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Cleary doing a little bit of The Matrix lol

Helmer!!!!!

This is the least penalized SCF in 64 years?? No s***, it's because they aren't calling any for the OTHER TEAM....

Was that Brian Campbell or Sydney Crosby?

Not a dive by Stewie....

Babcock better tear this team a collective new *******. He needs to let these players know that the poor passing, inability to actually possess the puck, and when someone runs your goddamn captain, you take that f*****'s head off...

Jesus Christ, how many ***** did Hal Gill suck to get away with all this trash? The answer may surprise you...

Anyone know if webcams are waterproof? I'm just worried if a Pittsburgh fan gets on Fanarchy and explodes, a full douchebag could ruin the electronics...

******* SLASH

*sigh*

Shocking... "Referee Bill McCreary must have heard us, Doc..."

No Dats

That was so crazy, 6 guys in on the play. WOW. Great pickup on that one, linesmen... or refs... or hell, anyone but Doc Freakin Emerick?!??

What the f***, no interference????

How many for the refs is that? 2? And f*** you, yes, I'm complaining about the refs...

Orpik with the great, clean, pure elbow, I mean "fantastic hit"

Wow, the refs had plenty to choose from... geez

Damn Sammy....

You mean the one where he doesn't look like a dick with ears disguised as a leprechaun?

I can sort of stand listening to Doc Emerick, but Jesus H Christ Almighty I cannot stand to listen to Eddie "Edzo" Olczyk... wow, you can actually hear him stroking himself and saying "Detroit is so subtle in their interference, which is clearly a penalty and should be called, and I would call it for sure, but they are so good at it" and "the Penguins just got scored on by an unlucky bounce (this in reference to a shot off a Detroit stick straight into the net"... Give me a break, you ******* DOUCHEBAG

Absolutely great job with the site and the trolls. Glad to be a member of this board for over 5 years now

WAY TO GO BOYS!!!! LET'S BEAT THEM ON THEIR ICE NOW! GREAT GAME!!!

What Malkin?? You can't fight him yourself? You need Miro Satan??

WAY TO STICK UP FOR YOURSELVES BOYS!!!!

BUSH LEAGUE!!!