DaKineMaui

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    Darren McCarty cleared waivers

    Carts? One minute please. Carts who? In general, LGWers have an awful time coming up with nicknames. Or using the right one. But Carts? That is just......... No more saying Carts.
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    Members photos

    Romania? Are you a gypsy too? My dad's people are 'from' there. Did you steal stuff? Nice pic.
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    Post Everytime You Look

    Holy s***! Floss? Dental floss? Crayons? No no no. I woulda peed on her porch. Floss? C'mon.
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    Post Everytime You Look

    Speaking of which......anybody remember that lady that gave out bags of pennies? Or an apple? That's when I learned how to kick the face in on a pumpkin. (Hard to explain all the candle wax and pumpkin guts all over your costume.)
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    A case for #91 in the rafters?

    Petty and selfish. I am both. I'm also biased against European NHLers. I am a bad person. Sergei can have the HOF, a new car, whatever - Hell, I'll buy him dinner - not the rafter spot. For whatever reason, he left a winning team......and I dunno - that whole thing with Carolina just irked me. And no - that wasn't all his fault - still irked me though.
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    Post Everytime You Look

    Um.....do you wanna Rock and Roll, all ni-ee-ight, and party ev-R-ee-day?
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    Would you trade

    Instead of starting a thread? Try:
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    Members photos

    You have issues. And your hair looks very nice. Gimme those scissors.......AH AH AH......handle first please.
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    Hey - if you can't show me where it is, using only the palm of your right hand? I ain't gettin' there either. :EDIT:::::::: !!! s***. I was talking about the gesture that everyone in Michigan does when trying to show where you live. Wasn't very funny the way it was typed. Damn.
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    ^^She^^ love you long time. 10 dorrah.
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    Oh! And pretty MDKM - with our fatso sister-in-law. (She's really ballooned out.....belly, boobies......bellybutton......WTF happened? She's really let herself go.) aloha
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    Members photos

    I forget.......was this image already posted?
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    Post Everytime You Look

    nm
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    Post Everytime You Look

    Whoa whoa whoa. And what is slang for 'wallet'.....or 'money'? Or 'Ass-whippin' widda a pimpstick?' (You're welcome to make an appt. $US dollars only please.) HR Four Oh tries to keep it respectable 'round heeya. aloha
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    Is anyone more underpaid than Zetterberg?

    Go halvsies?
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    6 PACK! Wrapping up the food-tour in Detroit/MI. We DO NOT get corn like this on Maui. Mrs.DKM will attest. (And also be jealous and angry). We can't even find ears like these. Delish. delish. delish. I ate 3 ears. 3 ears of peaches 'n cream......butter....lil salt....dah! DAH! 3 lovely ears of corn. I may have another. I'm not sure.
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    Post Everytime You Look

    hey
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    Downey contrite after he injures Filppula

    Sounds cool to me. I can see this thread going 3 PAGES if the digit in question were:
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    Take your pick?

    Also - easier for the organization to keep him our little secret over there on the west side. Between GRs games, Helm shall be locked in his apartment. No phone or TV etc. One year. I do NOT wanna see his name in some crazy trade scenario in March. Have his car windows tinted black too. And from now on we refer to him as 'Kimberly'. aloha
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    Single Game Price Hikes?

    I was gonna give a "I remember when....." thingy....but you summed it up nicely. It could be argued that they are one, and the same. Their nut, is their nut. If the Joe isn't filled to the rafters - do they send Johnny home? Do they send ANY employees home for the night? Maybe turn out some lights? Close some consession stands? Skip cleaning the Men's washrooms (woops - sorry). Park cars 2 to a space and lease out the rest of the spots to some other venue real quick? It costs $X amount to display an NHL homegame to 10,000 fans at the JLA. It costs $X amount to display an NHL homegame to 20,000 fans at the JLA. $X is a fixed cost. I'd like to fill up that empty seat for 5% less on the face value of a ticket and then watch the fan burn through that $100 bill he brought with him. Toronto Blue Jays did this for one game years back......I'll look it up. aloha EDIT::::::::::::::::::::: Tags. I'm it.
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    NHL Targeting Europe

    Gotta admit. I'm sorta 50/50 on this one. 50% blockheaded concept, 50% logistically impossible concept. I'm right on the fence here.
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    Ran into Malts the other day..

    :::::ATTENTION TARGET SHOPPERS::::: "Will a Mrs. Lilja please come to the front of the store, again? He got lost, again, and has started eating the 2nd half of his Crayola Crayons. Thank you."
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    Bulgaria women's hockey team loses 82-0

    Y'know another scenario? Yer buddy: "Hey - Bulgaria and Slovakia are playing a ladies Oly qualifier tonight. I'll take Slovakia for $100, and spot you 80 goals OK?" You: "Are you nuckin futs? YOU....ARE.....ON! 80 goal cushion? Make it a thousand bucks!"
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    Bulgaria women's hockey team loses 82-0

    Searched and searched........damn. Cannot locate a 2010 Olympic Bulgarian Ice Hockey sweater anywhere. (Not kidding.) Would get #82.
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    Members photos

    Been at my Dad's in Detroit for about 3 weeks now......My step-ma has this pretty BAD-ASSED 'pic' in her office. I want to steal it. Where's Waldo? (OR THE JOE!?!) Oh and guess the year! ------------Measures 5'H x 8'W - ('scuse the glare?)--------------- ------------------I recommend viewing full size----------------------- -aloha :::::::::::::::::EDIT:::::::::::::::: Oh! And the latest stop on DKM's Michigan Food Tour: 1/2 my Reuben from The French Laundry.