DaKineMaui
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Owwy Owwy Owwy......Ouch. That hurt. :SHHHHHH: Nobody say anything to her that I have an injury! Safety first.
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There called 'bootcamps', not 'seminars'. And no. She never learned a thing. (Also - They're 20 minutes.) Sorry to gang up, but it takes 2 men. She often takes 2 men.
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Sorry - I will never post one of your nudie shots that you are forever sending me, again. Sorry. My bad tootsie.
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I do not care what you say, you're still hot.
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This is generally the the time she will blast me with a Joey Kocur Left, or a cast iron pan, in the face. I'm never quite sure which she used, but it makes you sorta fuzzy. Unfair. 5 minutes and a game. I'm gonna get it on tape one day.
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Oh no no no.......thank you for the thought, but (I'm not sure what you know about building a house), but when the tapers come in, we gotta get ALL the tools out and ALL the lumber out, so see? That's usually the deal. Gotta be outta work for awhile. I'll be back for the finish work. Just boring in the meantime.
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I like to try to spend between 8 or 10 hrs/day in front of the computer. Nap in between. Drink a couple dozen beers. Eat a cookie. Clean the kitchen. Nap. 2-3hrs. (Sorry - I'm extra jaded right now - laid off.......not trying to make fun)
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A truly truly terrible pic. And I apologize. Keep the kids away. (My wife wanted to post this, but we still need to run through "how to upload to my hosting".) So I just went ahead and did it for her. Sorry you hafta to see this.........greasy and hairy and sweaty. With my Dora The Explorer pillow and the 'puffy' quilt my ma made for my daughter. ENJOY!
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Oh! I thought that was the 'number of guys' you've given it to before.
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Our cell phones recently had problems. My wife called up Hawaii Tel. We received 2 of their top-of-the-line models FOR FREE. Those LG thingys. Within 2 days. Again, you don't f*** with Wendy Testaburger. *Takes HUGE HIT off of oxygen tank*
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Lemme see..........::::::grabs lenses::::::::: Oh geez. A Wii? I am a pro at the bowling. Top score is like 260 something. I use the green watermelon ball. Oh and speaking of glasses?? I'm getting NO support from MauiJims. I have a pair of titanium ones - 'Ka'anapalis' model. $290. They have recently broken in half. No response. EDIT:::::::::::::: *waits for HR40 to put her dentures back in*
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True.
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More proof that Ovechkin is basically awesome
DaKineMaui replied to omnipotent_hudler's topic in General
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Why is that I pay over $140/mo for cable, and 1/2 the s*** on there is 'paid programming'? I wanna rebate. And why is it that 'paid programming' shows last 1/2 an hr? Either I want it? Or I do not want it. And why do they yell?
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I'll go after you. I am not a proud man.
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I'm sorry - but you take the 'W' on this one. Ouch. Princess? Damn. Hay-maker.
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No no no. No paper bag - I'm too pretty. But I'll try the rest of the stuff. Tank you!
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Whoa! Both of you - veery pretty. How come kids always look so wasted?
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f*** THAT HURT! I was wondering where those went. Ah.....still got 7. :::::::::EDIT:::::::: Awaiting HR40's medical advice on my bleeding foot............. (Prolly "Eat a nice cookie, and drink some juice."
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Still friends? EDIT::::::::: GET...........UP.
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::Bold knuckle punch to the balls from behind:: Yeah - I roll that way. Sorry Get up.
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I won't say a word. <<<---well there's 5 already so here goes. I am a 'boob man', Oh and a major hip and butt man, and a leg man as well as a...........ah crap! I'M DOING IT AGAIN!
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We say our prayers. We cross our fingers. We join hands in our midnight vigil. We say prayers. Candles. (6 chefs? That's it? I did not know this. I shall post this on the TWFUHK website. Unacceptable!) I shall send several chefs, yes, at my own expense, to aid in this time of need. Everythings gonna be OK.
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Perhaps you would like to make a generous donation to my Tiger Woods f***ed Up His Knee foundation? TWFUHK The guy has gotta to eat, and he is outta work.
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I know everything your mom says.