog fight - especially with a pit - always go for the throat/neck. You have to cut off their air supply. That's the only way they'll release. Choke the shidt out of them. Literally. I see lots of rumors online about hitting them in the balls or sticking something in their azz. Thats all fake. Pits are bred to take tremendous abuse. Unless you stop their brain from getting oxygen they will NEVER let go. Ive seen 1000s of videos at this point. Ppl hitting them. Pepper spraying them. It makes no difference. Choke = brain turn off = dog releases. Or shoot them with a gun.
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    2025 Offseason Thread

    Info you didnt need to know, but that you ought to know: PITBULL TERRIERS ARE A DANGEROUS BREED If you own one, be responsible, and for the love of god plz do not breed it with another pit. The world does not need more fighting dogs. My Boston was atracked for the 3rd time in his life earlier this week by a Pit (it's always a pit) and i literally had to rear naked choke this dog in order to get him to let go. I understand some "pibble-wibble" "velvet hippos" are heckin good boyerinos, sure... ive met plenty of nice ones. But each one is a loaded gun. Recognize what you have. They were bred to be incredibly muscular, and to never release once they attack. You can have a pit - be responsible - and never have a problem... much like owning a gun. But if youre not responsible the potential for destruction a pit can cause is terrifying. My boston gets loose, worst case scenario is he tries to hump ur dog or ur kids teddy bear. A loose pit on the other hand can kill a grown man, and its happened more than ppl realize. Now I have to file a lawsuit against a guy bc he couldnt control his dog, whom put multiple puncture wounds in the back of mines neck. I FUQQIN HATE PITS. And i leave the area as soon as I can when one is around based on experience. Ppl say "adopt adopt adopt" which seems like the right thing to do, but adoption centers are flooded with pits and pit mixes (i wonder why). Best thing we can do is let the breed die off. Dont adopt them. Pony up and get a golden retreiver, ur non mauled children will thank u.
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    Really nice course. Washington state. Starter and Marshall tell us, if you want food just call it in to club house on the 8th tee box, and then pick it up on the turn. "Thats what everyone does" No problemo, do exactly that. Get to 9th tee box with food in hand, and group behind us approaching. "Just play through bros, we got foods to munch on and dont wanna hold you up" Group behind thanks us and plays through. We start to tee up. Old guy from group behind the group we just let play through STORMS UP. "WHATRE YOU DOING?" "teeing up" "YOURE NOT THE GROUP THAT WAS IN FRONT OF US" "no, but we are now, we just let them play though" "WHY???" "bc we picked up food on the turn" "YOU CANT DO THAT" "We just did that, in fact the starter and marshall said we could do that. If it's a problem, we apologize, no reason to be upset, just go ahead and play through as well" "THATS NOT THE POINT. YOU SCREWED UP THE ORDER ON THE COURSE. IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME ON A GOLF COURSE OR WHAT???" >its at this point that old timer had pushed his luck. We were being incredibly calm with him and being VERY generous offering to let him play through. Also "order on a course" is not a thing. There is zero reason he needed to play behind THAT group. "YES. ITS OUR FIRST TIME EVER PLAYING... ARE YOU GRAY???" Confused boomer: "what?" "DO YOU SUCK DICH???" Boomy: "fuq no" "DO YOU WANNA SUCK MY DICH???" "... what?" "IF NOT THEN STFU. TEE UP YOUR BALL. AND WE BETTER SEE A DAMN GOOD SWING YOU OLD FUQQING QUEEN" >i said very little as the coward keyboard warrior that I am. Credit to my buddy, who lit this man up, and didnt stop after this... old timer went silent mode, and the 3 others he was playing with actually apologized to us. Which we graciously accepted. But we made them play through, and aggresively nipped at their heels for the next 9 holes. Biggest lesson I learned that day was DO NOT PICK FIGHTS WITH PPL AND THEN LET THEM PLAY BEHIND YOU. My buddy proceeded to try to drive into that guy every hole after that, and even looked for him in the parking lot after the match. It's so eazy to not be a jackass to ppl. Idk why ppl do it, but golf seems to invite some of the worst of it.
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    Hahaha thanks White shirt bro is obvi more tanked than i realized in the first video. What a useless pair. *chefs kiss #2*
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    New New Prospects Thread

    Fair point about Danny, and I'll reserve some judgement on him. Buium just hasnt impressed me, not in the slightest. Wallinder either. Which is concerning. Cause after those two more "highly touted" D prospects our D prospects thin out quick. Unless you like Anton. I like Anton a lot. And I think he's going to subplant Wallinder and Buium as soon as he commits to state side.
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    Yo if you have a link to the exntended version plz share. Classic drunk move is get into fight but then also apologize for said fight and befriend enemy. Faith in Canada restored. Tarny for PM.
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    Rewatching the video again, it's just such beautiful kino. So many good lines. Tarantino couldn't script it better. >tarnasky warning drunktard thats hes not tough >drunktards buddy insisting muliple times that his friend is in fact "tough" >tarnasky warning drunktard that he will put him in the lake >drunktard sperging out >tarnasky's friends laughing knowing whats about to happen >tarn throwing drunky in the lake (as promised) >"good start buddy" >drunky refreshed by his swim comes back for more >BANG BANG BANG >Drunkys poos boy friend doing nothing to actually help him while he gets ragdolled. Beautiful cinema. *chefs kiss* I'm a big golfer. Advice to any potential golfers: no one gives a fuq how bad you are, as long as you dont play slow. These guys played slow. Play slow and u get the ol BANG BANG lol