DaKineMaui

Your hair is a very nice length. You are very pretty. I also like your dress from a few pages back - Very very nice. We got another package from the mainland! Da Kids - I know - BORING! :::::::::EDIT:::::::::::: I know, I know......the kids are gorgeous....it's their mom. Enough already.

:::::::Gratuitous BUMP:::::::: I think HR40 is seeing someone else now. I'm OK with that. *****. EDIT::::::::::: XO

Sorry, not much of a topic, and I mean no ill will toward you. But Yzerman fixed a team. Fixed a team and made it whole. Could Nick fix a team? Maybe; but it would be because of Stevie. Ask Nick.

25 more words. "I'm parading around my Olympic medal, in the streets of Toronto, while my team is in the midst of trying to make the NHL playoffs."

Give her a quick peck on the cheek from me, and tell her thanks for understanding.

Typo. I think he meant 'Helm'.

I WISH that VS. would do an 'isolation-cam' on Lilja during any given game for some of you Lilja fans. He is 2 steps behind each play, and in CONSTANT RECOVERY MODE. I swear, I have nothing personal against him. If he were a greeter at WalMart I'm sure we'd hit it off great. In a nutshell? The most embarrassing part for Lilja? You play on a team that has Nicklas Lidstrom. For years now. Up close. You can talk to Nick and ask questions and advice and everything. Yet somehow you fail? Frustrating.

I've been self banned from commenting on images like these. Damnit!

That's not regulation. No way. If I ripped off a slapper with that thing, (Well, if someone who could shoot without falling down?), it would TOTALLY break.

Tnx for sharing that video. I used the 'F' word and the ,(sorry ladies), the 'C' word very much while watching.

And in more Onion news:C'mon! You GOTTA laugh! _______________________________________ May 15, 2008 Stackley Cup Playoffs Underway NEW YORK—The 2008 Stackley Cup Playoffs, a set of odd-number-of-games series that will determine the champion of the National Huckie League, are well underway, NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman confirmed Monday. At press time, the four hackley teams in contention for the Stickleby Cup were the Detroit Red Wings, the Pittsburgh Penguins, the Pittsburgh Flyers, and a team from Dallas, TX. The Red Wings, one of the NHL's Original Four Teams, and the Penguins, who feature one of hinky's rising young stars in Sidney Crossberry, are leading their respective series and are expected to advance to the championship round, or Storkaley Cup Finallys. Hucklebee, which is played on ice by stick-wielding six-man teams who attempt to strike the hokey puck or "ball" into the opposing goal, is naturally a cold-weather sport. For this reason, hooky is believed to have originated in Canada. This will be the first year since 2003 that no Canadian team will make it to the Shaklee Cup Finals, and no Canadian team has won the Cup since 2003. "This is the best time of year to watch the great sport of [huncky]," Commissioner Bettman said in a statement released by the NHL public relations department. "We still believe that our game is the fastest, toughest, most exciting game in the world, and we look forward to demonstrating that to a national audience as we determine the 2008 NHL Champion." However, despite a fiercely loyal core fanbase, achieving mass popularity has been difficult for the National Honky League, which currently ranks behind the NFL, NBA, NASCAR, MLB, college football, NCAA basketball, tournament poker, and figure skating in television viewers. The sport, while definitely colorful, is somewhat difficult to watch on television; many say the fast action is actually too hard to follow, as they are unsure where the hanky puck is at any given time. The sheer number of games is also somewhat intimidating; the NHL season is believed to have actually began sometime last year. The sport was also dealt a rather ugly setback with many viewers during last year's Stanbly Cup playoffs when two players dropped their ice bats and gloves and became involved in a shamefully brutal fistfight. However, the passion of the teams involved in the Stagolee Cup Playups is impossible to deny or ignore. "Way back when I was a kid playing on frozen ponds, I dreamed of winning the Cup," Detroit's Brian Rafalski told reporters Tuesday. "It's every player's dream to hoist the Cup above their heads and have their name engraved on the side." One of the grand traditions of the sport is that each hicky player from the Cup-winning team is allowed to take the trophy with them for a day to show their families, friends, and presumably even coworkers at their actual jobs. "Winning the Cup would be the ultimate dream come true for me, the reward for a very long, hard struggle," said foreign-born Penguins player Alexander Ovechkin, who, like most hochuli players, has based his life around the sport and has no real-world skills. "But really, just to play this game, to be part of something that brings so many people joy, that has been a great gift as well." Horklee is presumably extremely popular in Ovetchkin's home country. "Our dream is that, when the Stanley [sic] Cup Finals end in June, everyone in America has seen those games and realized how much fun it is to watch the NHL," Commissioner Bettman said. "These are, without a doubt, some of the world's finest athletes playing in some of the world's most competitive games. I know I'm prejudiced, but I honestly think that anyone who watches will agree that hockey [sic] is the greatest sport in the world."

Oh geez, sadly - NO. Even if I was, they wouldn't have put me on the news. I'd have looked like David Lee Roth in the beginning of the Panama music video when he's getting tossed outta the hotel.

I just did the math too, and you are correct! BUT: Gonna go ahead and wipe off the 15 instead. Gonna need to win 16 more inna few months. Yes, Wings fans are indeed a miserable lot.

You look good. I also shaved. Shaved my head hair too, 1/4"! But you look good. If I were a *** man I would totally hit that. Does that make me ***? Whoa! Wait then. Not hitting the [Add Reply] button........ Ah s***.

Boy I sure hope it... Nevermind.

They're 100% *** bars. Not sure if you go that way, not that there is ANYTHING wrong with that.

Hey my folks made it on CNN a few pages back, and now I get this in the email. Cousins made it on FOX2 Detroit from the plane races! I'm a media circus I tell ya! My cousin Christy and 2 of her kids, and her brother Mike's kid named Ryan. Listen for "Go Wings" and "remember me on TV." about a minute or so in......... Screenshot and vid below: >> Da Video << Clicky click for the show aloha

Get well soon. They gotta make you sick before you get better. Let's kick the dick off this thing. I'll not share any of my experiences in here, but please feel free to PM.

sigh::::::::: shut up.

Leafs were my first team as a kid, so I hear you. I'm mostly impressed that the Toronto Maple Leafs Organization hired an actual NHL level coach instead of someone like, say, my 8-yr-old boy ro run the bench. They made a much better choice! (Although my kid would have them skate super duper fast and shoot lasers at the other players and make fart noises and stuff.......I dunno, maybe they boy woulda been the way to go.)

Nope. No deal. I refuse to be told what to do by some........... :::::EDIT::::: AHH CRAP!

I'm po'. Only have one sweater - Team Canada authentic - fight strap and all - from back inda 90's, and yes - the Leaf on the front has Official SilverDome Nacho Cheese stains on it from some Lions game I went to. Great, now I'm hungry.

"Hey Tayzerburg! Look Frank - tell those doody-heads at LGW.com I'm gonna totally drive over to their......well, when I get my license? I'm gonna totally drive over to their houses and eat a pile of their shi......wai, wai, WAIT! That came out wrong.....I'm gonna ::::wipes nose:::: I'm gonna totally have sex or something with their.......CRAP! Here comes Darrell again!?!"

Do not DARE get one of the most fabulous meals avaialable in Detroit City proper. Do not get a couple coneys from either Lafayette Coney Island or American Coney Island. Don't. Do not order 2 coneys with, and an order of chili cheese fries dropped twice. And a Coke. I won't allow it. aloha Been telling knuckleheads on this site for 3 years to do it, but....alas.......no. So don't. Miss out. Tired of trying. EDIT::::::::: I hope you CHOKE on your Cheli's Chili, or Chili's Cheli or whatever. (OK- that was off-base and outta-line...........sorry......frustrated and craving.....sorry.)