Heroes of Hockeytown

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    Wings acquire Kyle Calder in 3-way deal

    I will now mock Jason Williams and the Chicago Blackhawks orginization mercilessly: Boy, you guys are in for a surprise. Translation: How could this happen to me? I made my mistakes! Nowhere to run, but life goes on while I'm fading away! You never loved me! Well, that's not true, Jason... No! It is true! I'm going someplace far away where they'll appreciate me. Just messin' with you, Jason. Best of luck, dude.
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    Wings acquire Kyle Calder in 3-way deal

    And I still think they're out of their skulls. Good young Dman and a pick for Willy? The same guy who's UFA at next season's end? I don't know what the hell is their problem.
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    Wings acquire Kyle Calder in 3-way deal

    You vastly overrate Williams' worth if you think he could bring in much of anything else.
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    Wings acquire Kyle Calder in 3-way deal

    Well, let's put it this way: Willy wasn't working. Like, oh man, that s*** right there was broke. The worst Calder can do now is retain its brokenness, with a chance of improving it.
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    Wings acquire Kyle Calder in 3-way deal

    Kenny, that fool, doesn't realize that he was exactly what St. Louis needed! Viva la Guerin!
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    Wings acquire Kyle Calder in 3-way deal

    *shrug* An upgrades an upgrade.
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    Wings acquire Kyle Calder in 3-way deal

    Well, I can't really make heads or tails of it from Chicago's perspective, but here we go: PROS: Willy is gone. Awesome! Calder's shown decent hands in the past. Anything to get the second line on track. CONS: The guy we grabbed is a league worst -31.
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    Wings acquire Kyle Calder in 3-way deal

    What?! Am I the only guy here who thinks Chicago is nuts to do this?
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    Guerin a Redwing?

    I SAW A CAT ONCE AND I WAS LIKE OH MAN I WANNA PET THAT KITTY BUT IT WAS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH SO I DECIDED TO JUST GET THE HELL RIGHT OUT OF THERE GET IT DOWN HOLLEND
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    Wings acquire Kyle Calder in 3-way deal

    Yeah, but that's Chicago's end of the deal. Solid young Dman still on Entry Level Contract for worthless s***ty Jason Williams with just one year left on his deal, if I remember correctly.
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    Wings acquire Kyle Calder in 3-way deal

    It stinks. Lasse Kukkonen for Jason Williams? C'mon.
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    Matt Hussy Recalled

    I call him "Rotten Lying Son of a *****" but it usually takes too long to type.
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    Matt Hussy Recalled

    The last thing we need are loving nicknames for someone who we have to plead with effusively to not lie to us...
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    Lebda being groomed for big things

    The article actually kinda says, "Next Lidstrom? Are you serious dude? f*** no! Like, Chelios, maybe."
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    Official: Roberts traded to Pittsburgh

    I said a couple weeks ago that I would be disappointed if Roberts was the Wings big acquisition, but after the way picks and prospects were bandied about... He might be pretty OK to have. He'd have to be nuts to pass on the Pittsburgh trade, though.
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    First Round Matchup

    I seem to remember everybody hoping we wouldn't meet up with the Oilers; Colorado was a much more handsome choice, as we would've handed them their collective ass. People were confident, once it came down to it, that we could be the Oil, but most people were hoping we'd dodge them...
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    Wings making progress with Datsyuk

    Maybe from the Goof Troupe, but that's pretty much how it needs to happen. He done precisely zippo with a side of diddly squat to get another contract from the Wings without showing he can carry on this chemistry he's got with Hank into spring...
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    Wings have made an Offer for Jason Blake

    Why? I know he's a great guy, Selke winner, super cool, but let's look at the facts here: he's 35, not a gamebreaker by any stretch of the imagination, and most importantly has one year left on his deal. Any proposed deal would be "Draper+X" of course, but my point is is that Kris really doesn't have any value at all for a rebuilding team since he's only going to be a round for one season. Picks and prospects, that's all they're looking for.
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    New Canucks Uniforms Next Season

    I can't stand those armpits and how they make them clash with the body of the uniform. It's right there in the name--UNIFORM--let's get some uniform color in here, please. None of this whiteshirtbutthearmpitsareblue crap.
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    The Wings are what they are...

    If I've done anything stupid, it would be assuming you had a brain to speak of inside your cranium instead of a Nerf football in heavy syrup. I'm actually impressed you managed to operate Google with enough proficiency to lay down that image, though. The next step, Sandy, is to find one that's actually relevant, unless you think I've physically threatened you anywhere in my posts.
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    The Wings are what they are...

    Well now, I'd hate to for my cookware to be upset. That would really be "osmething." Coming from the genius who's already proven he's the pinnacle of wit for posting "hur hur hollend trade first pick olo" this one really stings.
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    The Wings are what they are...

    Tell us Sandy, what's the weather like on your home planet of Buttf***ed-s***forbrains? Do you often get headaches and have to cure them by hitting yourself with a hammer? If not, what is your explaination for your frankly unbelievably low level of displayed cogitation?
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    THIS is who we need...

    It's all about balance. He's a guy who could nail us a few more PPGs a season and would occasionally jump someone for finishing their check, but he also takes more minor penalties than all but ten other NHLers, all the while getting turned inside out by speedy/shifty forwards and having the defensive zone awareness of a ninety year old man mid-seizure. Balance.
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    Rental Players...

    You're absolutely right, of course. Just some dipstick trying to cook up controversy. No need for anything to be changed.
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    Oilers Upset over Kronwall Hit

    It is, but you can just say "first" if you want and it means the same thing.