DaKineMaui

Good guess. (And yet he's the one who somehow gets yelled at. "Well GET UP OFF THE COUCH THEN!") Poor kid.

Oh God - the choices!

Abso-*******-lutely NOT. No way. I made a bad joke and........f***....yer thin. What do you weigh? Like 80 lbs? I could prolly throw you 40 yards, uphill. 45 if you really pissed me off. (f*** - see? This is like trying to get pee outta the pool.) You are thin. Hey LOOK UP THERE! A BALLOON! *Still running* IT'S RED!

My mom's. I guess it's a 'dog'.

Yeah - you could prolly stand to skip a meal anyways..... (OMFG - oh s***) .............. *Rubs forehead* That's not funny to a chick! *Running in a seriously fast fast manner the other way - RUUUUUNNNING* -Go DKM.........Go DKM........you can get outta this. 911!- Mental note: 2 Must....No 3 Mustangs.

Cousin has been a season ticket holder for about......I dunno.....since the SilverDome was built? He calls Draft Day the "Lions SuperBowl". (Bastard brought me a Lions T-shirt last time he visited.........Yeah, I wear it to work. It's rubbish now.) CAN THE FORD FAMILY RELEASE THIS TEAM? I HAVE A DREAM! ONE DAY.......... ah nm

I OFTEN wondered about when Barry spoke to Wayne: "Hey coach? Just give me the ball? Please? I'm really really really good." "NO NO NO - Not on a draw on 4th and 22 .......idiot!"

Guess. Yeah guess. What is about to take place?

Seen that link all over this site recently, and all over the webernets. I refuse to click. I'm showing some self control. And pure fear.

No. This is not happening. Nope. Nope. I will send my daughter or wife to Chicago if this true. (Heads up - they kill, at will) They can be on a flight inside of an hour. Not Chicago. This would be like moving from Montreal to Detroit....it's just.......wait. Nevermind.

Recently discovered that she works for the CIA. I know. PLEASE don't tell her I know. (OH GREAT - she just killed another guy.) *grabs bleach bottle* ................gotta go!

Oh c'mon - in my book, he gets his own building, in DatsyukTown. Every night. But - that is a good question.

Yup. She's smiling. She JUUUST finished up burying the last person she killed.

Oh ferf***sakes.........I get it now. (Brain has been in need of SO much more RAM lately.) Got it. Got it now. Thank you. What?

What does that mean?

Not really......sometimes. Mostly just a onesie. Sometimes just a diaper.......sometimes nothing. She's 2. s*** - YOU TRY to dress her. Wear a helmet with full cage, cup, gloves.......a good mouthguard etc. I think she killed a person the other day, (there are several eyewitnesses) but I am NOT getting involved this time. EDIT:::::::::: Oh and BTW - the boy got a haircut for school-time shortly after this picture. They took off precisely 0.0001 micrometers off. How do you do that?

Well........c'mon. Who IS?

Right or wrong - my man-crush for him will never end. I promise.

What are YOU lookin' at?

Bennigan's, Red Robin, Ruby Tuesdays, T.G.I.Fridays, Olive Gardens, Chili's, Applebee's........... Does it matter if a Bennigan's closes? Carbon copy menus. Drive another 1/8 of a mile up the road. "Hey can I get another side of ranch?!?"

Just another lame attempt at a joke. War

So you people are at it again? Afghanistan this time? Angry. You all need to just shake out the sillies. Breathe. Should dig a moat around that country, so 'nobody is touching me!" aloha?

woops

You would not believe how much I hear that. Me and my invisible friend always talk about it. (He's a dickhead.)

If I ever won the F***** I'd start by filling it with Jack Daniels, then dump it out, just so it smelled like booze all day? Then off to the strip club. <<:::::::::Use your imagination::::::::::: Off to Toronto on the 401 - Weakly strapped to the top of the truck. Quick trip up and down Yonge Street. 6x each way. Fill it with olives. Dump 'em. I ******* hate olives. But..........it's mine. Rub crayon into my name(s). (We can also just assume I've won it 12x.) Raisin Bran? Nope - Sugar Smacks. ^That would be the first 15 minutes..........................