DaKineMaui

Is that the Hawks backing into the playoffs?

If I'm alone (=never) then yes. Otherwise it turns into just another bother. TPBM knows that you need one beagle around just to know what perfect pancakes look like. :::EDIT - learning hwo ot tpye:::::

The person above me posted in the wrong thread, thus destroying their mistake free life. ---------OR------------ I am the one in the wrong thread?

(Not playing TPBM game - just thought we could watch this.

1995 I'd buy.......but now? No way. Software and music are FREE. I do NOT care what anyone says. Dentists or auditors?

Wow.....OD'd on Flinstone chewables when I was a kid. Or was that last week with the mainlining heroin? It's a blur......anyways...... General Tsoa's or sweet and sour?

Da Soo. Potato peeler or paring knife?

Nope. TPBM has tickets to an upcoming event.

ANYTHING outside of the People's Republic of Canada is better. Lightening or thunder?

TiVo should be mentioned in the Constitution. Brand new toothbrush or brand new razor.

Never even seen one live. The Person Below Me has used the yellow pages more than once in the last 6 months.

Place we're holed up in has no TiVo option....BUT YES....love to record 'em! TPBM wants to scratch my beagle named Koa on the neck, and ask him "Who'sagooboy? Who'sagooboy?". KOA's agooboy!thatswho!!! and then watch him freak out on yer head, neck, ears....nibble nibble nibble, roll over, roll roll etc....... ::::::::EDIT::::::::::::::: That's Koa......pronounced Koh-ah......named after a beautiful pc of Maui lumber.

This. Chewing a mouthful of Belgium crystal or a mouthful of pine needles?

G'job fellas.

This is turning into an NBA game with 4 seconds left. :::::::fingertips to shoulders again:::::::: TIME! What?

30 second time out......:::::fingers to shoulders:::::: Explain.

Do they sell good looking clothing where one might purchase khakis? No. I do not want to buy a new pr of khakis. What's next? A collared golf shirt? The Person Below Me owns a wool tux.

Seymour Butts says bleachers. Refs or Umps?

OK then.....why is it then....The sign says "Employees Must Wash Hands", and I stand there....I wait....and wait....NOBODY EVER comes in to do it!?! Forced to do it myself. Oh hey lookie! Tomorrow night it is! Wish granted. The Person Below Me can think of a really good reason to smile right now.

I'll assume you don't know what the typical public Men's washroom looks like. It is already a disgusting mess in advance. **frame of reference** I kick the entry door in, then kick open the stall door, which generally doesn't exist.....done. Run to sink......wash with the icy cold water and non-bubbling soap. Leave hands wet....not touching any buttons or machines I don't need. Re-kick door open and go home and soak in backyard kiddie pool full of a 50/50 bleachwater solution - burn clothing - enter house. Shower, rinse, repeat. Sell car. Simple really. The Person Below Me has carved their initials in a tree trunk. (We won't tell.)

Drove you nuts? Ironically the chippy s*** drove a certain Maria Lumux to quit the NHL at one time.

Oh s*** no. Wrong. TPBM can juggle.

Well. I wouldn't cross the street to pee on any of them if they were on fire, but I guess I'd go with the Beatles.....only if the remaining members agree to set themselves on fire. So! Impatiens or Begonias?

Who am I setting on fire? Makes a big difference. Tommy Edison or Hank Ford?

I wish. Nope. I WILL be up early. No 'has to' though. Shame. Currently staying at an Extended stay hotel thingy for a month.........:::::::::...... s***.....anyways..... The person below me knows the Lotto numbers for tomorrow's drawing, but does NOT gamble and refuses to give out the information.