DaKineMaui

What is it with you people and your Slurpees?

Can you start this thread over? In a non-retarded manner?

WTF does ^that post^ even mean? WTF. Matt. Banned. Banned :::::::::::::EDIT:::::::::::: OH! OH! and Ferf***ssakes she edited that s*** too? Oh c'mon. She's banned.

I am going to look up 'buggar' and 'smitten' on the internet, and then post a comment mister. :::::::::EDIT:::::::::::: I once killed 3 guys for her. Shot them in the face. Remember HR40? No. Noooooooo. No you don't. (They NEVER do). She is my LGW girlfriend. She doesn't know it, nor does she care for it. But hey - you live with it right? You live with the hand yer dealt. I don't make the ******* rules.

It is requiring ropes and chains to stop me from posting a reply.

Well that just doesn't seem nice at all 'doc'.

Um 'scuse me? Why don't you go take a 10 minute time-out. That'll be ENOUGH outta you. Don't make me hafta come over there missy. Nuff. ::::::EDIT::::::: I'M SORRY! Can we still talk? Please? I'm sorry. s***. It's just.........ah whatever. BUT THAT'S ENOUGH! ::::::EDIT::::::: sorry

I, of course, have no news - BUT THIS KID IS NO DRAPER. He's a pond skater, and needs to be here.

HOLY s*** again! I would/did/do totally hit that chick on the right. ::::EDIT:::::::: Hopefully I added '/do'.

We could start a malpractice together. :::::Grabs jar of leeches & jar of snake-oil.::::::: Remember that one time? When I told you that I was having a tough time when I stopped free-basing cocaine? And you told me to to start mainlining heroin? That's just not good advice. Reminds me, I need to make a call to my meth dealer. Mahalo and aloha.

You can sleep when you're dead.

HOLY s*** do I need a shave. (Haven't shaved since the day after The Cup winner.) Any other of you man people remember thinking 'how cool' it was gonna be to shave yer face when you were a kid? We were wrong. Anyways, yes - always bust the 'D' out at the beach - confuses the tourists (tourons). They don't ask you so ******* many ******* questions about stupid ******* s*** if they think yer also just visiting. (Answer: I dunno, we just got here Thursday.) Rock da D everywhere you go! ::::::::::EDIT::::::::: That NONfitted cap is not my fault. That came in a package from Dad 2 yrs ago when they made the World Series. It was for my son. That didn't happen. Shush.

Well, as a professional practicing physician and scientist and chef and boat captain and personal trainer to Playboy Centerfolds, I can tell you this: Get a bag if ice, put it outside, in the backyard, jump up and down on it, and then run in circles around the bag with a hat on. Snap you fingers 3 times and smoke a cigarette. 400 bucks please. aloha

I think he'll reach 1000 beautiful outlet passes on breakouts, right on the tape, and 1000 well timed pokechecks in the slot in next year alone.

I'm sorry. What did Stevie earn in his last year? Did he ***** about it?

Can I tag in? He's missing about $35,000 a week in payroll now. He's gonna be all the way down to about $140,000 each check. Poor feller. 9 mill/yr vs. 7mill/yr?? C'mon - I can buy groceries on either. Not really a huge factor. Does Red Bird II have digital TVs?

Also - can somebody count and tell me how many times Hossa stated that he wants to win The Cup? That says it all for me. Welcome welcome welcome aboard. I just cleaned your locker for you. Also - first game? Yer a healthy scratch - cuz we're nuts too.

That all you can eat buffet at which you dined? They re-serve the food. As in "serve the dishes again, to others." OK, now you can go puke.

There are certain things you start missing about the mainland. My kingdom, and all that lies within, for 1(one) lb of those crispy and sweet Bing cherries. There are none better.

I know exactly what you're saying. I can find my way around the kitchen (Wife is 1000x better), and happen to make what I consider a very nice red tomato pasta sauce. (Lotsa red wine, and put some white sugar, use some nice sausage - that's key.) But once? And I swear I didn't change up much, I had to dump it in the sink before she got home. We ordered out. I retraced my steps, thought about it, looked at the cutting boards to see if I forgot anything - it was AWf***INGFUL. Still intrigues me. Cleaned the kitchen, and ordered out. Was just one of those days I guess. Wasted.

I am gonna totally hit on you now. (Don't tell the other babes. - ESPECIALLY my wife......and HR40, (she's killed people with knives.)) aloha

Oh just go wipe and go commando. (Then please hand me the roll?)

He is a retarded f***-noddle with a tiny tiny pee pee, who is also a dummy craphead. I looked it up and I am right. Q: How many "Gordie Howe Hat-Tricks" did Gordie Howe ever perform?

Can I borrow 20 bucks?

Do you find that they make you skate really really fast?