vladdy16

Besides the steroids, I think there's some hormonal imbalance going on around here as well. This is what happens when you have a co-ed locker room!

Hosting the game notwithstanding! +70°F (21°C) and above Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People in Michigan go swimming in the Lakes. +60°F (16°C) North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. People in Michigan plant gardens. +50°F (10°C) Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Michigan sunbathe. +40°F (4°C) Italian & English cars won't start. People in Michigan drive with the windows down. +32°F (0°C) Distilled water freezes. Lake Superior's water gets thicker. +20°F (-7°C) Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats. People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt. +10°F (-12°C) Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold. 0°F (-18°C) People in Miami all die... Michiganders lick the flagpole. -20°F (-29°C) Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Michigan get out their winter coats. -40°F (-40°C) Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door. -60°F (-51°C) Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. -80°F (-62°C) Mt. St. Helens freezes. People in Michigan rent some videos. -100°F (-73°C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Michiganders get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg. -297°F (-183°C) Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands. -460°F (-273°C) ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?" -500°F (-296°C) Hell freezes over. The Lions win the Super Bowl

Behold the power of cheese.

Damn you, BetterRedThanDead! I was going to post "supercalifragilisticexpealidocious", but you beat me to the gibberish post. Damn you.

Hockey fans never let any rivlary die. When was the last time Chicago or Toronto were truly competitive with us, yet we'd kill to meet Toronto in the SCF and it's still fun to abuse Chicago fans, even though it's starting to look like kicking a puppy.

Nope - at least one more: http://www.letsgowings.com/forums/index.ph...opic=30726&st=0

I agree Alan got the short end of the stick, but the man had to have known when he took the job that there was a target on his back. I don't think two seasons is enough time to slap this team into shape, and as mentioned previously, good luck getting anyone else to take the job.

You didn't put me on the list! Was it something I said?

Weekend games for the first 3 months: OCTOBER WEDNESDAY, Oct. 5th is Opening Day against St. Louis. Saturday the 15th is against Phoenix. Friday the 21st against Anaheim. Saturday the 22nd against Columbus. Saturday the 29th against Chicago. NOVEMBER Saturday the 5th is against Phoenix. Friday the 11th against Minnesota. Saturday the 19th against St. Louis. Friday the 25th against Anaheim @4pm Saturday the 26th against San Jose @ 10:30 DECEMBER Friday the 9th against Washington Saturday the 17th against Tampa. Friday the 23rd against Chicago. And New Years Eve against Columbus. All games are between 7 and 8:30 unless otherwise noted.

Timothy hit the nail on the head. I had no idea this was in here. I hit general discussion and the water cooler and I'm out. I'm up for going to a local place to watch games. I'm in Berkley. Where is everybody else? We'll pick some place in the middle, and then we'll post it so others can join if they want to. Opening night might be a good start!

I don't think we have enough goalie controversy going, why not come here? We could send Ozzie down to GR, only to call him back up 4 days later because Patrick got arrested or something.

What he said. I think Holland has made some really good staffing decisions, and I think he's really dropped the ball. I vote more for Mr. Ilitch, first and foremost, and then our rockin' scouting staff. (Go, Scotty!)