DaKineMaui
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Ironic! I will generally give any random smoking lecturer an atomic wedgie, poke in on eye, 2(two) purple nurples and a good toe stomping. *lights smoke* *closes and locks all windows in thread*
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I shall try to lighten your schedule.
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See? I tell my ******* to leave town? They leave town. (You don't need to panic though. Pimp DKM isn't down with hitting - just no ice cream for you is all.)
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Not sure if any you have seen this one. His hand was gentle, and warming and cooling. I think I'm pregnant with his next child (AWESOME!).......I just need to figure out a name. On that "Me and Eddie Van Halen" pic though? I recently found out that brother-in-law HELD OUT ON ME! He cut off that registration sheet.....he did it ON PURPOSE, so as not to allow me his phone number,and not f*** up his job. No lie. I chewed his ass. Bro-in-law shall soon be dead!
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Hey LOOK! Kids from Maui! They sprayed for bugs the other day. Left an awful odor that crept inside. Had to shut everything down and crank the A.C. ($$$) Set it for 74. Fricken. Degrees. (I don't think these kids are capable of visiting the mainland.) "I'm COLD!"........at 74? Anyways............ aloha........... (My ma made those quilts.....they're very puffy and I use them often.........shhhhhhh. Don't tell.)
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Yeah....so the wife and sister and kids went down for the sand sculpture contest at Keawakapu beach this year.........I stayed home. This. This is what they came up with. (Again........I was not present.) We took 3rd place a number of yrs back. They did not even place this year. Can you imagine? A piece of s*** that washed up on the beach did NOT take 1st place? How is that a "dolphin"? I go next year. I'll bring tools.
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*Pushes Earth back toward Puckhog419*
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Great - welp.....this ones gonna take some time to arrange, we'll make bank.
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(Turn your monitor on.)
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Can I post a pic?
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No mean blood here............................ But if I earned $6,700,000/year? My haircut?...... would be much nicer. We gotta work on this. (Nice photos though.)
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Oh he's off rewriting the periodic table of elements to his liking. (Gonna be way better.)
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That's most likely not true. Give her a return call again. Keep it simple. I dunno. Ignore me - (I haven't returned a call since I've owned a phone.) aloha
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I shoulda asked what Eddie does to say so trim! Oh did you guys see this pic?
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Not even really gonna chime in here.......(she'll kill you all on her own.) Seen it before. "Couldnt" testify in the courtroom to it....because........ I was sick that day. Or outta town er something........ I forget what she said I was. *RUNS LIKE A CHEETAH*
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Rabs doesn't take out wisdom teeth. She opens your mouth REAL WIDE, and pounds them back down, IN, with a hammer. HARD! (Just takes a sec.) $700.00 USD. I thill have a lithp, but It'll clear upth, soon I geth better.
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s'matter?
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I'm pissed drunk and it's 7:47 AM HST.
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Do you know what? You know who would be really good at Handball? Yes. Eddie Van Halen. He has very large manly hands, one of which is draped over my shoulder as evidenced below. He would score 930 goals in his first game......in the first period.
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I never knew there was such a thing as this 'handball'. HOLY CRAP IS THAT BORING!
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Grrrrrrrrreat. That's coming outta MY pocket. Company policy. Just.........just try to keep your eye on things now? Bad economy right now, and the margins are thin. Gah! Off to the drug store! Whee! Thanks a lot.
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Bounce yer modem. And router. What's the error? Local mail? Or web-based? EDIT::::::::::: Hey lookey!.....I can post 2x without even knowing it! (It's 4:15 AM)
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Bounce yer modem.
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It is my understanding that Helm then skated around the planet Earth, within 1 hour, Stanley Cup in Hand??
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You want I should .....uh...........?
