sputman

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    Poor Mike Danton

    What a LIFE I'm having!!
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    Crosby's Big Mouth

    Good lord, his mouth is so big... You could headbutt him in the mouth and hit nothing but air. You'd need the Hubble telescope to check for cavities. Ancient buffalo paintings have been found on his tonsils. Now it's your turn...
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    Crosby's Big Mouth

    still though, that it is one elephantine hole in his face.
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    Crosby's Big Mouth

    sums it up very well, actually.
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    Team Canada's 2010 Jerseys Leaked

    that is a thing of beauty!
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    Patrick Kane Arrested

    is it just me or does locking a drunken idiot in the car WITH ME seem like a potentially dangerous idea.
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    Patrick Kane Arrested

    EA Sports is located out of Vancouver, BC.
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    Crosby's Big Mouth

    3) He came into the league from the beginning yapping and bitching at calls like a seasoned veteran. I think a lot of people, players included, felt he needed to earn his stripes before he started mouthing off like he did.
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    Patrick Kane Arrested

    EXTREMELY funny. :thumbsup:
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    Patrick Kane Arrested

    "i didn't ask for a dime..." classic
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    Patrick Kane Arrested

    what time on E! does The Blackhawks Show come on?
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    rebuilding year?

    Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five.. Toronoto! Toronoto! Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down, It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown! Toronoto! (Yah!) Toronoto! The Federal Highway comission has ruled the Toronoto unsafe for highway or city driving. Toronoto! 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride! Toronoto! Toronoto! Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! Toronoto! Toronoto! (Yah!) She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine! Toronoto!-oh woah, Toronoto! (Yah!) Drive Toronoto! Woah Toronoto! Woah!
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    Time to MAN UP: Williams or Samuelsson?

    are you thinking of JUSTIN williams?
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    Time to MAN UP: Williams or Samuelsson?

    samuelsson has more grit. it's ridiculous but he was one of a few players on the team who would (sort of) stick up for himself if somebody gave him any gruff. more of a hissy fit and a slap fight at best but at least it was something. i'd pick sammy. *dies*
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    The CUP

    HA HA HA
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    Grier Could Bring Some Diversity to Hockeytown

    i agree, but i think this guy named holland whom everyone adores (myself sometimes included) is sticking to his formula.
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    Grier Could Bring Some Diversity to Hockeytown

    that's not going to happen. the wings have a formula that works, and they're going to stick with it, as frustrating as it is (and i admit that being frustrated at having a competitive team every year is ridiculous, but i HATE seeing my team pushed around - absolutely hate it).
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    Crosby's Big Mouth

    What most people are not realizing about this thread, it has nothing to do with commissioners or whining - it has to do with titanic muzzles, and the search for hooks within them.
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    Crosby's Big Mouth

    I turned off the TV halfway through the 2nd. I agree it's painful to look at, but I believe laughing at his dumb, gaping, large-mouth bass face is cathartic.
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    Crosby's Big Mouth

    What does that have to do with Crosby having a big, fat, stupid slack-jawed gullet?