DaKineMaui

AND clean floors....... (HR40 - while yer out for those pickles? Pick yerself up a nice apron. Treat yerself.)

And these floors are FILTHY! Bucket. Stiff Brush. NOW.

You do not have time for this missy. I'm awaiting A NICE SANDWICH! See? Now you made me raise my voice. You brought that on yerself. EDIT::::::::::: and a pickle.......run to the store and get us some pickles.

Can you fix us a nice sandwich? Chop chop tootsie.

More of DakineDatNoListen.................. Yes she IS going to the pool.................... And bathtime........... aloha EDIT:::::::::::::: And before any of you start with that "oh she's so cute" s*** - believe me, if this one had a knife? Run! She's a mean lil *****. I'd take a knife through the heart for her and the rest of my family, BUT, I'm not kidding - WATCH OUT! This one is Joey Kocur on steroids with a worse attitiude. I'm sure most dads fear for their daughters. This one though? I think we're OK. I won't warn her. I'll warn the boy. "Have her home on time?" Sheeeeeeaht. "Do each and everything she says, and nobody gets hurt....she'll put nail clippers through yer f***in' eyes."

Oh f*** off.

Anybody got a highlight reel?

The ONLY bill collector I've ever thoroughly LOVED talking to - My sister went to Western MI and owes thousands. She moved in with us. 6000 miles away now? "Eric" calls every so often, 'demanding' to speak with Rachel. (I RUN TO THE PHONE TO FIELD THESE CALLS!) They get SO ******* PISSED when you tell them "yeah - she's sitting right here, but she doesn't wanna talk to you!...........Eric". -or- "Hey man, we're totally broke, and you guys will NEVER see a dime. Not in a MILLION years......Eric." -or- "Whatayagonna do? Shut off her degree?........Eric?" VERY circular conversation ensues with Eric. I hope he calls today. I MISS YOU MAN!

Was talking/joking to the wife about we going to this game, UNTIL I read this thread. She says "well maybe YOU just go........we can afford one plane ticket maybe." You kidding me? 275 bucks? To sit outside? Hell - I'd be lying in aisle in the the fetal position 1/2 way through the 1st. I don't own a coat anymore! How is it a "Classic' anyways?

GOOD GAD DAMN - THANK YOU for posting that video! For the life of me I couldn't even figure out this thread. I didn't EVEN REMEMBER that goal. Not even close. I'm sorry - but that is not in the top 1000 goals. That was s***ty goalkeeping. oh - aloha ::::::::EDIT:::::::: Oh and the Wings were already up 2-0 with 10 minutes to go???????? :yawns:

Preach, preach and preach - but no - they'll never learn. Some never do. And the plugs? Pine - not even cedar. They'll be the first part to take a s***. (Used Titebond III - so I hope I'm wrong.) I'm awaiting the call.

Aw geez, thank you. Made my day, and I'll look around for some more pics - I fail at a decently maintained portfolio. Usually all I wanna do at the end is roll up tools and RUN! Yup - that's cedar. Prolly Western Red, but it's too hard to tell around here. (They lie.) Wanted to use Ipe, but the cheap-asses didn't wanna pay for it. SO OFF TO LOWES that day! That f***** will fail within the year. And yes - I'll get a call about it. P.S. I was so mad that day, I barely even picked through the stacks that day, so forgive the knots and checks etc.

I would expect a minimum of 73,000 goals, maybe 100,000 helpers. He's due.

Shoulda named her Hudler. Honestly though, that is one cutie pie little baby doll girl. Any hair under that cap? Mom is OK? (That blanket brings back memories. Who's got the contract to sell EVERY hospital in America that exact blanket? I wanna invest.)

What's on yers? Grandma always puts sliced sweet pickles, black olives, green olives (which I do NOT eat - they taste like topsoil to me), some little onion things, lil baby dill pickles, maybe some beets (again - topsoil), s*** - I forget what else. EDIT:::::::::::::::: OH! and some sort of peppers. Chili peppers or Peppericinis.......Damn I can't remember what else.

Y'know? Is there ANYTHING better than going to the fridge and popping open the jar of sweet pickles and popping a couple in yer mouth? Does anyone else know what a 'Relish Tray' is? Nobody does that anymore.

Only reason I post this one, is this is a footbridge I built over a waterfall that Curt Bennett built. He gave me the lead. He's an ex-nhl-er tough guy, who now builds waterfalls on Maui. Good guy.

Current girlfriend?

That's da troof. No biggie.

Just remember to dot your 'i's and cross yer 't's, and double dot your 'o's and put some dots underneath various letters as well. I'm gonna go reread.

Those videos are great - but watching the games? It always makes me laugh to see how much room a D-man will give him off the boards. "f*** it - I'm gonna back off and go stand next to my goalkeep. I'm not making that highlight reel!" He gets plenty of space, and for a reason. Brett Hull wishes him a happy B-day, everyday.

What now? Heard that on WRIF. Drew and Mike, In 97. 4 Cups since. All is well.

If you can pull down a babe like THAT? I shall never call you pearhead again. (.......is that your sister or something?)

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