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ovechkin has an asshat.

if that's true than he must have had a few drinks, too.

you must have seen aurie in lots of games to make that decision. i apologize.

not a chance. lidstrom will be up there for sure. osgood's numbers are good but he is in no way in the same class of numbers hanging above the ice (and even one that's not hanging and in all intents and purposes should be *cough* larry aurie *cough*). it's absurd that there are even some thinking draper's belongs up there. we can't retire all fan favorites otherwise we'll end up like montreal - nothing but numbers 50-90.

that looks like it hurts.

i think it's all too obvious: ian white hates kirk maltby.

who would have thought a chinese based counterfeit goods warehouse with a history of fraudulent activity could stoop so low?

unfortunately, I'm afraid that drunken hallucinations are the only way we'll see exelby this season

dhgate already has knockoffs for sale. i have to say i like the blue.

i look forward to enjoying the numbers 2 and 2 next to each other again.

i cried more during that press conference than he did. :'(

some great lines: Ilitch: "I never dreamt I'd get a player for the cost of a smoothie at McDonald's." Draper: "I'm going to continue to train because dan cleary thinks he's the best conditioned detroit red wing and that can't happen."

Draper: "I'm excited about my new role with the team..*looks over at holland*.. have we got a title for that yet? Holland: "Not yet." haha

by god ilitch looks like someone's great-grandmother.

i guess i'll reserve judgement until i can see them in action on the ice.

classic

i haven't looked through this thread so maybe it's already been asked. but has anybody ever requested they be traded to edmonton before? ever?

don't you remember "the great ketchup boom" of 2000 when steve heinze wore #57 for the sabres? seriously though, i think he will wear it now mainly because of the charity pressure. he seems to have a good sense of humor as well so why not. that jersey will sell like hell if it happens. and is there any evidence that any of those petitions have ever worked?

and you're not, so stop.

milbury, snow...there'll be an ostrich in office next you heard it here first.

haha, that video is hilarious. thanks for the early morning lulz. btw, i think those announcers in the forsberg video sum up why so many people disliked sidney crosby right out of the gate. pay your damned dues and shut your fat face, rookie.

1. Mike Commodore and that's it. *interestingly enough as i write this darren dreger just reported on his twitter page that jimmhoward32 had just joined twitter, but the account was then revealed to be a fake* i wonder if this is something the management frowns upon, and that's why there are no others. the only other teams to have one twittereerr are new jersey (elias) and minnesota (havlat, who will now replace jamal mayer's twitter spot at san jose). this will leave minnesota having no twittererrerers, who will join atlanta, boston, buffalo, calgary, chicago (though mayers is on the way), and ottawa with that distinction. i'm curious if six-four will be talked to about his, seeing how he recently posted pictures of bikini-clad woman washing cars in california (gasp), and when asked said that the only ballet he had been to before had a pole (haha). btw, former red wing twittledores include d-mac, aaron ward, and wendel clark, and the team with the most twingleberries are the rangers and capitals, each with 8. source

Ozzie: wowzers!