DaKineMaui

Was a close call no? Whew. I was gonna start a "Diamond Plated Shark Tank For Niedermayer Fund" DPSTFNF I was gonna call it. Yer right though - It's over now. Let's hope this kinda stuff doesn't happen again. ------cheers and aloha.

WHOA! COOL! That's MY name TOO!

Obstruction.

2nd.

AO is the reason Chuck Norris does not play hockey.

Go read a book. Go pick up your room. Cut the grass. Walk the dog. (Things my dad used to say near the end of summer vacation.) I'd be at a friends front door, in a heartbeat.

You.................... have issues.

Don't say the word 'rack', don't say 'boobs', don't even POST! FORGODSAKES DAKINE! Don't............crap! too late. HEY EDIT::::::::::::::::::::::::oK????????? Even some of you chicks gotta say it? No? Doesn't make me a bad guy.

You will sleep................. ...................................... ..................................... ................WHEN I TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN SLEEP! Nuff.......NUFF! Go rearrange the towels. They're all stacked wrong.

I wanna watch Mule. I gotta see if..................................

Nobody knows. It's just one of those unsolvable mysteries. You can ask a canuck, but they don't have the internet up there.

Yeah, and we roll with the Canadians all the time. (We own tanks, and aircraft carriers the size of .....of.....one of their Provinces.) It's MOM. Or Ma. 'Mum' is the Queen of England's Ma.

In a thousand years, that would NEVER happen. Never in a thousand years.

Thank you. Now............. 1.2.3.GO! "Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!"

Know what? I'm really not hungry now. Can you go out and check the oil though?

Thought I posted this one earlier. This is me framing for a built-in bookcase, on the other side of this wall, makai-side. Seen is me, destroying the dimensions of the ceiling above, which I cut for the master bedroom you see. I cut that ceiling, and all the rest in this house at LEAST 4x. (All reflected hip-roofs) I know I lean toward exaggeration, but I am not here. 4x on EVERYTHING on this job. Not including mockups. 4x. This customer is a billionaire and bought this 'ocean-front-complete-gut-job-re-mod' for 8 million. I eventually walked off this job. Nice guy, nice wife, and I was compensated - but you can only take so much. BTW - His last house is on the market for $75,000,000. 30,000 sq ft. Anyways......................................... aloha

Don't call me God tootsie. Some consider that blasphemy. Restrain yourself.

Can I please..........please.......get that sandwich now? Are your ears broken?

f***. She made me scrub the floors. AND bring her a ham on rye. I dusted too. Got the beer.....the good kind AND cleaned behind the fridge. Mowed the lawn. Twice. (First time wasn't good nuff. Got scolded.) Picked out her head lice. etc etc etc. Don't f*** with Wendy Testaburger.

Whoa whoa whoa - easy cowboy. Whoa.

Um Doggy? Did you ever get your sandwich? I did not get my sandwich. ............She's gonna pay for this. Gah! I hate it when they get uppity.

And yet another - (just recently figured out how to dump this camera into the computer......(TIP: sometimes the docking bay is UNNECESSARY!) We've got 3 digital cameras that all connect in a different fashion - stoooopid. Anywho: aloha EDIT:::::::::: Goddamn, my wife is so photogenic. SHUT IT though! Don't wanna hear it from you creeps.

If you look closely - she's choking that duck with her left hand. And that is not a ball. It's some sort of thermonuclear device. I don't ask. (She was packin' heat in her bathing suit in that shot.) Also - we've never heard from or seen the person who took that picture. I dunno.

No sesky whispers till these floors sparkle tootsie. Sorry. And I DO mean sparkle.

You do a nice job on these floors? and there may be a new toilet brush in your future. WHERE'S THE SANDWICHES? C'mon - put a wiggle in it tootsie.