sputman

not enough snarl in this game yet.

his myspace page is precious.

that's what they want you to think. this is the playoffs, remember.

that guy is made out of balsa wood.

*feigns shock*

fyi gilchrist wore 41

i can't find anything beyond bob errey, though i don't think that was him (5'10" 180!)

go broncos!!

what did he go for last round?

thank you sir! just what i was frantically looking for.

oh great, just who we need teaching the youth.

god lemieux was such a *****. i wonder what he's doing these days now that he can't sucker-punch people for a living.

welcome, and i think you'll get along fine here just as long as you follow these 10 simple guidelines: 1. hasek can suck AND play amazingly all at the same time, it all depends on how the defense was playing. 2. every loss has something vaguely to do with mike babcock, ken holland, and the assassination of archduke francis ferdinand. 3. you understand that pierre mcguire is a royal douchelord. of course you do, let's move on. 4. players that have been on our team and pissed us off in the past (fedorov, et al) we want back ON our team years later. So, using this formula, once cut, lilja will return to the wings in 5-6 years to general fanfare only to haunt us once again. 5. the $#%@ wings lose just to $@%# with me, man! seriously! every $!@% year they pull this ^$#@! 6. red wings fans are paranoid. 7. after a decade of hating the avalanche, and slinging poo at all of their players, past and present, not one negative thing can ever be muttered about joe sakic. how he keeps his angel wings tucked neatly under all of that equipment is beyond us all. 8. bad mouthing steve yzerman is not recommended, just ask the guy next to you. what, there is no guy next to you? now you understand. 9. little known fact: ian laperriere's nose is the single-most visited attraction in pisa, italy. 10. forsberg could have two soggy potatoes for ankles and no spine to speak of and he still scares the *$@# out of every one of us. but screw him, he sucks.

i think that's incorrect information. allegadly shanny had something with craig janney's wife while in st. louis.

pee-air doesn't even try to hide his bias, does he?

HUGE hits...lovin' it. drake looks like he's on a mission today

CHAOS

s***, hockey is next? i wanted to watch a bunch of fat white guys in collard shirts walking slowly and looking rich and smug.

take your time, mark wiebe, line up that shot. f$#%ing wanker. *edited vulgarity

agreed. i was laughing my ass off. poor guy. microphone cutting out and everyone can see his lines written on the inside of his plastic sheild.

rushed the goal, got a gift rebound off of the goalie and buried it into the open net. you'll see it all day tomorrow on sportscenter with the caption "darren mccarty, who was playing for $500 a week in flint just a few months ago..."

j.p. dumbass

can someone please do something with these two? i swear they were separated at birth. vernon fiddler agador spartacus (birdcage)

vernon fiddler agador spartacus anyone else think this?

thank you