DaKineMaui
-
Content Count
1,189 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
1
Everything posted by DaKineMaui
-
I am more impressed.....but my frame of reference is jaded against the Ducks. I'd rather watch _____________ than the Ducks. TPBM is overdue on calling a certain person, and knows it.
-
If your recipe for Lemon Meringue Pie is a wedge of lemon placed in a glass of ice cubes filled with Tanqueray and a splash of tonic then yes. Otherwise, gimme the apple pie with a scoop of french vanilla. Gravity or Fire?
-
MMMMMM....oatmeal....The Devil's ******** salve. The hideous brown mound of fecal matter. The.... No. Chocolate Chip cookies by a country mile. Door #1 or Door #2?
-
Fried rice please? Duct tape or Krazy Glue?
-
I thank you much....nice to be seen as well. "Things" have been in a great upheaval lately, and for the near future it seems. And incorrect! Love the smell of (good) coffee. Fresh. Not the grocery store kind. Or that Starbucks swill. Kona Sunrise......maybe the 100% Kona if money is no matter. Mmmmmmmmm. TPBM grew up knowing what these were called.
-
Big fat red man climbs down my chimney and leaves me LOTSA PRESENTS! (Reminds me - gotta carve my Memorial Day Pumpkin.) TPBM needs to go through that junk drawer.
-
Who wouldn't? And a beer....oh and some grapefruit juice. And tater tots and prunes. And some more chocolate. And a steak sandwich. ThePBM has seen, first hand, New Jersey, lived there for about a week, and wanted to pry their eyes out with a spoon. (This had GOTTA be where they developed Crystal meth.) I wanna go home now. I don't wanna play no mo.
-
Well? Um.... TPBM likes cold weather.
-
No big whip, but I'm sorta cooked overdone on Dane's act. He's talented - I'm tired. TPBM would eat an eathworm for $84. And be honest.....take yer time with this one. :edit:::: We'll go as high as $88. :edit 2:::: Talked to the Sales Manager. $97. :edit 3:::: Yer not gonna believe this....Eat the earthworm AND an entire head of raw cabbage - $199.99. This week only.
-
No. Um retards?
-
Geez thanks! This is all so sudden. We've barely even met. TPBM will break it down for us.
-
No need. Eyes are good so far. TPBM will understand the 'serving size'.
-
So.....you can't give it up for Cosby? No? s*** no? f*** f*** titty ass? What'd Bill do to you? Dick s*** ***** dick. No...I cannot read anything in Latin that is not on a dollar bill, or coin. E stimulus package uno. TPBM is loving it.
-
Oh man.....was my post....and now I want some goddamn fish n chips too! GAH! TPBM wants some Fish and Chips!
-
The best? Well c'mon. What ever happened to main-lining heroin, or speedballing coke or smoking crystal meth right outta the gate? I guess coffee is 'OK'. TPBM likes vinegar on their fish and chips.....the dark kind. :EDIT: --> Malt vinegar.
-
Besides plugs? Well yeah once. 7-8 years old. Was learning about conductors/resistors thing. 3rd grade-ish? Sitting at the kitchen table. HEY! A screwdriver? AND a socket? Right at table height?? Shocked the F*** outta me. Made a buncha sparks and everything. TPBM is keeping the brother down.
-
Yup.
-
Veto! Excellent tune. *Boogies* *Boogies some more* TPBM can do the Hustle.
-
I know a pretty good doct......wait....no I don't. ::::::::::::EDIT:::::::: On a serious note - IS EVERY LIVING HUMAN SICK RIGHT NOW? GAH!
-
Nope. No need. Yet another area in my life where perfection proceeds me. TPBM likes the night life, likes to boogie........
-
Does this house count? TPBM knows a good "yo mamma" joke.
-
Missed you guys as well. Life these days is complicated. I gotta call the Pentagon and get paroled and jump through 13 hoops and say 100 Hail Marys and cry a little - just to got to the store and get a gallon of milk. Next time. f***ers.
-
Nope. No Tivo in my cell room. And frankly, I don't miss it. TPBM worships the Devil sometimes.
-
Hey thanks!
-
You guys got a shutout? WELL. DONE.
