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I knew you could do it! This team is A-OK, Okey Dokey Docta Jones!!! NEVER GIVE UP!!@#!@!#

Hellooooooo up there? Can you hear me? You can? Awesome. It's ok. The coast is clear. You can come down from your high horse now!

I can just see the Nazi Lephrechaun rubbing his greedy paws together and wetting himself about how well he orchestrated and pulled the strings of the entire season to get his wish. Crosby raising the Cup. But WAIT! An INJURED Crosby raising the Cup, similar to Doug Weight and his bum shoulder. All of those ISO cams on Crosby and Malkin are finally paying off!! Don't you see? This is pure, unadulterated joy for The Fuhrer. Now just get used to the new catch phrase: Stanley Cup Champion Sidney Crosby!! Woo hoo!

Like Jesus ******* Christ himself, the league's saviour has arisen!! Thank Jebus (and f*** Bettman)

This game will make Kenny Holland's job a little easier.

Wow, Pierre was actually gagging on Crosby's cock there for a moment.

*CHOKE*HOSSA*CHOKE* Don't worry, you won't choke on the contract you're not getting from us Rent-A-Flop.

The only Red Wing I feel bad for is Ozzie. The ******* guy is being hung out to dry big time.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BRAD STUART. Hossa would like to take this opportunity to thank Mr. Stuart for kindly tranferring the GOAT label from himself to Mr. Stuart.

12 Crosby mini-specials and 3 "How dreamy is Crosby? The answer may surprise you." quizzes take time.

GO WINGS!!!!!

What a wasted effort of a GREAT Osgood performance... Detroit should feel bad for not starting the game until it was too late....

Nice try Cleary

Dirty hit there, Eugene...

How was that not tripping on the guy who dumped Clears behind the net??

DRAPES!!!

And that's game.

Detroit cannot sustain any offensive pressure. Hard to set up shop when you're being charged, elbowed and interferred with, I guess... *shrug*

Jesus Christ, you could call a NUMBER of penalty's for that hit on Dats...

Detroit shots have ZERO followup. And another obvious interference not called against ****-titz

*SIGH*

Did the down ice ref call that? Because the near ref didn't call it...

Gamesmanship

"Pavel, are you having the foot frozen before the game? I don't know, it's a big secret" LOL

Babcock absolutely PWNS the press conferences